Ashram

Phibrizio: ( looking in mirror) Oh my God!!! I really do look like a ten year old! No wonder all the chicks laugh in my face when I ask them out!

Lina: Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that.....that....uh, what was the next word again?

Zel, Gourry, and Amelia: CRIMSON BEYOND BLOOD THAT FLOWS!!!!!!!!

Xellos: Try it again, Lina. This is only the fortieth try. Valgarv! Wake up!

Valgarv: huh? did she actually cast it right this time? It missed me if she did!

Shabernigdo: (singing) Make new friends, and keep the old....

Mina-chan

Lina: Yes I'm the famous abominable,flat chested, enemy of all things,dragon spooker.

Gourry:*wearing a pair of glases and standing in front of a blackboard with tons of equations* and that's the theory that ties all the universe together

Zelgadis:come on all! Group hug!

Amelia:comeon Lina! Lets go blow up a few towns!

Xellos:I told you Zelas I'm tired of following your oders. I'm just gonna tell the whole world our next plan and walk around with both eyes wide open!

Filia:oh Xellos, you're so sweet.

Valgarv:screw revivng dark star. I'm gonna go pick some flowers!

Eris:Die Rezo! Die!

King Moros: No Martina!Now you'll do what I say!
Martina:*whines*but daddy...oh okay...

Robert Geake

Amelia : Y'know im really tired of this whole justice thing! and I don't want to marry Zelgadiss anymore I like Valgarv much better!

ashes2ashes

Lina : *singing* I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...

Gourry : hooked on fonix werked fer me!!!!

Xellos : Holy bikini's batman!!

Filia : I'm really the Lord of Nightmares

Rezo : I've fallen and I ca'nt get up!!

Nicole @ the mysterious Xelloss

Lina / Amelia: Okay were off shoping be good while were gone ! (leaves the room)
Zelgadiss : (looks out the window) OKAY! I can't see them any more!
Gourry : About time i thought they would never leave!(takes out a make up bag)Okay who needs the pink eye shadow?
Zelgadiss : (waves his hand eagerly) oh please u always let xelloss borrow it!
Gourry : Hey where is xelloss ?
Zelgadiss :(pouts) yea i miss him.
Xelloss : (runs into the room with a green dress and white sandles with a red boa) *out of breath* Wooho...sorry im late (hands gourry and zel there dresses) do u know how hard it is to run in these sandles?!
*few mins later*
Gourry: are we ready to go ?
Zelgadiss: almost ...hey xelloss can u zip me up in the back?
gourry,zel,xellos:(open the door to find lina and amelia at the door)
Amelia,Lina,Gourry,Zel,Xel: *stare* O_O;
Lina: !! gourry is there something u didnt tell me?
Gourry: huuuuu....i browed your lipstick? ^_^;

Hikaru Xelloss

Gourry : Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight, he is the one named Gourry!

Zel : Ladies, plenty of me to go around!

Lina : Gourry, my love... I would give up all my powers and moneys to just be with you....

Amelia : Zelgadis-san, I don't love you.

Naga : I'm back father, I'm back to Seyruun!

Shielfiell : I don't care if Copy Rezo has killed my father!

Utada

Zelgadis : Oooohh.... Gourry... you're so clever ...!!!!!!

Amelia : Huh ? Who ?! Zelgadis ??? Who the hell is that ??!!

Filia : Hey, come on guys... that's not fair !!
Xelloss : nuthin' in this world is fair, darling
Valgarv : Yeah, baby ... Let's go fly off to the sunset, Xelloss
(flew towards the sunset)
Filia : you can't leave me alone like this !!!!!!!

Zelgadis : Aww.. come on Amelia.. why do you hate me so much ????

Amelia : Eww...Lina, could you... like, go away ? You are, like, blocking the sun to my tan... Go and fight for your stupid justice and leave me alone.

Knight

Lina: Give me the Sword of Light, Gourry. Please!
Gourry: Okay, here you go. *hands her the sword* Anyways, I can just kill another Jedi and get another one.

