| Of Our Past |
| This page is dedicated to events that have happened in the past (i.e. events that occured previously to events happening now or that might happen in the future). This page is not designed to mock the past, per say, rather, to make fun of it. |
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| Sir Winston Churchill Sir Winston Churchill, or Allan as his friends refered to him, was the leader of Great Britain during and, for a period, after the Second World War. Through a combination of determination and grit, Allan defended his country from the threat of Naziism. Allan also invented the internet and music. |
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| Lassy To the left is Lassy the dog. In this picture Lassy just woke up and is suffereing from a hurnia operation. Nevertheless,Lassy was a very important figure in our history. Not only did he save many a boy from many a fire, she also liberated Cuba from the Spanish in the Spanish-American War. Unfortunatly though, years is self inflicted oral-genital stimulation left Lassy's tongue withered and dry. |
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| Moses Moses was a guy who was an amazing Canadian. People used to call him "Mo-Dog", but now they call him "H-Mo". |
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