Lizard Home for the elderly deranged.......part 1!
PART 1
I've been semi creative, just to try and cheer the masses...I haven't meant to offend anyone so don't take it that way, and I haven't left anyone out for any reason, just sort of ran out of ideas!
Anyway....
It was a dark and stormy night, thunder crashed and lightning flashed, illuminating the Lizard lounge home for the elderly and deranged.
Every resident was agitated by the weather, things were brewing. There had already been talk of the Trustee Process home for the elderly experiencing severe turmoil. But these were only stories whispered to each other within the Lizard home after lights out...or were they?
Kimmie was fighting with CCG in the day room, both armed with dictionaries and little stenographs, furiously jotting down what the other had said to fling it back. NYC Girl stepped in and donned a cap and whistle to try and referee what looked to be a promising match.
Meanwhile, TLM, scared of doing #2s, had discovered the enlarge facility on the photocopier and was seeing just how large Simons 'thing' would go.
Shawn, was in the hallway straightening his tie, waiting for his date. A beep from a car outside heralded it's arrival.
"Darling how are you?" asked CZJ as she flung her arms around Shawn and led him to the car saying.."I DO love older men"
UKB was still wittering about her pink shoes and was showing them to NicksViper for the umpteenth time and for the umpteenth time NV said.."But UKB! not with the maroon socks, Please!" as she adjusted her pink fluffy hat.
CT was engaged in deep conversation with Gemini Girl as they hatched a plan to shoot through the toll booths on a motorbike and sidecar yelling "Duran RAWK!"
Vasari and Hex were playing a friendly game of pool, til one of them cheated and changed colours, causing a fight to erupt with pool cues at 10 paces. everyone rushed in to watch and an hour long slanging match commenced.
Tigertiger was pressed against the bathroom door. Barring the way from Christine and Elaine.
"Warren is MINE I tell you" she yelled
"And he's in MY bath" she finished.
"Let us in, share, you said" said Christine and Elaine.
"I'm with child" Tigertiger threatened
"Tigertiger!! You cannot use that excuse for ever...that was 30 years ago!"
Lady Xanax and Lady Interference were making rope out of knotted blankets to escape past UKB and Nicksviper in the hope of snaring Nick on his way to the Temple home for the aged rock stars. And before NV could catch them and make them wear the pink hats again.
Crevette was shouting at the kids on the tv, 50 empty bottles of Nyquil scattered around her feet.
Georgeschick and Tigress were playing Into the Arena, so far they'd not got far as Georgeschick insisted on sticking the pieces to Tigress's face with margherita juice.
Syldath had snuck in with a dark and mysterious guy, dropping her shopping bag, she quickly swept up the duct tape and cans of cream, before anyone could notice.
Nicksviper called.."Syl? that you? who's with you?"
Syldath just grabbed her Coyote guy and used the stair lift on turbo.
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Lava Lamp Lady was in her lava den, watching the gloop go up....
....and down
Up.......
.....and down....
Up.....
Kian was telling everyone "Look my kids are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay cuter than yours! Nyah nyah nayh!" Before running away again!
RioDNCR bounded in with her youthful optimism as she did her weekly "visit the elderly" stint. Mostly the old people scared her, but she was a good girl.
Dazzlegirl was rehearsing for the talent contest on Sunday..
"Cake or death...cake or death..... Le sange est dans l'arbre"
Pookie65 was clutching a handful of Simon pics saying.."I've finished my site...oh!...hang on...no I haven't!"
Greylady7609 was on the phone from Canada saying.."Do you think Duran will EVER tour here?"
Fairys Midwife could not believe she had to explain her name AGAIN!
Yasmin was painting a mural on the only available space left....in the loo.
LoveVoodoo was singing "feels like heaven" and using heaven every 4th word.
DD3some was deciding again whether to change her name.
WhsipersNthedark finally emerged from her room after a week of trying to figure out the quiz Kimmie had given her. She ran into the fray of Kimmie and CCG...
"I've got it!!" she shouted!
"Um...sorry, no wrong answer...try again" said Kimmie..
"Dammit" muttered Whispers as she slunk back to her room for another week.
Finally...fed up with all this misbehaving LK switched of the lights...in the vain hope everyone would go to bed!!
Yeah right!! LOL!!