Kitsune

Xellos : Everyone gather 'round for the latest gossip! You won't guess what Zellas has been up to lately...and Firia...

Zelgadis : Groovy, baby. ::A la Austin Powers...:: Let's party!

Lina : Gourry...Gourry...oh, GOURRY!!
Amelia : What happened?
Lina : He left me...
Amelia : For who? ::Justice pose!::
Lina : Zel...
Amelia : O_o Zelgadis-saaaaan!
Gourry, Zelgadis : NO! You'll never take him away from meeee!

Xellos : ::Blush:: Oh! I forgot to tell you... ::Shy look:: I'm really...a WOMAN!
All: We knew that a long time ago.
Xellos: And I'm lesbian!
All: Nothing new...
Xellos: And I've been having an affair with Filia! And Amelia! And Lina!
Lina, Amelia, Filia: Oooh, Xellos...telling our little secret--how could you?!
Xellos: I never was good at keeping secrets. Sorry.

Zelgadis: "Always hard"...ha...heeheehee...you girls are so good at telling jokes.

Gourry: Lina, if you aimed more to the right, and put weight on your left side, extended that arm a little more, etc...you would have a better chance of hitting the target.
Lina: ::Ashamed:: Hai...Gourry-sensei. I'll do better next time. I promise!

Emmy

Gouury : Fine Lina just take the sword of light, i don't really need it anyway. I'm a black belt you know.
Lina : Gee Thanks Gouury! ^^
(Lina grabs for the sword with joy)
(Gouury turns to Lina with a shocked look on his face)
Gouury : Umm, Lina that isn't the Sword of Light.......

Noonsa (the fish guy): Me kiss "THAT", ohh gross get her away from me.
Lina : wait Noonsa come back!!! We can work things out.

Rezo: humm... contacts or glasses? I mean what do you think guys?
Lina, Zel, & Gouury : ?!?

Gouury: does this dress make me look fat?
Zel: ohh no not at all I like it. It's like that red one I bought yesterday.
Gouury: Ohh yeah.... oh look it matches that eye shadow too. ^^

Zel : I need a tan.

Princess Nepha of Feli

Rezo: *dancing around the room in a pink tu-tu* I feel pretty, oh so pretty!

Zel: The hell with a cure, I'm going to audition to become a Spice Girl!

Gourry: Sailor Venus is my role model!

Lina: What?! Dragon Slave?! Ye gods no, that spell's WAY too violent!

Amelia: UP YOURS!

Naga: NoOoOoOoOo!! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT MY IMPLANTS!!

Firia: Here I am, Xellos-kun, the mother of your children!

Xellos: AAAAAUUUUUUUUGH!! Get that needle away from me, I HATE pain!!

Moonspark

Gourry: Well, Lina...It's quite simple. I plan on selling Xellos into a prostitution ring, taking Zelgadis' earnings from posing for Playgirl, stealing Naga's profits from working as a maid, managing Amelia's heavy metal band, and marrying Filia for her dowry. Then, I will pool the money and buy the secret plans for building a nuclear weapons and destroy the world...or, perhaps I said too much. (puffs on a pipe while in a scholarly pose)

Zelgadis: (Struts his stuff over towards Lina and sits next to her) Hey Baby! What's a fine looking momma, like you, doing...(watches a blonde pass by him while drooling) Woah! Look at that ass!
Gourry: (turns head to wink at Zel) I know! Don't need to flatter me with the truth(shakes toosh)
Lina: Damn! Always when someone hits on me! Gourry, you SLUT! (Gets up and adjusts her breasts to show more cleavage) C'mon girls time to bring in the big guns (walks towards a group of sailors at the other side of the bar)

Amelia: Sorry, Zel. The baby isn't yours. Xellos is the father.
Zelgadis: WHATT? And he said he loved me!
Xellos: (walks in) That was before you became bent on conquering the world.
Zelgadis: My therapist told me to bond with Grandpa. So we felt it would bring us to together if we ruled the world together.
Xellos: Well, it was either him or me, and you made your decision crystal clear. You know how long I cried over you? Amelia showed me that crying wasn't the answer, and I should just get even.

Zelgadis:(runs around in circles) OmiGod...OmiGod...I forgot my makeup and I have a zit.
Lina:(walks in) Don't worry, Zel! I have a hammer and a chisel. When we nick it off, we can sand the base down.
Zelgadis:(with stars in his eyes) Wow! Lina, you are so cool. I wanna be more like you, For SurE! Will you help me pick out a wicked cool outfit for me to wear to the Ballet, tonight?

Funkiechick

Lina: Gee, am I offending anyone? I do hope I'm not offending anyone. I really didn't mean to hit you with my evil magic....i'm so sorry!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!

Gourry: and the calculation of all of the lady bugs on earth is.....

Zelgadus: Wow!! Rezo is soooooo cool! I wanna grow up just like him!!!

(Just so you all know, I think Lina and Gourry are the perfect couple!!)

Lina: Do I make you horney baby? Do I make you RRRRRAAAAANNNNDDDYYYY???

Amelia: Get down, get down, and move it all around! (backstreet boys)

Gourry: Un doz trez quatro synco synco sez.

Lina and Amelia: Give it to me baby, give it to me baby, give it to me baby!
Rezo: And all the girlys say i'm pretty fly for a white guy!!

Lina: EVIL FOOD!!! CALERIES CALERIES!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Amelia: Zelgadis, I hate you.

Rezo: oooooooooohhhhh, I love being blind, everything is sooooooooo mysterious!

Gourry: Hey, like yo women!(vally.....boy voice)
Lina: Like, hey Gourry! That outfit is like sooooooo you..teehee!(vally girl voice)

Rezo: OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!! I wonder if they have those glasses in my size???

