100 TIPS FOR LIFE:
1. Breathe in,
breathe out.
2. Don't slack off.
3. Wash your hair.
4. "Only a life lived for others is worthwile." -Einstein
5. Whoever created the earth has a great eye for the arts, so take time to appreciate it.
6. "Don't speak unless you can improve the silence." -Eve After
7. Be nice to your friends now cause you will need them when they are older.
8. "Walk softly, and carry a big stick." - Theodore Roosevelt
9. Life is to important to be taken seriously.
10. If you can't shoot it, run the hell away.
11. Respect your elders.
12. Be yourself, even if you don't know what that is.
13. Say, "Bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
14. SMILE
15. A bottle of kool Aid washes all the troubles away.
16. If you're a frog, jump off the lily pad before it sinks.
17. When all else fails, read the instructions.
18. He who fights then runs away, will live to see another day.
19. Obey your thirst.
20. Don't eat yellow snow.
21. Remember to save changes to word before exiting the document.
22. Always know where the fire exits are.
23. Never dress skankily.
24. Do not cross the thin red line between love and hate.
25. Put on sunscreen.
26. Remember to drink plentiful amounts of water.
27. When you go out in the snow, put your pants on.
28. "Failure isn't failure, it's the information you need to succeed. - Einstein
29. Always carry scissors handle up.
30. Don't play with acid.
31. Never eat mayonnaise.
32. Never laugh at a twitching man.
33. Dream.
34. Don't go more than 3 months without lying under the stars.
35. Eat french toast on nice, sunny mornings.
36. Use your body in as many ways as you can.
37. Dance whenever you get the chance.
38. Sing whenever no one is listening.
39. Take warm baths by candlelight in stressful times.
40. Collect the past into notes for the future.
41. Don't sink in desire, swim to reality.
42. BE AN ORGAN DONAR
43. Never wear yellow eye shadow.
44. Spice up your life (every boy and every girl)
45. Try not to kill anyone.
46. Wear pink on Thursdays.
47. Don't wear shoes when you go swimming.
48. If the ball is in your court, schedule a game.
49. The chicken came before the egg. (Or did it?)
50. Keep your nose clean.
51. Rice pudding is the cure for a broken heart.
52. Speak your mind.
53. Don't say what your not feeling.
54. What causes cancer today, may be the cure tomorrow.
55. Shaving your head is the cure for a bad hair day.
56. Don't forget to sleep, don't forget to remember.
57. The only hell is surrender; don't give up.
58. Don't be passive.
59. Don't whine.
60. Never run from opportunity.
61. Too much facial hair is a bad thing.
62. Don't wear to much cologne.
63. Wear to much cologne.
64. Don't back up, severe tire damage.
65. Never name your daughter Monica (I disagree, I think that the name Monica is one of the best names
ever...its just some of people who have that name, not to mention any names like Monica
Lewinsky)
66. Don't cross the street without
looking both ways, unless your with a chicken.
67. Skip when you're happy.
68. Never lend your pens.
69. Always give your bunnies water.
70. Never hit anyone in the head who is bigger than your hand.
71. Howl at the moon.
72. Always jump in an elevator.
73. Never eat cheese that is not yellow or white.
74. Don't try to get away with to much.
75. No means no. (Well, sometimes it means yes)
76. When you set your goals in comparrison to others, you will find a future that is not
your own.
77. Conformity is the killer of creativity.
78. If a guy in an off-white F-350 cuts you off, do not flip him off or honk your horn.
79. Why??
80. Because he will follow you for 3 miles and park outside your house until you run out
of food and then dangle tasty pastries b4 your eyes, but won't give you any.
81. good point.
82. Thanks.
83. Don't attempt to fly off of really high cliffs.
84. Every rainy day offers sunny memories.
85. Running in circles doesn't get you anything except a circle and a worn-out carpet.
86. Violence only solves the problem of overpopulation.
87. Judge not that ye be not judged, for with what judgment ye judge ye shall be judged.
88. Don't stick your tongue on a frozen flagpole or ski lift!
89. Read The Cat in the Hat.
90. Wear a watch - if you don't or can't, learn how to use a sundial.
91. Learn how to walk on your hands.
92. Be in a play.
93. Wish upon a star.
94. Sleep with a teddy bear.
95. Always kiss someone at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.
96. Let yourself go in tears once in awhile.
97. Take good care of your hands, they may come in handy some day.
98. Climb a tree, but don't hurt it.
99. Don't let the sun go down on your anger.
100. Savor the moments of now with your friends; you never know how long "now"
is.