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"Did you hear the news? Nothing at all happened yesterday" -- Gomer the Greek
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The Academy is very proud of its school of Journalism. Imbecility is at its most obvious among public figures, and the media are well placed to take advantage of this.

Some Observations about the British Empire after the loss of Hong Kong
Empress of Gibraltar

The Grobius Op-Ed Page
Items in the News (July '97)


Hot News Buttons



This sort of thing is ephemeral. There is a new web page for items like this at Tripod, where they will be archived. Marv and Di will disappear from the Academy as soon as the Monica and Bill pages are set up (if I ever bother). A list of old Hot News Buttons follows, since we never throw anything away at the Academy:

Princess Diana: What would she have looked like in 40 years?
Princess Diana: What was her Brooklyn connection?
Marv Albert: Trial Summarized in Four New York Post Headlines
Santa Clause Slain: He dissed my mom
They died on Snow: Farley, Kennedy, and Bono

Clippings from the News Links

Clay Irving's Stupid Stuff
The Banana Book


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