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| Arthur Anderson’s Advice Ms. Barton’s face couldn’t be redder Over burning her ex-husband’s letter. There would be no inferno If she knew what we know: Be safe; use a document shredder! Terry Barton’s Reply A. Anderson, you’ll never learn. What you pay, so you also will earn. I didn’t conspire When starting my fire But you did, so you surely must burn. Get the story |
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| A Shining Example? Thought our lake could avoid “silent spring?” Now “Erie” has an ominous ring Since researchers have learned That the “dead zone’s” returned In a plot line that’s pure Stephen King. Get the story |
| You can give John Ashcroft his due For defending the Red, White and Blue. But give him more power? That’s sure to turn sour. He’ll be taking some liberties too! Get the story |
| To criticize Bush isn’t fair, For not stopping September’s nightmare. Even though FBI Knew Al Qaeda could fly, You’ll find no intelligence there. Get the story |
| Where No Savant Has Gone Before My request may seem a bit dotty And my knowledge of physics is spotty; But it’s just been reported, “Photons teleported.” I’m ready, so beam me up, Scotty! Get the story |
| Southwest, with your latest advance, You have grown far to big for your pants. Cuz I’m built extra-large, I must pay extra charge? Will that mean extra service? Fat chance! Get the story |
| So Congress and Bush are on edge Since a federal judge drove a wedge Between Church and State. Now they seek to berate Anyone who will not take the pledge. But why must they meet the decision With all the inflated derision? For a land “under God,” Don’t you think it quite odd That hypocrisy’s our state religion? Get the story |
| International criminal courts? We Americans aren’t such good sports. We would try other nations, But expect dispensations When it comes to exposing our warts! Get the story |
| Striking it rich? M.L.B., can there be any doubt That it’s time fans exerted some clout. While you millionaires bicker Over who gets rich quicker; One more strike and we’re calling you “out!” Get the story |
| “To attack or not to attack?” That’s the question posed on Iraq. But its Arabic neighbors Don’t favor such labors, Which they see as another Bushwhack Get the story |
| Vin Diesel, with speed and with stealth, You have risen in status and wealth. But now, E. P. A. Should have the last say, Cuz your acting’s a hazard to health. Get the story |
| To Kelly Clarkson A wave of good will, nearly tidal, Anointed you “Pop Star, Most Vital;” Just because television Has become the religion That makes each American idle. Get the story |
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