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the best-selling book from Mr. A.F. Johnson would be a very large tome of worthlessness indeed, had it ever been published. It was written, but, sad to say, there was an unfortunate accident en rotue to the printing house with the final draft, whereby Mr. Johnson was assaulted with a large yellow sponge and an egg timer. No one knows what happened to his novel, but, by way of strange coincidence, we have the exact contents right here. Funny the way world works, innit?

Capitalism Ahoy! - People who make money off the web, instead of going out and getting a real job

	The Onion - The only place to go for ultimate satire. Just don't be shocked if half it goes over your head.
	Fark - Drew Curtis is a loser, but his site makes up for it.
	Something Awful - They told me that Drew Curtis is a loser. Then they said I was a loser.
	Stile Project - The site your mother warned you about! I go for the articles wink!
	The Toilet - Thanks to them, I realised that my best friend is actually Tony Danza! Thanks guys!
	Portal Of Evil - Your one-stop shop for fucked up news of the world
	Retro Crush - All your favourites from times gone by.
	Penny Arcade - AHAHAHAHAHA! I don't get it.
	The Parking Lot Is Full - Relieve the glory days of this now-defunct masterwork
	ThreeBrain - the world's three best musicians on one site! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

	STRANDED OUTLET - THE BEST BAND IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!@!#@!@!!1211!!!!!!11!!!1!@!
	TSOBBTFT - 9 out of every 10 pimps' religion of choice, and who are you to argue?
	Roseanna's Website-uh - One day, The Mighty Nose Himself looked down upon Earth, and decreed that there shall be a website, better than any before it. This isn't it, but it's still worth a gander.
	Boiled Pudding - Deeeeeerf. This is what my site would look like if I were a smaraty l33ty man.

	The Simpsons - Best online Simpsons resource there is. So there.
	NZ Dating - How to make friends and influence people.
	Unofficial TOOL Site - More info than the official site; a must for any fan.
	Jane's Addiction - Great band, but their site is shit.