Lizard Home for the elderly deranged.......part 2!

PART 2

The storm was beginning to peter out, but the charge from it was still lingering in the air....residents were restless...again!

Greylady7609 was still on the phone.."Will someone bloody talk to me?? I'm only in Canada...NOT flippin' Timbuktoo for gawds sake!"

Lady Interference and Lady Xanax had run into a spot of bother with the blanket rope project, Lady Xanax looked anxiously down at the swinging Lady Interference. "Get me down" yelled LI.."The bloods rushing to my head and I'm going to start singing Bananarama songs soon!" "I'm trying!" yelled LX back as she tried to reach Lady Interferences ankle caught up in the blankets.

Rhodie appeared in a doorway. UKB and NicksViper had become Dazzles test audience, they all looked up.. "Hail Rhodie" they chanted. "We thought you'd gone" said NicksViper. "Nah! back again, here I've got some Nick pics, wanna see?" "Ooohhh yes please!" 3 answered as one as they crowded round.

Anartica was running manically around the upper corridors with a pushchair, shouting.."It's a stroller Damn you! A stroller!"

While no one was looking Kimmie and CCG had resorted to a game of hopscotch. NYC Girl having gone for a lay down, although they did throw the stones via each others heads. But a creak of floorboards outside had both of them scurrying back to their stenographs and dictionaries.

Lily was wandering around the whole complex, spreading bad grammer and rhyming prose wherever she went, leaving everyone she met in severe puzzlement asking each other.."Do I like that??...I can't tell!"

CT and Gemini Girl were on the prowl, they were fed up of being known only as "the ones who do toll booths", they wanted something more! Taking a walk around the garden the storm having turned a lot of it to mud, CT found herself yet again face first in a mud puddle, flailing around suddenly gave Gemini Girl an idea..."I know!!!.....Girls on film!" she said. "Oh No...NO!" sputtered CT.

Feeling euphoric after his date with CZJ, the drive by Michael Douglas's grave a particularly good touch, Shawns ears pricked up at the mention of Girls on film. Picking up his pace he walked towards the voices.

Hex was already ahead of him, muttering "Girls on film, did I hear?...Girls on FILM?!!!!"

OvernightSensation was causing havoc as her terriers tried to eat everyones food. "I thought it was no pets" grumbled Crevette. "Oh, but they're my babies" said OS. Crevette perked up..."need a babysitter then?" she asked with an odd glint in her eye.

Yasmin had finally finished painting the loo, pleased with herself, she stepped out to admire her work, but a speeding TLM knocked her aside and slammed the door muttering.."I can't wait any more....must go!"

NicksViper had discovered Syl with Coyote and in a fit of rage, she grabbed the tape and taped them both to the wall. "Viper!" yelled Syldath.."I'll get you for this!" "Hehe" giggled NV as she shimmied out of the room in UKBs shoes.

Dazzlegirl was sat in her room trying to find as many words as possible to rhyme with poo. So far she was on F, and couldn't decide if Foo was a word, maybe Kimmie or CCG with their dictionaries could help?

Georgeschick was searching for carpet shampoo, the carpets were clean, and no one knew why she wanted to do them again maybe she had cleaning issues? Opening the cupboard she was surprised to see Elaine already in there... "Ummm...What are you doing?" she asked. "Jussht having a little drinsshk." replied Elaine. "But that's my carpet shampoo!" wailed Georgeschick. "I know...Tasteshhss great!" hiccupped Elaine as bubble flew out of her mouth.

Meanwhile at the Temple for aged rock stars.. Nick was in his boudoir yelling.."But I asked for pink FROSTED lipstick...not this cheap rubbish!" As he flung the Rimmel Black Cherry across the room.

Simon was stretched out on his bed, huffing and puffing. The nurse outside was slightly alarmed at the noises, opening the door she was greeted with the sight of Simon trying to get into his pink vinyl pants saying..."But they make my thing look soooo big" he wailed.

John walked into the dayroom, "Hello all" he said chirpily, the other inmates....(I mean residents) turned and said as one... "Oh NO!! John....not the orange pants again??!" "What???!" asked John uncomprehendingly.

Warren was in the nurses station, "Feel it...go on!" he said. The nurses giggled. "Go on...feel my butt" he teased. "Oh Warren you are naughty!" giggled the nurses as they tentativily reached out.

A fat slavering figure sat in the corner, a flash of pink lace peeked out from his clenched fist. When he thought no one was looking he quickly whipped out the item in his hand and placed them on his head. Just then John walked by..."Oh, hi there Spy...How ya doin'? Nice panties by the way!" "Damn it" muttered Spy Matthews (I have got the right guy haven't I?? )

Roger was stood looking dreamily out of his window, remembering past sheep loved and lost, sighing heavily he turned to Andy who was watching his TV. "I want a farm" Roger whined. "sshh" said Andy furtively. "What???" asked Roger scared. "Teletubbies" whispered Andy in awe. "Aw shit!" sighed Roger as he took out his sketch book and started to doodle sheep.

The monster from Wildboys was sat next to Spy, wearing a cravat and smoking with a cigarillo holder a blanket covering it's leg area. "I was an act-tor you know!" It sniffed "2 lousy films them a bit part in a music vid-ay-oo and then I'm nobody...oh why is this life so cruel?" "Bravo!!" clapped a Wildboy sat in an opposite chair. "You think so?" asked the monster hopefully. "Bravo!!" as the Wildboy clapped manically. "Oh bother" sighed the monster.

The girl in red from the Save a prayer video was lamenting with the telephone girl from Rio.. "why'd I push him away?? am I a fool??" she asked, fluffing up her dress.. "No, no...no?" muttered phone girl, as they reminicsed over lost Simons.

still here?? LOL!

A memo plopped onto LKs desk, intrigued he wondered why his secretary LQ hadn't dealt with it, then he remembered she was on strike for equal managerial rights. Picking up the memo LK was horrified to read...

Dear Warden of Lizard home for the elderly deranged, Due to an overspend in last years budget the council has decided to merge your establishment with the Temple for aged rock stars, we hope this won't cause any problems and we shall start moving the residents of the Temple as soon as possible. We thank you for you co-operation.

"Jesus! we are really for it now!" thought LK frantically, "I think I might retire" With great reluctance LK pressed the intercom button and began his announcement.. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have some news that you'll probably like...."

"What's he saying??? " asked LI as she swung back and forth outside the window, "shhh" said LX "Ooohhh look!! look at all those limos coming up the drive...wonder what that is then?" mused LI.