Yur ain i-catchin advurt cud be here!
Site luukin fir a advertiser tae bring in aal those internet millions. Kestrel larger, BJ Eastwuuds, git yer han's in yer pooket an gi a wee bit back tae those hues generation ye creamed frae!
|An internet haven for
Craigyhillians around the world, and monocular mobile confection vendors with commercial
The first internet site made impervious to even the worst of weather by the miracle of PEBBLEDASHING.
|'||Mon in, skull a 10 ouncer 'o Buckfast, boke on yersel an then smash the bottle against the community centre wall!|
|Lea' that last heal o the butterless veda,
let the Heinz beans dry on the plate,
skull thal last haf-open can o' Kestrel,
stick a damp sparkur in the meter,
lace up yer DM's tae thon top hole,
button and zip up that damp snorkel jacket
an tuck in the oul Fred Perry.
You're aboot tae embark on a nostalgic journey wae' the Boothill Village Boot Baes roon thur viry ain pebble-dashed paradise.
Hill fever is sweeping the nation and YOU are invited!
Norn Irons' Greatest Hill & Beach Resort
Craigyhill is above Larne;
Physically & morally
Intur-Aktivities & all that.
This page is owned and operated by Craig D. Hill and Garron Cresent.(Both of whom can drink more than you mate!!!). They also support The Inver Reds who are (amongst) the best team in the whole of Larne. *That;s thur real names tue an they haenae bin changed so that big baes at the shaps willnae stave thur heedz in.
Did Ye know?
|Craigyhill has more i's in it than any mobile retail vendor on the estate!|
Roy Beggs, if ye're oot there - we blame for the dismal education of a missing generation.
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Ye can blame them fur the stupit shitey pop up windaes and either keigh that annoyz ye. Mine ye, thur aboot the only windaes in the area that hinnae bin puut thru.
|Disclaimer: It wuznae me whu dun it, must a been those bad boys
frae the shaps. They run up the ro-ad a wee minute ago. Ask Deek!
Deek - whur the heel hae ye got tae bae?