| Of Our Times |
| This page focusses on events that are happening before our eyes. These events tend to be things that we will not fully appreciate until we look back at them from an historical perspective |
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| The Plastic Beer Bottle The plastic beer bottle is a new development which makes life at a sporting event much more enjoyable. The traditional glass bottle caused many headaches for stadium janitors, provided weapons to unruly fans and served as dangerous projectiles towards unpopular players, coaches or officials. Now tith the plastic bottles, all of these problems are eliminated. Angry fans will now be forced to use other weapons, such as knives, guns and full plastic beer bottles to vent out there frustrations. |
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| Believe It While you might not appreciate it now, this frog will be dead within 7520 hours. Just try and prove me wrong. |
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| The Head-Holster Lets face it. People with cell phones get brain cancer. While that is super extreme and all, some choose to avoid a bad case of brain cancr by using an ear piece while leaving the phone in their hand or pocket. That is all fine and good if you are into getting hand or thigh cancer, but lets face it, brain cancer is way more extreme. Enter the head-holster. What it lacks in comfort is easily made up in style. Not only do chicks dig dudes with cell phones, but they think head-holsters are super extreme to the max. To make it extra sweet, simply place an ear plug in the other ear, and girls will know you mean business. Get with the times and by a head-holster dude! |
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| Ms. Wheelchair Crowned!!! Ya it is true! They have a beauty pagent for people in wheelchairs. But GET THIS!!! Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin was just stripped of her crown after it was discovered that she could walk! What the Fuck. How extreme is that? In fact, she can even walk as far as 50 feet a day! Thats pretty far too. Its like walking to the door of my apartment. Thank god they stripped that no good cheating whore of her Crown. I mean, if she lied about needing a wheelchair, who is to say those breasts aren't real. I saw the swimsuit portion of the show and I have doubts. |