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    Let's set the record straight, NES was the coolest system.  But not everything about it was cool.
    If you're going to take the time to market some huge system, make the controller better!  My hands always ache after a good round of any game, and that controller is the culprit. 
    Zapper guns should have had sights.  You know what?  I'm going to take the sight off some NERF gun and put it on that thing.  Yeah!  Now let's see who's boss, you damn ducks!
    Some games totally suck, I feel sorry for the programmers.  No wait, I don't.  The people who made RoadBlasters should rot in hell for making such a horrible game (I know some of you like it, but I just hate it!).  Same goes to the guys who made Action 52.  Well, at least that cart is rare.

    You know what I could go for right now?  A bit of emulation.  No!  Must...fight...back.  Emulation no!  Don't use emulation!

    All the people on eBay are too smart.  If it weren't for people sniping items, and driving prices up ten-fold, I'd have fifty more games than I do now.  I lost some big lot because of some loser.  He brought the price up thirty bucks, and then at the last minute, added in a couple more so that I was never the high bidder.
    Although it feels so good to snipe an item.  I did that with my James Bond movies.  Someone was winning that thing for days.  Then, I got home from school and went to eBay.  With 5 seconds left, I took their sorry @$$ out!  Oh yeah!
    I don't see why people bother to bid before the last hour.  They are just driving the price up unnecessarily.  They put another 50 cents onto the bid, and then lose it, and then get it back.  If they didn't do this, they could save money.  If no one bid for the first few days, items would go for a couple bucks less.

    I like Mission: Impossible.  Actually, I'm listening to the theme right now.  I don't have Impossible Mission for NES, but I assume that that game was a cheap take off.

    I'm supposed to umpire a Little League game in an hour.  It's raining right now, so that really sucks...if this game gets rained out, I'm out twenty bucks (translation:  I'm out twenty NES games).  Oh well, I'm doing 6 more games in the next 10 days, talk about payday.

You know what, writing this rant isn't half as much fun as playing NES.  So that's what I'm going to go do.