Prince Philionel: Naga, I am your father.
Naga: Really?
Prince Phil: No, not really. I can't back that up.

King of (insert kingdom): We will give you this amount *slides Lina a piece of paper w/an abnormally large amount written on it* if you get rid of the bandit gang.
Lina: No thank you. I'll get rid of them for free.

Terra

Zel:Um Lina what are you doing with that can of hair spray and box of matches?
Lina:FIRE BALL!!

Lina Inverse

Shabranigdo: ::Ben Stein Voice:: For Dry red eyes, clear eyes is aaawesome.....::blah blah blah:: Wooooooow.

Rezo: Who needs eyesight?

Zangulus: What No I dont want to fight Gourry ::cries:: I thought you knew! Your So Heartless to think Fighting you is My Sole pleasure!

Zelgadis: I have pimples! ::the Clearasil commercial::

Belgadis and Butt Gourry: heh heh hey Baby.....heh heh heh.

Xelloss: Cats Cradle anyone?

Ben Stein: Gourry you won my $5000, Dollars I bow to your superior intellect, I love you! Dump Lina?

Gourry: Wow! I just WON Ben Steins Money! umm sure!

Luna: I forgive you Sister.....Lets become Nude models!

Lei Magnus: Cant we all just....get along?

Shanbranigdo: I'm tired of Evil its Soooo last Eon....

Prince Phil: Its true! I AM not a Pacifist. I am a pro wrestler and Philmania is forever! ::rips off his plastic Shirt::

Noonsa: Damn....I'm ugly.

Naga: GIGA SLAVE!!!!

LoN: I've favored Mazoku Long enough time for a better Approach...SUPER SAILOR LON! MAKE UP!

Dark Star: I'm not Violent.....Only...Misunderstood....

Xelloss: ::on Jepoardy:: I'll take common Knowledge for 1000 Alex.

Amelia: Clumsy Princesses of the world...UNITE!

Martina: I'll help as much as I can Lina...Screw Zoamel Gustav!

Lina: I Need a breast reduction....

Gourry: Hmm I look good in Drag....Time for a routine sex change!

Filia: Sorry I'm not really a priestess...I do it because it turns guys on!

Fuu Chan

Sylphiel: Hello, big boy, you've reached 1-900-HOT-BABE. Ooh, you sound sexy. Wanna know what I'm wearing?
Zelgadis: Sylphiel.... is that you?

Rezo: let's play Pin-the-Tail-on-The Donkey!

Lina: HAHA! How's the weather down there, shorty! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Gourry: you know... I wasn't always such a studly guy. Believe it or not, in high school I was rather nerdy. All the big guys picked on me! BUT! That was all before I read this book! only $19.95!!! call NOW! It helped me, it can help you, too! (flexes)

Naga: this outfit makes me look so slutty! Amelia, can I borrow some sweatpants?

Amelia: Mr. Zelgadis, cut the Poor Little Me routine. You won't get any pity from me.

Zelgadis: I NEED A HUG!

Gourry: Aw, maaaann! They NEVER have any CUTE shoes in my size!

Gourry: I can't believe it's not butta!

Amelia: (in lingerie) hey, Zelly-chan, maybe some lotion and a massage would make your skin feel a little less rock-hard? ^_~ (poses)
Zelgadis: ohh my gooood.... (looks down, turning purple)
Amelia: whoa!!! speaking of rock-hard!

(yes, I know that was ecchi. sorry)

Xelloss: Gourry.... do you ever have that, not-so-fresh feeling?

Rezo: all right, muchachos!! Pinata time!!!!

Zelgadis: heh, ya know.... this rock-skin thing may work to my advantage, once I marry Amelia and have my way with her. (flexes)

Lina: Sylphiel, gimme that kleenex box.
Sylphiel: no!
Lina: c'mon, Sylphiel! I'll NEVER be able to hold up this strapless gown on my own!

Sylphiel: That just makes me so fuckin mad!!! you gonna PAY, bitch! I'm gonna busta cap in yo punk-ass!

