Lizard home for the elderly deranged part 6!

The storm having passed gave way to a glorious sunny day.  So with some cajoling LK and LQ managed to get everyone out into the fresh air.  A few swipes, bites anD scrazes later, LK noted that they'd actually got off quite lightly this time.
Returning to the quiet sanctuary of the home, they both ran around with arms wide as if playing at aeroplanes and enjoyed the space.

Unfortunately the fresh air was playing havoc with everyone.  Kimmie, finding a renewed vigour, her make up bag momentarily forgotten, took to flashing her boobs at everyone, but it wasn't Mardi Gras, no one took any notice so forlornly and beadlessly, Kimmie sat in a huff under a large oak tree. (With no yellow ribbon!! hehe!!)  Scattered around her were millions of fallen acorns, an idea forming in her mind she found some twine and decided to make her own beads.  Maybe she'd run away to Lava Lamp Queens home, then everyone would be sorry when there would be no more banners forthcoming.
Holding an acorn up and squinting at it, gave Kimmie another idea.  Planting the acorn then watering with an Into the Arena margherita, Kimmie sat back to watch.

WhispersNtheDark was squinting in the birght sunlight.  After being stuck in her room for ages trying to fathom out one of Kimmies quizes, the brightness was making her head spin.  With her head buzzing and her vision highly impaired she decided she'd start a conga line.  Now all she needed was to get everyone interested.  No one had the heart to tell her that she only had the Wildboys monster behind her and that it had some ulterior motives of its own.

Sat in a shady corner, almost hidden by the surrounding bushes, sat the eldest member of the home.  His long Rip Van Winkle style beard was wrapped around to keep out the cold his old bones felt nowadays.  Occassionally people would come to him for advice, but in the main, apart from the odd pool battles, he liked to keep quiet.  However today was not going to be Vasaris day as Hex was striding towards him.  Vasari tried to hide in the bushes, but they were having none of it and spat him back out.  Sighing heavily, Vasari squared up to his nemesis, the h'excitable Hexy.

Crystal Tears was worried.  Having been separated from Gemini Girl and the mannequins, she couldn't decide what was worse.  The ushering mannequins that she'd managed to lop off the odd hand from, or the sneaky suspicion that she was being followed by Richard Simmons, health and fitness guru.
A shadow fell over her as she reclined on one of the deckchairs soaking up the sun.  Horrified as Simmons went down on one knee and grasped her hand, Crystal Tears reasoned that this was most definately the scariest thing.  screaming she tried to run away, but with Simmons clinging to her leg it made running difficult.  All she needed was to make it to the pool where she had last seen NYC Girl  and TLM pretending to drown in the hope that the Simon/lifeguard would save them.

"Help help!" called TLM feebly from the pool.  But still the lifeguard didn't jump in.  Sighing, TLM swam to the edge and hauled herself out.  confronting the lifeguard she yelled,
"Hey you! I was in trouble then!"
"Um...yeah sorry, can't swim" said the lifeguard.
"But you're a lifeguard, it's your job to swim!" yelled TLM.
"Ahh...why else do you think I used a paddling pool?" laughed the lifeguard as he returned to his highchair.
The All she wants is... mannequins thought the pool was great and forgetting their animatronics they jumped in.  Sparks flew for quite  while, which drew everyone over to watch the spectacular display.

Lava Lamp Queen, disgruntled at being ignored and bored of watching the lava gloop go up and down, decided to branch out on his own.  Acquiring a huge gothic mansion, (We don't know how, just the word "favours" cropped up a lot), he set up his own home for the mentally deranged.
A few people form the now defunct TTP home, uneasy about being in the LK home for the elderly deranged, ran there with their arms waving and other bits flapping.  Occassionally LK residents would sneak over in cunning disguises.
On quiet days like today, with all the LK residents outside, they could hear the howls of laughter and curses drifting over on the wind.

NYC Girl was joined by Gemini Girl as she sat on a sun lounger by the pool.  NYC Girl was idly watching Crystal Tears trying to run with a funny fuzzy headed guy attached to her leg.  The sun in her eyes she couldn't tell of Crystal Tears was screaming or laughing.  Shrugging to herself she closed her eyes, she'd had enough of fights to last a lifetime after the Kimmie, CCG debarcle earlier.
Gemini Girl meanwhile was trying to show off her newly acquired tattoo on her bottom.  Unfortunaltely being behind her, Gemini Girl couldn't really appreciate the full horror of what she had done.  Bending over to pick up a dropped sun tan lotion bottle, her swimsuit, showing more flesh than allowed, moved to reveal her tattoo of Milt to the lifeguard.  Horrified he fainted, as he fell from his highchair TLM ran to catch him.
Kevin Spacey, a new arrival looked on in dismay at his long lost love Gemini Girls new tattoo.

