Thought Provoking
*Ya ever think of things and not quite understand them or something like that, well here's a whole list of questions to ask yourself, and think about*
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the
world "up over"?
Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is it called lipstick if you still move
you lips?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a
second hand?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking
for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Can you buy and entire chess set in a
pawn-shop?
Daylight savings time - why are they saving it
and where do they keep it?
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do you think that when they asked George
Washington for ID that he just Whipped out a quarter?
Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situations?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he
still hear his walkman?
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts
get mistletoe?
If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy
her friends?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't
deaf people wear earmuffs?
If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we
still pet them?
If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut
butter, then whatare Girl Scout cookies made out of?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why
do whales look theway they do?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do
they make fog hornsout of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes
go with sushi?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have
parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take and Oriental person and spin them
around severaltimes, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow
Children" have a picture of a running child?
Why do they call it "chili" if it is
hot?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball
game," when we are already there?
Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?