YES! "THE WORLD OF SOOSE" IS NOW A GEOCITIES FEATURED SITE, AS OF 5/19/97!
"Dear Soose, Just a note to let you know that your bail has been put up for last month's kidnapping charge. So, DON'T sell my car! Hugo P.S.--You better do something about those cats of yours! One of them missed the litter box again on one of your other pages, and I'm NOT cleaning it up any...."
OH! Hi! I was just reading my mail. (ahem!) Uh, yes....uh, after last month's fiasco with Denise Andresen, and the very brief, and strange visit in April from Nancy, I thought that it would be nice to spend a nice quiet month of June WITHOUT any guests. Its just going to be you and me this month--with NO interruptions of ANY kind.....
HELL-LLOOOOO!!!
Look, you nutty dame! I TOLD you that Soose didn't want to be disturbed! Can't you take a hint? Now, BEAT IT, will ya?
So much for a quiet month of June....
Now, hold on there, you little twerp! I just wanna look around! I have just as popular a site as anyone ELSE! HELLL-LLLLOOOOO! SOOOOOSE! YOOO-HOOOOO!
What the....? NOW what's going on? HUGO?! WHO is THIS?
SOOSE! Don't you remember ME? I'm SAGE from The Sage Page ! We met in jail last month!
I'd rather forget last month, if you don't mind....
FORGET?! How could you forget? You were telling me how you abduct.....uh,....INVITE your guests, and I was telling you how I got put in jail....
Oh, yeah....
I caught this here broad tryin' to crash your site!
I WAS NOT! I was just making a neighborly visit!
RIIIIIGHT! I just caught you with your browser hangin' half in and half outta this site--THAT'S ALL! And we don't want NO "jailbirds" around here, either!
Waddya mean, "jailbirds"? SOOSE was in jail, too! And for KIDNAPPING, no less!
Uh,.....you don't have to bring THAT up again, do you?
Oh, yeah? And what were YOU in for?
Couldn't you guys change the subject?
I'M NOT TELLIN'!
Ok,.....then I'M tellin'! Weren't you in jail for trashing a guestbook?
That was MY guestbook, and it was a crummy one, too! Besides, Soose did the SAME thing---kinda.
And what about all those links to all those weird sites? Hmmmm?
THAT charge was dropped. It turned out that the judge's brother was a webmaster of one of those sites, and he LIKED being on my list of links.
Guys....? Hello....?
HA! "Webmaster", my foot! All he does is make sure that the counter for that page doesn't break down!
Oooh, boy.....
Well, what do YOU do around here? Huh? You're CERTAINLY no webmaster!
I make sure that dumb ol' Soose behaves herself, and stays outta trouble.
WHAT?! "DUMB OL' SOOSE"?! HEY!
Uh-oh.....! (ahem!)
Hehehehe....! Hey, Soose! When can I be a guest?
Uh,......I'm not sure if I WANT to have any more guests. Things haven't turned out the way I've planned, when guests are involved.
But, you just GOTTA have ME as a guest! I have a VERY entertaining site!
Uh,.....Not just right now.....
PLEEEEZE?
You heard her, you wacky broad! Not NOW! Right, Soose?
Well, I don't know. "Dumb Ol' Soose" might get into "trouble"!
Oh. Yeah. (gulp!) Sorry about that.
Does that mean I can be a guest, then?
Let me think about it for a while. Ok?
I'm NOT leaving here until you agree!
Come on....get going! Where are those MOVERS when you need 'em, anyway?
Lemme go! I can bite, too--just like Denise Andresen!.....OOOOHHHHHH!!! LOOK! There's somebody reading THIS column! YOOOOO-HOOOOO!!! ITS ME! SAGE! I'M Here!!
Oh, no.....!
GO! GET OUTTA HERE!
NO!
OW!
I TOLD YOU I COULD BITE!
CRASH!!!
Terrific. So much for having a "nice, quiet" month, with NO interruptions.
MOVE IT!
YOOO-HOOO! READER!! VISIT MY SITE--ITS A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN THIS DUMP!
Why me?
OW!!
I CAN KICK, TOO!
Well, everybody, while Hugo and Sage are "discussing" things, I guess now would be a good time to say "good-bye" until next month! See you then!
You can't get rid of ME THAT easily! I'LL BE BACK! YOU WAIT! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
That's what I'm afraid of...! (sigh!)
CRASH!!!!
This page is dedicated to WEBTV, because if it hadn't been for WEBTV, I wouldn't be here tormenting you with this stuff, would I?
I want to say "hello" and thanks to Wrenn, Rare Bear, jc, and the Andresen Family for their assistance--"HELLO AND THANKS!"
ALSO, a VERY special "hello" and thanks to Linda, my "mentor" and "guardian angel", who is helping me make this site compatible not only for WEBTV users, but for pc users as well. If you "click" on her name, you can go to her award winning site. And boy! Is IT a site (30 pages)! She says that she needs the "hits" (or was that "needs to get hit"?)!
I would not be a "soose" if I did not recognize the wonderful talents that Pati of IACTA possesses. Thanks to Pati, that great looking "Soose Banner" that you can see at the top of this page is possible (and the "Soose Award", too!). Thank you Pati for all your time and effort that you put into BOTH items. And thank you to YOU Laura of IACTA for letting Pati display her talents for a "soose" ("sooses" are graphically impaired individuals)! No, I don't actually look like that little animated character!
THE NEXT INSTALLMENT WILL BE SOMETIME IN JULY. SEE YOU THEN!
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