Gourry: Zelgadus, your pathetic attemt at trying to understand anything up to my standers is terribly stupid looking in you....your brain may be the size of a swizzle stick.
Zelgadis: say wha?

Chibi Scarlet

Zelas Metallium: Gee, I gotta start watching my drinking habit.

Kopii Rezo: Man, I wish I was as powerful as the REAL Rezo.

Zelgadis: *sounding like Shaft* Keep it cool, sista. I don't know about all that shit, no'um sayin' muthafucka? Aaaaw, yeah.

Xellos: I want my mommy! (Note: Keep in mind who his mommy IS...)

Emiko

Zelgadis : ::twisting something around behind his back::
Lina: What're you doing Zelgadis? Eat all your food - we're stuffed!
Zelgadis: ::turns around holding something proudly:: I made a hanger out of my hair! ^_^

Gourry: Pfft, Sword of Light? I'll go with the dark side, thank you.
Darth: Eeeeexcellent...

Lina: Yeah Gourry - you ARE right all of the time.

Martina: Lina...I've decided to forgive you completely. Also, I cannot be with any men since I went to a convent and am now a nun...^^; Oh well Zelgadis, Gourry and Xelloss-sama!
Zel and Gourry: OH NOOOO!

Zelgadis: WHY did Rezo make the skin blue? Doesn't he know you can't have primary colors in daylight hours!?

Amelia: In the name of justice, I shall punish you! Moon Tiara Magic!!

Gourry: Hey Lina, there's this girl here named Usagi who says something about me stealing her trademark odangos?
Usagi: Page 41 IN the contract pal! Can't you even comprehend the mere fact that I am the only genetically created human being that may bestow this gorgeous hairstyle upon my head??

Lina: Oh, I love Prince Phil! I wanna give him a biiiig squishy hug!

Amelia: Hah hahahahahaha! I have joined the LoN Lina - you will never be able to stop us!
Lina: Justice will always prevail Amelia!

What's my name again ??

Amelia : Ahahahaha !!! Thank you LON... Killing Zelgadiss was a snap!

Lina : Hikari no Ken ?
Gourry : Check
Lina : Okay.. let's sneak in into Zel's room and kill him...

Zelgadiss : Oh!! The horror !!! The pain !! It's excruciating!!!
Amelia : What is it, Zelgadiss ??
Zelgadiss : My nails !!!! I just had them manicured !!!!!

Xelloss : God damn it, Lina !! Give me back my talismans!! You're uselss with them !! I gave them to you because I thought you could use a little help in your spells but I can see that they haven't help you one bit!!
Lina : Xelloss... I promise to try harder... please ?...
Xelloss : I'm giving them to Sylphiel. At least she knows how to cast black magic.

Zelgadiss : C'mere and give daddy some sugar you foxy vixens! Rrrrr....

Gourry : I don't know ...
Lina : Please..please.. please Gourry !!
Amelia : For justice, Gourry san!
Zelgadiss : I am begging you !!
Gourry : Okay.. You've talked me into it, I sure hope working with you guys are better paid than working for Phibirizo...

Anna

Amelia: I'm really a man.

Zelgadis: Oh, Xellos, you're so kawaii! Let's get married!
Amelia: No, he's mine! Xellos, let's go kill my stupid dad!
Shilfiel: No, he's mine! Flare ARROW!
Xellos: People, I have something to tell you. I've been seeing Zangulus!

Xellos: I am Sailor Moon, sworn to fight for justice! In the name of--
Amelia: Shut up! Who cares about justice!
Gourry: Right, honey! Giga Slave!
Lina: What are you guys talking about? I was busy thinking up a justice speech.

Lina: Why would I want the sword of light?

Zelgadis: Oh, Nagha! I love you!

Prince Phil: I'm really a woman.

Nagha: Hello, I'm Nagha and I'm an alchoholic.

Lulu

Sylphiel : *singing* I did it all for the nookie ! So you can take the cookie ! And shove it up your ! Shove it up your !

Lina : Hey ! Look how far I can stick these fries up my nose !
Amelia : Cool ! *burp* Let me try it !
Zelgadiss : I can crack the coconut with my head !
Gourry : Don't do that ! you'll ruin my dress
Xelloss : Good gracious ! Why can't you be serious for once !

Zelgadiss : Gee, Filia . Did you buy that dress from the discount store ?

Filia : Valgarv ... wat do you have in your room ? ..
Valgarv : *looking nervous* nothing ! Really !
Filia shrugs and walks away
Xelloss : Man, did she catch me ?
Valgarv : Of course not, you adorable hunk you...
Zelgadiss : What about me ? I thought I was your adorable hunk ...

Miaka

Gourry : Now how do you switch on this sword.....

Lina : I'll think I'll create a brand new diet formula.. honestly.. eating too much is so unhealthy ..

Lina : Oh no ! Kopii Rezo had destroyed Sairaag !!
Sylphiel : Kopii Rezo destroyed Sairaag ? !! NOOO !!! My Hole CD's !!!

Amelia : Oh, Zel..before we go on any further... I gotta confess someting.. you're my 18th

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Naga : Daddy !!! I'm home !!!!

Lina : Mr. Zelgadiss .. you're such a pervert !

Gourry : Gosh.. thanks for the nobel award.. I would like to thank my family.. friends.. etc..etc..

Zelas : Okay all my priests ! Starting tommorow ... NO MORE TORCHERING PEOPLE !! Start over a new leaf ! Amelia is our role model now !

Amelia : Dad .. I'm going to marry a mazoku...

Xelloss : Lina !! You know I can't stand violence !