NicksViper was also sunning herself, the heat making her remove her fuzzy hat and waft it to create a breeze.  A flash of pink to her left caught her eye.  Straining to see, she was horrified to see nurse Tara Palmer Tetanus striding towards her in a pink cowboy hat.
Aghast at this "thing" adopting "her" look, NicksViper leapt up and ran to the sanctuary of her Nick temple.  Which due to the lock out by LK and LQ was in a shed at the bottom of the vegetable patch.
Diving in and closing the door behind her she was startled to see horse boy crying his eyes out.
Stepping forward she was about to ask if he was ok, his near nakedness scaring her slightly, when she suddenly noticed another figure in the shed with them.
"Aha!" cried the figure, his eyesight only just returning.
"Who?" stuttered NicksViper.
Spy Matthews stepped closer to NicksViper and said,
"Now my dear, got any panties I could have?"
NicksViper screamed, thought about fainting then thought it'd be better to stay alert with these two kooky men in her shrine.  Slowly NicksViper reached for the door handle.

Greylady7609 and Miss November Tuesday were still wrestling.  Miss November Tuesday had discarded the Dipsy suit finding it difficult to pull hair with mittens on.
John had  now dressed in a black and white stripey referee top and was bounding about with them as the girls rolled here and there.
Lady Xanax was sat chatting with Nick.  Enjoying the sun on her back and the drawl of his voice lulling her into a stupor.  Unfortunately neither saw the trundling "ball" that was Greylady7609 and Miss November Tuesday, until it was too late and both Lady Xanax and Nick were swept up into the melee.  John becoming concerned tried to step in to stop it, but he too became embroilled.  Thus adding to the size and momentum of the "fight" ball.
Lady Interference was also enjoying the company of  David Sylvian, she did keep throwing daggered looks to Lady Xanax every five minutes. although lovely David was no Nick, she fumed silently.  One of these days she would get what she wanted.
Just then the mass that was Greylady7609, Miss November Tuesday, John, Lady Xanax and Nick swept over them and captured them too.
As she span round and round, occassionally catching a glimpse of Nick, his mouth in a permanent "o" shape an idea began to form.  Maybe should could make this situation to her advantage.  Grabbing out she hoped she had Nicks arm, but a yelp from John informed her otherwise.  Hastily she let go shouting,
"Oopsie! sorry!"
Obviously her plan needed tweaking she thought to herself as the fight ball trundled on.

DazzleGirl had tired of Warren and his Elvis impressions.  There were only so many renditions of "are you lonesome tonight?" she could take.
Having discarded the Tinkywinky suit seeing as Andy had disappeared ages ago, DazzleGirl was trying to think how to to escape Warren.
With a sudden swift right hand hook, she laid Warren out cold.  momentarily pleased, she became concerned when she saw that Warren appeared not to be breathing.
"Oh my God! What have I done?"
"You've killed him" hissed Rain Taylor, having arrived on the summons of her name, (it was a part time job, but it kept the natives happy)
"My God!" shrieked DazzleGirl again.
"What???" asked Rain irritably, she was getting really peeved with people calling her every five seconds.
"But he's dead!" wailed DazzleGirl.
"Yep, looks like it" said Rain glancing over from her Almanac she was writing, (so far she was on famine and pestilence).  Wailing DazzleGirl ran away as far as possible, which for her ended with her arriving on Lava Lamp Queens doorstep muttering incoherently.
Rain meanwhile, gave Warren a kick but there was definately no movement, maybe he was dead after all she shrugged to herself, as she wandered off to finish her rendition of Old Moores Almanac.

