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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to
Enlightenment
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to
Enlightenment
Question:"When was the first time medicine was mentioned in the Bible?"
Answer: It was when God gave Moses the tablets.
O.K., so that was lame! And I suppose it might be offensive to someone (everything's offensive to someone!), but its clean, good hearted humor (unlike the PG 13 humor on my "Poop: The Real Meaning of Life" page below!).
Question: "Did you know that God has a motor cycle?"
Answer: Its true! The Bible speaks of the Day of the Lord's Triumph!"
Question: What is God's real Name?
Answer: Its Howard! Jesus said: Our Parent Who is in heaven, Howard by thy Name...
I'm not interested in anything that slams individuals or groups (well, there are some...)
If you are offended by anything you read here, feel free to let me know. I'll consider removing or editing it (or you could try to out-do it! -- that could be fun for everyone!).
I must confess, I am partial to good satire.
So, please send in your ideas. When you write, let me know whether or not to credit you on the page (and whether or not to add a link to a specific page).
Remember, laughter is the best medicine! and we're all at least a little "sick!"
| Anglican: They were our toys first |
Agnosticism: It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. |
Atheism: There is no toy maker. |
Amish: Toys with batteries are surely a sin. | BaHai: All toys are just fine with us, But ours is the newest. |
Baptist: Once played, always played. |
Capitalism: Whoever dies with the most toys, wins. |
Catholicism: Whoever denies the self the most toys, wins. |
Christian Science: If your toy breaks, don't fix it, just pray. |
Church of Christ: Whoever's toys make music, loses. |
Church of Christ, Scientist: We are the toys. |
Communism: Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you better not try selling yours! |
Confucianism: Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry. |
Conservative Judaism: Some toys just ain't kosher |
Creationism: In the beginning God made Adam and Eve the serpent costs extra. |
Evolutionism: The toys made themselves. |
Existentialism: Toys are a figment of your imagination. |
Fundamentalists: There is only one right way to play with your toys |
Greek Orthodox: No, they were OURS first. |
Hari Krishna: Whoever buys God the most toys, wins. |
Hare Krishnas: Please, take this flower and buy our toys. |
Hedonism: To heck with the rule book!? Let's play! |
Hinduism: Whoever eats the plastic farm animals, loses. |
Shiite Islam: The Mother of all Toys: Jihad Action Figures |
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| Jehovah's Witnesses: Whoever sells the most toys door-to-door, wins. |
M.C.C.er's: How about a nice Adam and Steve doll? |
Mormonism: Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. |
Non-denominationalism: We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play with them. | Pentecostalism: Pull the string, If they talk, you win. |
Polytheism: There are many toy makers. |
7th Day Adventist: Whoever plays with toys on Saturday, loses. |
Taoism: The toy which can be played with, is not the real toy. |
Voodoo: Let me borrow that doll for a second... |
Why did the Chicken cross the
road?
Which came first, the Chicken or
the egg?
Another Funny Thing Happened on
the Way to Enlightenment
Can There be Peace in Our Time?
Real letters to God from kids.
Poop:The real meaning of life!
Liar (I mean Lawyer) Jokes.
Computer Humor and Satire
More Computer Humor and Satire
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Please note: As it is almost impossible to accurately credit a joke's creator, I do
not usually try. Many of the jokes contained at this site are my creation, most have been collected
from the Net and non-virtual reality (remember that? Its called "real life" *smile*). If something in
this humor section is your creation and you want credit for it, please let me know. If you want to
use any of the material from my humor pages, feel free (the rest of the site is copyrighted).
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