Lizard Home for the elderly deranged.......part 3!
PART 3
Nick stepped out of the limo and looked up at the swinging Lady Inteference, "hello" he said, "What are you doing?" "Oh, you know,....this and that" she said nonchalantly. "Oh" after a few fidgety moments he asked.. "Do you want a hand to get down?" "Yes please!" Just as Lady Interferences feet touched the ground a shout came from above.. "Hang on!! I'm pulling you in now!" But unfortunately for Lady Xanax, without the weight she over compensated and went flying backwards into the room. Winded, she was flat on her back, about to say "ouch" when she was waylaid by something under the bed... "Ahhh so that's where it is!"
After everyones arrival, there was a knock at the door, the door swung open. UK Immaculate dream was stood there, laden down with belongings. "Helloooooo?" she called, "I followed yonder cars and thought perhaps I could stay" There was no answer. "Um...Helloooo?...I've bought my own rubber sheets!" A sudden stampede of people crowded around the door..."Rubber you say??!" they chorused.. "Come in!!"
Syldath and Coyote had grown bored being taped to the wall, so they peeled themsleves off and started to get down, but before Syldath finally jumped down she said... "Hey!! look at this!" as with tape on both hands and on her knees, she schlooped (??!!! made up word alert!) up the wall using the tape to stick. "Hey cool!" said Coyote Shivers as he too clambered up the wall and onto the ceiling. Giggling manically they both scuttled out into the hall....on the ceiling.
Simon had retired to his new room, pleased he was in his pink pants, proudly showing of his attributes. When suddenly his door burst open and TLM and NYC Girl rushed in, battling each other. With a shriek Simon collapsed as both girls grappled with his flies to remove his trousers. "But it took me HOURS to get into these" he sobbed.
Yasmin was peturbed about her ruined paintings. It was with an evil glint in her eye that she followed the bum prints of paint that TLM had left behind her as she had ricocheted from wall to wall at the news of Simons arrival.
Fairys Midwife, having never lost her librarian tendancies was terrorising people who dared to enter the study. telling everyone to .."SSSHH!" and pointing frantically at the 'silence' sign. Most people who managed to leave were distressed to find they'd been stamped with her date stamp.. "Is this when I'm due back?" they would query.
With a whoop of euphoria, Christine managed to pry Tigertiger away from the bathroom door. Flinging the door open with a flourish she was distressed to see that in fact Warren wasn't in the bath, but the baldy shop guy from the Electric Barbarella video. Turning to berate Tigertiger, all she saw was the back of her cackling manically. Fuming, she plotted her revenge, following the sound of giggling nurses she went on the hunt for Warren.
Lily had set up an aerobics class, instead of using weights though, she had lined up a variety of fruits. the first warm up exercise had her singing.."Ba-na-na-na-na, Ba-na-na-na-na, Flex, flex flex" Her class looked at each other slightly worried, although UKB had opted out and decided to eat the banana instead.
Rain Taylor was sat in her dark hippy style room. Incense burned and dolphin music wailed in the background. chanting to herself she was saying..."I am God...I AM God...I'm God???" she asked, shrugging, she continued.
Unfortunately with the merger, there had been 2 new nurses joining the team. it was nurse Tara Palmer Tetanus who commadeered Miss November Tuesday. "Miss October Monday.." "Miss November Tuesday!!" shouted MNT back. "Whatevah...Miss September Sunday...will you go clean your room" "November Tuesday!!" MNT shouted again "Look I don't care WHEN you do it, just do it!" shouted nurse Tara Palmer Tetanus as she stomped off. Exasperated Miss November Tuesday fell over.
John was seen running away from nurse Amanda De Medicine Cabinet, saying "Tuna!!...must have tuna!" Johnneeeeeeee" whined nurse Amanda De Medicine Cabinet "Time for your naaaaaap!" "TUNA!!! not nap!" he panted as he ran to the kitchen.
