ROCK ON E

ROCK ON E.K.D fabulous yah?

if you are kris roe, click here.  but only if.    

If you choose not to post in our Guestbook babes    , You will be sent a full scale replica of Elizabeth's padlock sculpture, via the lovely people at royal mail.  HI LOUSE'S DAD i.e. MAX

Hello and welcome to the marvelous world of ekd 11K.  She rocks know what i mean?

LETTER O Liz

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I LIKE THE HAT

Come on Billy think of something!!! This means you Elizabeth.

will there be a chance to buy drinkS?

A wise man once said "I wish i could slip time" 

Here we shall be discussing Elizabeth's many failures.  Believe me there are many indeed.  Marvell at Elizabeth quotes be DAZED BY THE STUPIDITY OF HERSELF.  THERE'S AN ENDLESS AMOUNT OF FUN WHEN YOU TAKE A STEP INTO.....

EKD WORLD!! WOOOO! this is elizabeth engaging in mortal combat with her dark soul who is wearing a green mocassin combination.  This symbolises her fight to be free from the shackles of Baggy Elizabeth. Don't do it!!!  white/mayo equals poo (new) horary for you

ELIZABETH'S NAME FITS INTO EVERY SINGLE SONG IN THE WORLD OF ALL TIME EVER. EG A CEMETERY CALLED ELIZABETH OR AGA LIZ LIZ LIZ PUSH PINEAPPLE SHAKE THE TREE, ETC.

yes, we saw a young man in bluewater dressed in the PUNK style, it's the fashion said liz when we said he had his boxers showing. She deliberated for 2 hours as to whether to tell him he had his boxers showing, and save him from further embarrassment, in the end she decided against it being too embarassed, even though we triple dog dared her. She's gonna die!

Young man, there's no need to feel down i said young man go here!  New Dan going's on. Mostly his brewing hatred.   

Natalie is sorry that she can't please us all the time. It's not goood enough.

I think you're high after sniffing louise's used clothes and so you don't know what's yours and what isn't

Natalie is not supposed to have spoken yet, because Louse jinxed her. However, she has been speaking continuously for the last 12 hours. Something bad is going to happen.

Mr Mitchell is not my father, said Natalie Mitchell.

ehehehehe sip eergh ive got a hair stuck to me, yes there are quite a few on your head

 

LIZNBAG

Have you seen those leaflets in telephone boxes? If so, you might recognise this little lass.

Natalie doesn't like the way we increasingly depend on her for these links.  WELL TOUGH. You need the lynx effect.  

Laugh loudly like you have never laughed before at the EKD.  She's mating with a bumble bee.       

Many events occur in a life, a large percentage of these are stupid and occur in Elizabeth's.  Who wants to be a millionaire won't work on Liz's computer.  Chris Tarrant rocks her world. 

ooh.  ooh. PORN!!   

Venture into the mist. There may be some strobe lighting effects so if you have eczema stay well away. 

Rosie is upset as she has foolishly given herself the thin duvet. Not sensible in the harsh wintry conditions of 21 Tennyson Avenue. 

 

 

This is really really nonsensical i think its pink so you know YOU KNOW.

There's a shark babe It has such teeth dear kiss kiss mwa mwa

I DIDN'T DO IT BY PURPOSE the liz in the green jacket.

SPONGE? Random Sponge. THis is very interesting, trust us, but horrible violent so lock up your children......with a fist

Testify! wooooooo Cats and dogs is a hilarious not film.

I can't make love to the vandals because louse says i have to turn it off

Years of passion and fun with your fantasmagorical pen

We all are glasses apart from Rosie with the glasses.  Why do they call her that!?!?

I eat mud pies.  not really

Toot de sweet toot toot toot not like that realllllllly now dear

Think you could find yourself out of a Maze? I doubt it very much.

 

 

You think your world is wonderful well just look at ours!

QUIZ ALERT QUIZ ALERT HOURS OF FUN! WELL PERHAPS A MINUTE

prepare to be amazed by the tale of the origami horse

This is our personal statement to dear darling fuzzylizzywizzypoo

Elizabeth fancies all the people in the world, almost 100% in fact!!!

Most people remain baggy for all their lives, however Elizabeth broke the mould, the sacred mould.

Have you ever wondered? NO? me neither? oh well thats a shame

Many of us would love to go out with a boy. But we can only dream..

Each and everyone of us have names but have you ever thought what it would be like if you didn't have a name???

We have all experienced different temperatures right yes?  However, Elizabeth has remained at a stable and constant temperature of 17 degrees MELVIN due to the process of homeostatis. If you had done your biology revision ELIZABETH you would have a clue.  

A shocking event occurred recently.  we were shocked by the event because of its shocking nature and its general shockingness, we remain shocked out of our shocking little minds to this day.

Elizabeth recently partooked in a trip to lands afar.  Read the rave review of engelbert humperdink's latest novel HERE.  

wow wow  mega fun

There once was a duck, and her name was eliza.  This is the interesting story of her life

Most people have one, maybe two names.  Not Elizabeth. 

 

Hit Counter this is working but your the only person who has ever visited this website it is gramatically correct billy shut up

in year 7, i thought louse was really weird cause her favourite colour was GREEN yuck or sick as she prefers to call it