Gourry: but, Magic, I wanted to wear the brown cargo pants!

Xelloss: heyyy.... don't I know you?
Mousse (from Ranma 1/2): X...Xelloss? My long-lost brother!!!
Xelloss: oh my god! I've been searching for so long!!! (bursts into tears and hugs him)
Mousse: (cradled in Xelloss' arms) ohh, niichan... finally, finally I've found you....

Lina: I've decided to quit and become a Sailor Senshi! They need a red-head.

Gourry: I've decided to quit and become a hairdresser. (in gay voice) Oh, darling, that's just too YOU. (wrist wave)

Amelia: I'm joining the mafia!!! Yeah!!! Drug-smuggling, boot-legging, and illegal weapons distribution, for the rest of my days..... heheh.... one day... Dona Amelia will RULE this town.

Xelloss: I'm becoming a politician.
Reporter: Mr. Xelloss, what about your questionable funding for your ad campaign? where did all that money COME from?
Xelloss: Now THAT, would be a secret.

Naga: I'm going to be a kindergarten teacher! I love little children! Angels! *^_^*

Sylphiel: in that case, gimme your outfit, Naga, I'm gonna be a Hollywood Hooker!

Rezo: let's play Blind-Man's-Bluff!
Lina, Amelia, Sylphiel, Naga, Martina: Oh dear! Hee hee! oh, Rezo, you're SUCH a dirty old man! tee-hee!
Rezo: (wriggles fingers menacingly) c'mon, honeys!!! come to big daddy!

Sylphiel: Gourry, I can't STAND you! If you were crossing the street, I'd speed up to hit you. Then I'd throw 'er in reverse to run over you again! Then I'd peel off, running you over a third time. You'd be ROAD PIZZA, understand me?
Gourry: mmmm.... pizza!!!

Zelgadis: all right everyone.... DO THE HUSTLE!!!

Sylphiel: (in sexy voice) Gourry-sama... you know... I'm not as innocent as you may think. (makes Marilyn Monroe poses)
Gourry: you mean....you've done this before?
Sylphiel: oh hohohohoho! hundreds of times!
Gourry: WHAT?? WITH WHOOOO?
Sylphiel: well.... Xelloss... and... Zelgadisssss.... and........ Zangulas..... and there was....Gaav.... and...
Gourry: SYLPHIEL!!!! You took GAAV out to TP houses, and didn't tell me?? You BITCH! (smack)

Miyu...

Plastic Surgeon: So, miss, what are you getting done today.
Lina: Breast reduction, and do you think I would need lyposuction, even though I'm dieting now?

Fish Man: Lina is so ugly...

Lina: To the dark side Shinma Gourry! *snaps fingers* Larva!!!

Gourry: If it cannot break out of its shell, the chick will die without ever being born. We are the chick, the world is our egg. Crack the world's shell.
Gourry, Lina, Zel: For the revolution of the world!

Lina: Giga Slaaavvvveee!
Shabranighdo: *Girlish voice* Ouchies! Miss Inverse, you broke my nail! Waaaaaa!! I give up!

Zelgad 3000 ^^

Zel: I don wanna look for The Clair Bible!!!! I don wanna.

Gourry: Then you subtract this number by ten thousand, and you have the ratios of a black hole.

Lina: Hey Firia, wanna have some fun*licks lips*
Firia: Yeah.
Lina/Firia: WWWHHHHHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!* jumps off of Empire State Building*

Val: I love this world, and I love myself* kisses own hand*

Zel: We all live in a yellow submarien, yellow submarien........*singing in high pitched sqeaky voice*

Alyson Metallium ^^

Slayers Liscense Plates

Lina:

DRGNSLVE = Dragon Slave
WHATEVER
BNDTKLLR = Bandit Killer
FIREBALL
MAGCRULZ = Magic Rules
FOOD4ME

Gourry:

