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"These go to eleven" ~Nigel Tufnel, This Is Spinal Tap~

"Non-smokers die...EVERYDAY" ~Bill Hicks~

"I'm going to open my own place. We're gunna serve coffee and donuts and cigarettes and beer and whiskey and THAT'S IT! That is it! We're gunna call it "McLeary's!" Gunna play the Rolling Stones 24 hours a day!...All Stones all the time. No house no techno no rave, no Puff Daddy no Puff the Magic Dragon no HR Pufnstuf no Chemical Brothers no chemical sisters no hip-trip-skip-fuckin'-hop NO! Stones, 24 hours a day." ~Denis Leary~

"Self improvement is masturbation. Maybe self destruction is the key." ~Tyler Durden, Fight Club~

"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" ~Jimi Hendrix~

"Never trust short men. Their heads are too close to their bottoms." ~Noel Coward~

"Paranoia is a state of heightened awareness. Most people are persecuted beyond their wildest delusions." ~Claude Steiner~

"The theory of Space and Time is a cultural artefact made possible by the invention of graph paper." ~Jacques Vallee~

"My dear boy, forget about the motivation. Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture." ~Noel Coward~

"Accept anything. Then explain it your way." ~Charles Fort~

"Be reasonable. Demand the impossible." ~Situationist Graffito~

"A violent man will respond poorly to a gift of flowers." ~Reg Mombassa~

"Science without conscience is the death of the soul." ~Francois Rabelais

"You can't be rational about life." ~Doris Lessing~

"Everything has to be somewhere and nothing can ever be anywhere other than where it is." ~Hugo Rune~

"There are only five great men and three of them are hamburgers." ~Don Van Vliet~

"If it's God's will, who gets the money?" ~Tony O'Blimey~

"A stairway to oblivion is better than no stairway at all." ~The Suburban Book Of The Dead~

"Careful with that axe, Eugene." ~P. Floyd~

"And a rose smells sweetly when it's growing in manure." ~Ivor Biggun~

"Let's get serious, no let's don't, let's mime the hard bits." ~Frank Zappa~

"That which can be thought is not true." ~Hindu Proverb~

"I think therefore I am." ~ French Proverb~

"Whether you're rich, or whether you're poor, it's nice to be rich." ~Max Miller~

"Doubt everything and find your own light." ~Buddha~

"And I heard the voices of the harpers harping with their harps." ~Revelation 14:2~

"C'mon George, one more time for Ringo." ~Anon.~

"When you're shooting you end up looking at the leaves and the sky and the trees, and you have a lot of time to meditate. I eat the birds. You have more of a respect for the things you eat when you go through the process of killing them." ~Madonna Ritchie~

"I hate hearing bands talking about having a more mature record. I'm pretty sure the essence of rock and roll doesn't lie in maturity." ~Jon Toogood~

"The companies own us. We're like pets. But you know what? Even pets have rights these days. So why not us? Everyone else is organized; actors, cinematographers, steelworkers, truck drivers. With a union, we'd have some leverage to fight back." ~Tom Waits~

"We can do more than just sing and dance. We've got a brain too." ~Kevin Richardson, Backstreet Boys~

"I'd never even owned a Patti Smith record until people started making these comparisons and I thought 'Blimey, I better get one!'" ~PJ Harvey~

"When in doubt play track four; it is usually the one you want." ~Elvis Costello~

"A 16-year-old is going to buy the new Sevendust or the new Incubus over a Pearl Jam CD." ~Greg Eklund~