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Just how Enron went down for the count
While executives spared no amount
Of stockholder’s savings
To sate their own cravings,
Even Anderson cannot account.

John Walker Lindh isn’t bin Laden
Even though his choices were rotten
So let us be candid
He’s a mere Talibandit
Who easily will be forgotten.

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The Federal court got it right
In the Enron bankruptcy blight.
An employee committee
Makes much less of a pity
Their continuing financial plight


Like a flood ‘bout to burst through a dike,
Any moment Mideast violence may strike.
But they all seem so willing,
With regard to the killing,
To agree to Sharon share alike!

You may wonder, well just what is that?
Well both sides are content to stand pat
And would just soon begin,
Letting peace hopes grow thin,
To air differences as Arafat!

Were Anderson and Enron in bed
While investors were being misled?
S.E.C.’s seeking proof,
But the two stay aloof
From the Feds, who cannot find a shred.

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When John Geoghan was finally arraigned,
Then the Catholic Church thus explained:
“Though we gave him the flock
Where he lifted his frock,
The outcome was not pre-ordained”

But Geoghan was simply a blip
On the radar of that Fools’ ship.
It begins to appear
That the scandal to fear
Is arch bishops exposed just the tip.

                               
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