out of character
Garth to group: "From the Nivak scream, everyone is now aroused...in The Wet Maiden!"
Dave regarding death-blow delivered to a comatose Tom: "He parries with his tongue!"
Day 1277
Garth to Lillay: "BLEED!"
Day 1822
John: "Don't I get an extra spot because I'm magnificent?"
Garth: "No."
Day 2107
Dave to John in regards to Natasha's advances: “At this rate you’re gonna’ be on your own spelunking adventure tonight!”
Scott to group: "I didn't swallow!"
John: “I could really go for a fancy tickling.”
Scott: “From now on, I’m partying…all the time.”
John: “Whoever’s on guard needs to be sipping wine with an extended pinky.”
Norm: “Okay, don’t poke me in the ass with stuff.”
Rich: ::poke::
Norm: “Okay, if you poke me again, I’m dropping my pants!”
Rich: ::poke::
Norm: ::turns around::
Rich: “It wasn’t a poke! It was a touch!”
Everyone: “Aaaarrrggghhh!”
Norm: “The Crevice of the Damned!”
Rich: "Guys can call each other 'babe'."
Dave: "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, long live molvania. Amerika Rules!!!"
Scott in reference to Ilmarian: "And damn is he hot! ...That was Growlyn."
Scott: "We're drinking essence of baby."
Mike: "You just twist the head off and pour it out."
John: "All I did was breaking and entering...oh, wait, no...I murdered two people."
06.27.05
Garth: "Second attack?"
Scott: "Shed a single tear."
06.27.05
Norm in reference to his 1.5L of Evian water: "My dong of thirst."
07.03.05
Rich: "He's got to be depressed when I roll an 89 and hit!"
07.03.05
Mike: "Direct piss is overkill - you have to lessen it with the cloth."
08.28.05
Norm: "Oh! My penis is still there!"
George: "Shut up, Axtrica-Floating-Head!"
Scott: "Welcome to Slave School, bitch!"
Scott: "Oh God, a knight comes in with a flaming sword and says 'Hot stuff coming through!'"
John to Norm: "There he is, the Dump Master himself! How did Round Two go? Did you win?"
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