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but he who takes crooked paths will be found out."
Proverbs (10:9)
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If you're running against the same cars, week after week,
and they keep coming back stronger and better...GUESS WHAT?
"SUPERNATURAL FORCE !"
They are over- prepared by self-centered idiots and protected
by affiliated,simple-minded,OFFICIALS....
(Usually friends,relatives,or other assorted dipsticks)
You,the fans,and the sport are being robbed,cheated,swindled,
and all around "blindsided" by spineless cowards and con-artists.
These simple minded,self-made legends, team with others of
their moral caliber to insure that...what they lack in skill, talent,
character,honesty,and true competitive spirit.....
is OVERCOME by their ability to lie,steal,cheat,and conceal.
They corrupt competition with the "magic welding wand"!
After all..."MONEY" isn't a problem!
If they run out of the last prize money they stole....
"STEEL" is as simple as "STEAL"...when you live by their
set of guidelines...RIGHT?
They substitute driving skill with "sandbagging" and the
"buddy system".
They risk the safety and well being of their competitors and
the future of the sport, without any sense of responsibility.
If you doubt for a minute...what these wimps are capable of...
Let me give you an example!
In our area,we have about 2 dozen clowns ,that continue to
cry about rule changes...refuse to comply with current rules...
will not run a stock vehicle...and can absolutely NOT drive,
unless their buddies assist them in TEAM driving, enabling
them to cake walk to the feature.
There is also a guy that ran with them years ago,that lacks
the intestinal fortitude to drive any longer...so he decided
that he would aid his "old pals",by volunteering to officiate
where ever they would have him. After perfoming this "con" for
a few years...It became obvious to other drivers,fans,and promoters,
that the same group of cars were winning at each event...EASILY!
An angry crowd of fans and drivers, turned into a near riot,after
one of his "pals",won again...except ,this time,
he damaged his car enough that a 2 year-old could see
the heavily reinforced rear
frame humps were split...revealing the inside PACKED with
old bumper jacks.....not to mention the solid angle iron frame,
protecting the radiator,the body panels filled with steel,seams
mig-welded from the inside,steel plate gussets,supporting the
frame.....etc....etc.....etc......!
Our so called"Official",refused to disqualify him....BECAUSE
He said..."This guy's my friend...I can't do that!"
BTW...He was also the guy that inspected cars before the event.
After the near riot,drivers and fans demanded that something
be done. Since we have such a hatred for this kind of crap,
We agreed to not drive and officiate at events that these
clowns ruined. It seems we have done well...considering
the only folks that are not happy about it...are the 2 dozen
clowns,mentioned above. They are really unhappy because
we have had them barred from competing in most of the area
events and in some cases...not allowed anywhere on the facility
grounds. Since they have a lot of OPEN weekends now...They
spend most of their time,watching from the stands(telling everyone
that will listen...how GREAT they were) and stalking the pits...
trying to find some "new kid" that will believe their B.S. and
ask them to go in and make a hit..."for the old team"...LMAO!
I do enjoy their new role as "JEERLEADERS" from the sidelines!
Anyway,Here's the best part of the story!
The"Backdoor Buddy Official"mentioned above,recently
convinced a promoter to let him officiate and suggested that they
should have a derby...Without car prep rules!(figures huh!)
This way, the 2 dozen idiots mentioned above,would have a place
to run the battleships,they spent all winter building and their kids
child support money on.
We went to witness this event,realizing that we didn't need a crystal
ball to know that it would be boring...ridiculous...and everything
we hated. We were 90% right....but it's that 10% that made the
trip worth while and even surprised us. I mean ...Just when I thought
these guys were as low as they could go....they sank to a whole new
sub-level. It started with the"rookie heat". We were sitting with
some old driver's from that area that had teenage kids driving
for the first time. As the cars entered the arena...There they were...
a couple of the clowns from our hometown,with 15 to 20 years
experience....running with the first timers! ROTFLMAO!
I went to the fence to ask the"Backdoor Buddy Official" ,how he
justified letting them in the "rookie heat". He replied,"They ain't
never run here before!" I seem to remember them there,on and off,
for the just the last couple of DECADES!
Needless to say the "new guys" Dad's were not to happy.
But the great part is neither of these IDIOTS advanced out of
the heat....One was abliterated by the rookies,while the other
sandbagged most of the heat and when he finally went for a hit...
he drove himself over the barrier log and hung himself...and his
buddy couldn't help him!
WOW!!! JUSTICE IS GREAT!!!!!!
I'll at least give a little credit to the other cheatin dipsticks ,for
running with the big boys! However their performance was more
of the same...hiding,bumping,tickling....I MEAN GEE GIRLS!,
DOES YOUR HUSBANDS DRIVE??? I'm not insulting the ladies..In
fact ,most of the powderpuffs I've seen lately..could show these
clowns how to hit! However the best part is that none of the
"Backdoor Buddy Official's Buddies" won the feature!!!!!
Which PROVES that they still CAN'T compete on a level field of
competition!!! AND if everyone is allowed to build or weld as you do...
You may have to learn a new aspect of the sport that has eluded
you...It's called DRIVING!!!!
Although it has always been my intention to prove to true derby
fans ,drivers,and promoters just how stupid and irresponsible
these clowns are....They continue to help me by their public
displays of ignorance...without any assistance from me.
Let me make this perfectly clear!!!!
As long as I can make these jerks miserable and
keep them from hurting some kid in a stock vehicle,running for fun!!! I will do so, relentlessly!
I LOVE THIS SPORT...BUT IT IS A SPORT THAT KIDS LOVE
ALSO. THAT BEING SAID....THERE IS NO HIGHER PRIORITY
THAN SHOWING, BY ACTION, IN THE PUBLIC ARENA....RIGHT
FROM WRONG! GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP,CHARACTER,AND
HONESTY ARE NOT VERY POPULAR THESE DAYS. BUT I WOULD GLADLY GIVE YOU EVERY TROPHY I'VE WON FOR THE CHANCE
TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR KIDS ON WHAT I FEEL THEY EXPECT...
HONESTY!
The alternative is them falling for the deception in which these
clowns thrive as human "dung beetles".
IT WILL BE MY LIFE LONG QUEST TO DEFEAT THE
DARK SIDE
OF THE SPORT!
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