Crystal Tears had finally managed to get out of the mud, much to Hexs and Shawns disappointment, it looked like there'd be no Girls on film, disheartened they wandered off talking pokemon and CZJ...or CZJ pokemon! Gemini Girl looked on..."This isn't working" she sighed, "We need to find ourselves a niche" "I dunno" grumbled Crystal Tears, she was more worried about the mud beginning to dry on her. Just then a small boy with a red ball ran past them followed by men in bowler hats. "What the...?" said Crystal Tears "Follow them!" cried Gemini Girl, "I have a plan!" Crystal Tears followed mumbling.."Is there something I should know?"
(Bwahahahahahahaha! good huh?!)
Kimmie and CCG had grown bored of fighting, no one was watching so they looked for alternative entertainment. "I know!!" said Kimmie excitedly "What?" Said CCG warily "Makeovers!!!" Kimmie yelled, strapping CCG into the chair. CCG looked on in horror as citrus shades of make up appeared.
Georgeschick was still shampooing the carpets, so far she had done nearly all downstairs. Scrubbing manically, she only marginally noticed her carpet had become lumpy. Nevertheless she continued scrubbing, that was until a voice said.. "Oooohhh...hel-lo!" "Eeepp!" said Georgeschick as she took note of her surroundings and saw in fact that she was shampooing Warren.
NicksViper was on a secret mission, no one knew what, but the Hustler mail order magazine peeking from her pocket was a clue. Unfortunately she walked past Spy Matthews and HE noticed the magazine and the piece of paper that fell from it. On it was the title.."A plan to entice Nick" Grabbing a pen, Spy scribbled out Nick and put his own name in its place. "Excuse me miss" he called. "Yes?" asked NicksViper. "You dropped this" he leered. "Thankyou!" NicksViper snatched it back, but not before Spy had managed to stroke her hand with his fat, sweaty fingers. Snuffling from under the pink panties he began to wheeze.
Tigress and Lioness were ecstatic that they'd finally met Andy, but they were slightly perturbed by the suits he wanted them to wear. Tigress's was yellow, Lioness's was red. "Just say..Eh-oh a lot will you?" he pleaded. Aghast, Tigress and Lioness shared a horrified look.
Greylady7609 was STILL on the phone, "Helloooo?" she called. But still no one answered. "Right that's it!" she said.."I'm flippin' well coming down, and just you wait til I get there!" Laughing manically the phone line went dead.
The girl from the Come undone video was getting really peed off, she'd been in the water tank for years and no one had asked if she wanted to come out. The fish kept nibbling her toes and her fingers had gone prune like. Thinking things couldn't get any worse she heard a splash, looking up she was horrified to see the beasty thing from the Arena video splashing towards her.
The tiger girl from HLTW wasn't impressed either. She'd been snared by Kimmies make up class and she'd thought her make up from the last 16 years had been bad enough, but it seemed in this madhouse the mantra was 'more is better'. It was then the Rio painted bird girl walked past and said disdainfully.."YOU think you've got it bad?! HA!" "Yeah, you've got a point there" HLTW girl conceeded.
Lava Lamp Lady was bored looking at her lava gloop. Venturing out of her room she saw a strange green glow emmanating from beneath the door opposite. Hesitantly she opened the door, the sight that greeted her gave her such a shock that she fainted. Lava Lamp Queen (Nee Zoid!) was sat watching his/her lava gloop.. go up.... and down.... ....up..... and down..... ....up...... "wasamatter?" he/she asked.
DazzleGirl was up to M, "Moo, moo, moo, moo" she said tapping the pencil against her teeth as she mooosed (hehe!) for more words. A knock at her door broke her reverie, "Come in" she called. opening the door was Crevette, Jez, John and Roger saying in unison.. "We heard the moos....we've come HOME!!!" "EEEEP!" shrieked Dazzle Girl as the door swung shut.
LK was worried, there was news of a surge of electricity soon, all the stars pointed to it, all the animals knew, heck...even the electricity board knew about it. When it happened sparks would really fly as if he needed any more hassle. It was with dread in his heart that he went to listen close to hear them singers, oh-oh-oh. Voices in his body were coming through on the radio-o-o. "Give me strength" he said, "At least give me a light" he pleaded... With that a horde of people arrived, armed with lit lighters swaying. "OH BOTHER!" said LK as he ran back into his office
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