Yes, a series of spoofs of the Bravo Two Zero genre with some other (hopefully) funny stories to keep them company. I am a fan of Andy McNab, the author of Bravo Two Zero and to a lesser extent of Chris Ryan. I served in the British Army and even spent a memorable week with the TA SAS so Iím trained to kill though only at weekends. I think the benchmark was set with Bravo Two Zero but Iíd still like to think Iíve contributed something though Iím not sure what and to whom. Bravo Two Zero is an excellent read but it didnít make me laugh. Iím not guaranteeing anything with mine but surely itís worth a look?
So welcome to this very simple website, the Bravo Two Zero spoofs and other collected rubbish. I created this to show off how badly I can write on sites such as ARRSE (The Unofficial British Army Rumour Service) and a British Army Aviation website where I am a Moderator. I have also contributed to the RGJ (Royal Green Jackets) site with collaboration of their skills, my brass neck and of course my dubious writing ability.
Whisky Charlie One Ė A Bravo
Two Zero Alternative is a spoof of the genre and follows our illustrious heroes
from the deserts of Iranistan to ĎBandit Countryí in South Armagh, Northern
Ireland. It can be found HERE. The sequel
takes our heroes to Bogezuela, South America and can be found HERE while the tribute to the five
service personnel killed in a helicopter crash in
49 Para which was created for
ARRSE was born in this short piece HERE, the regiment
made two trips to the
Ever a fan of journalists and them not letting the truth get in the way of a good story, my good friend and alter ego made a couple of trips to the pub but still managed to report on various politicians. The assassination of Tony Blair HERE and the scoop of finding an old exam paper of Peter Hain HERE. Lardbucket McNasty is an accomplished journalist, works for the SCUM and was the winner of the 2005 Wurlitzer Prize.
A modern re-working of the age old Cinderella fairy story can be found HERE. And one hundred (and one) years after its original publication, I have a go at and totally ruin The Wind in the Willows HERE.
And finally finished, I wrote my way into the world of orcs and trolls and made a limp attempt at spoofing the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit saga HERE. Find out what Tolkien never told you, Bobbits (my equivalents) just love pornography.
A page of a few links and my contact email address can be found HERE. Not many links but enough to make the page look less yellow.