Just then Yasmin and her trusty band of zombies came upon Warren.
"Oh dear" said Yasmin.
"What?" asked Mitch, head zombie.
"Warrens dead!"
"So what?" replied Mitch shrugging.  thinking that her band of zombies had mutineed already, she turned on Mitch ready to slap him.
But a sudden movement from Warren had her turning back her attention.  Sitting up Warren touched his head gingerly,
"Ow!" he said as he felt the bump on his jaw.
"You're alive!" cried Yasmin flinging her arms around him.  With sudden movement and jolting, Warrens arm fell off and with a plop it landed in the grass.  Aghast Yasmin stepped back.
Stepping in Mitch carefully picked up Warren and his arm and then squelched it back into place, saying,
"Guess you're one of our gang now then"
Momentarily stunned, but not for long, Yasmin thought "Cool" as she marched with her zombie hoardes which now included Warren.

Still reeling from the electro therapy, CCG was fizzing and buzzing everywhere.  It was difficult for her to stay in one place for long and she had already been round all the other homes in the surrounding area.
She was now jittering toward the cowering Kian.
The Chauffeur, sweating profusely in his grey serge suit was still trying to win over Kian, but his previous "Be my Icon" sweetie eating had made Kian hate him with a vengence.
The booby dance girl was still dancing and getting a very nice all over tan, thankyouverymuch!
Reaching out to help Kian up, CCG felt a huge surge of electricity as it rushed down her arm and into Kian.  Yelping and pulling her hand back, Kian scowled at CCG
"What have you done??" as she felt a strange power explode from within.
"N-n-n-n-n-nothing" jittered CCG,still bopping from one spot to the other, she wasn't sure how long she'd be able to stay here, the jitters taking all her strength to control.
Just then a strong gust of wind blew her off course, as she jittered off you could just hear her say,
"O-o-o-o-o--o-o-oh s-s-s-s--s-s-s-shit!"
Kians help disappearing, the Chauffeur with a gleam in his eyes advanced on her again.  But with a new found power, she placed a hand on his chest to stop him and said,
"Oh no you don't!" with a fizzling sound the Chauffeurs hat blew off and his hair stood on end.
"Now we'll see who's boss! gloated Kian.

Having also shrugged off their respective Teletubby suits, Lioness and Tigress had Andy tied to a sun lounger and they were subjecting him to art and literature.  so far all Andy had done was write 8 songs and made a string of paper people.  Having heard of Kimmies possible retirement from banner production, Lioness tentatively branched out to start her own banner service.
Armed with paint, paper etc, Andy momentarily forgotten, Lioness scurried off to find some shade to make a start.  Now that oak tree looks kinda shady, she thought to herself as she wandered off.
Leaving Tigress stood with all 26 volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica and an "O" for a mouth.

Georgeschick was bored.  There were no cleaning fluids outside and nothing to clean.  no board games, no nothing.  Stomping around in a huff, everyone seemingly wrapped up in their own worlds, she bumped into Lava Lamp Lady, who was still singing everything she said,
"Say hello...Wave goodbye" sang LLL
"Um, hello" waved Georgeschick confused, continuing she asked,
"How are you?"
"Yesterdaaaay"
"What?"
"All my troubles seemed so far away" sang LLL with a faint hint of desperation in her look .
"Riiiight" said Georgeschick, not really sure what to do or how to help.
"Help!"
Thinking LLL had managed a break from her lyrics, Georgeschick was about to congratulate her when LLL continued,
"I need somebody, not just anybody"
Unable to cope with LLLs intensity without the aid of shampoo or something, Georgeschick ran away blindly.  hence she didn't see Tigress waving frantically, 26 volumes of Encyclopedia Britannica and Andy tied to a chair.

RioDNCR was also bored.  She'd been stuck with Roger for ages and although cute he was was a touch boring.  As they walked up and down the vegetable garden for the 100th time,  Roger waxing lyrical about the merits of cabbage and cauliflower, RioDNCRs mind began to wander.
Caught had told her to come away from the strange people, but she was living up to the daughter stereotypes and ignored all adult advice.
Well now she wished she'd listened, with Roger still droning on, she felt almost suicidal!  It was while Roger still walked and talked veg, that he didn't notice RioDNCR suddenly disappear as someone grabbed her.  Startled RioDNCR started to batter her attacker, it was only when he finally spoke did she stop.
Her saviour had been none other than Simon.  with a smile on his face he took her hand and led her to the shed at the bottom of the vegetable garden.
Slowly Simon reached for the door.

Twilight was drawing in.  LK and LQ were reluctant to let those maniacs back in again, so with night falling and manic glee on their behalves, they both kept the doors locked.  Let the residents spend a night out and see if that would calm them.

With night falling Lava Lamp Queen was preparing for a midnight swoop on the LK home for the elderly deranged.........