JELYFISH = Jellyfish
HIKARIO!
GABRIEV
FOOD4ME2
H NO K = Hikari No Ken
ILUVFOOD
WHATTHAT = What's that?
SWORDS

Amelia:

JUSTICE
SAILLUNE
H OF J =Hammer of Justice
GNTLSOUL = Gentle Soul (Yes, I'm an Amelia fan.)
SCRYDAD = Scary Dad

Filia:

TEA4ME
SAVEWRLD = Save (The) World
NAMOGAMI
CARYMACE = Carry Mace
DRGNPWR = Dragon Power

Zelgadis:

NEEDCURE
HRTLSS = Heartless (He like us to think so.)
2WEIRD
NOFOOD
COFEE4ME
NORKSPLS = No Rocks Please

Xelloss:

MAZOKU
SWHD = S.ore W.a H.imitsu D.esu
CLSDEYES = Closed Eyes
TRICKSTR = Trickster
SADISTIC
LUVFEAR
DRGNKLLR = Dragon Killer
WONTTELL

Sylphiel:

GRRYSAMA = Gourry Sama
WHITEMGC = White Magic
SAIRAAG

Anmiesw

Zelgadiss : heck no what do i need a cure for my wonderful great grand father made this body you know

Lina: here you drop this gold coin mr. bandit

Naga: you know Lina your i wish i had breast like yours you are so lucky

(from the slayers ova jeffery's knighthood)
Jeffery's mother: yes i know my son is a %$#$% moron and he's a wimp too

Lina: WHAT?! Amelia we can't go and rob those nice people it would be wrong

Lina : Oh great another letter from my dear sweet big sister and she sent me cookies too she so nice

Tigerlily

Gourry: You'd think if Lina was so powerful she'd find a way to grow her breasts.

Naga: (to Lina) I'll be your dream I'll be your wish I'll be your fantasy.....

Amelia: You know what, daddy? You can just blow it out your ass.

Zelgadiss: (in sailor uniform) Fighting evil by moon light, winning love by daylight.....

Lina: You know Martina is the smartest girl I have ever met.

Xellos: Hey, Filia, is that your tail or are you just happy to
see me? Filia: I don't know, stud, why don't you come over here and find out.

Martina: Lina Inverse is so sexy!

Amelia: To hell with justice I'm going to pose for Hustler.

Xellos: Damn! That Zelgadiss has one heck of an ass.
Gourry: Yeah I know. You think he's gay?
Xellos: There's only one way to find out. Oh Zel....

Amelia: Hi my name is, Hi my name is.... Slim Shady

Filia: I'm sick of tea. I think I'll have a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Zelgadiss: And in the name of chimera everywhere I shall punish you.

Xellos: (In tank top and daisy dukes.) Hit me baby one more time! My loneliness is killing me......

Nuff

Zelgadiss : You know Amelia.. you should grow some breasts
Amelia : What? !! I am not THAT flat !! Dill Brand !!

Xelloss : Filia ?? Where have you been ?!! I've been waiting hours for you...
Filia : I was out with Zel.. well..um..you see.. uh.. I was out shopping ! That's it!

Amelia : Hand me the gold coins... you *&%#@&(%$# Souls !!
Lina : Amelia !! No !! YOu can't do this! It's against the law of Justice !

Gourry : Well.. Amelia.. to pass the final test of becoming Lina's pupil.. you have to do one last task ..
Amelia : What is it Gourry san ?
Gourry : f*** me, baby ! (I know.. it's hentai,..)

Zelgadiss : You are always gonna be my love ...
Amelia : Oh.. put a sock in it

Xelloss : Please.. I insist you hear this secret of Zelas

Lina : Now where is that Rezo..
Gourry : Lina... you don't love me ?? (stabs himself with the hikari no ken)
Lina : Okay.. Now who wants the sword ??!! (waves the sword around) Cheap ! 1 gold coin only folks!!

Amelia : Oh, No!! Lina is possesed by LON !!! What should we do !!
Zelgadiss : She's going into that black hole thingy !!
Gourry : Zzzzzzzz.....