Tada! Here's page 2! Thanx for your support! Send in MORE of those ideas of yours! And include your names or nicknames so that I can display it..These are the ones I received..


From Tech Tecno

Zel : Amelia, I Love You!



From Amelia

Lina : HOHOHOHOHOHO!


Naga : I WANT TO SEE MORE BLOOD!



From Zelgad (?)

Amelia : Daddy,shut up about the stupid fighting for right thing will ya, go talk to Zel about that bull.



From Heero (???)

Naga : Oh go ahead Lina, your better than me at this...


Lina : I don't want your $(%& money!



From Xeloss(Funny!!)

Xelloss : This isn't a secret, I'm going to broadcast it to EVERYBODY!



From Carrot Glace

Lina : Gourry...I LOVE YOU!!!
Gourry : Umm...What? Sorry Lina, I was...umm...Checking...how...long...Phiria's...umm...Tail is..yeah that's it!
Phiria : Gomenasai Gourry. Xelloskun and I are getting married in an hour!!!


Ameria : Lina! You don't need all those other people! I'm all you need!
Lina : You're right Ameria! Let's go rent out a room at the local Motel 6 and have fun tonight!!!



From Owen

Gourry : Since we're lost, I think we should go 40 degrees longitud and 50 degrees latitud
Lina : Ooohh... Gourry, You know everything!!!!


Zelgadiss : Amelia! You're soooo cute!!


Lina : I am Lina, queen of Justice! And I will fight you for the sake of justice!!


Firia : I'm actually a Mazoku! And proud of it!
Xelloss : SO that means I'm really a Ryuzoku, eh?



From Perserpina

Zelgadiss : I've tried everything, from Clinique to Johnson & Johnson products.. but my face still isn't smooth like it is in the ad.


Firia : For smooth, silky and shiny hair, use Pantene. With it's unique Pro vitamin B5, It makes my hair really managable!


Lina : I've lost 30 pounds, thanks to Methe 7 day diet formula!


Gourry : Are you bored of being dumb? Stop by Gela school for losers now and you'll come out Smarter! Look what it has done to me!



From Kewl Kat

Zelgadiss : Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!


Zelgadiss : Amelia, where were you?
Amelia : I was out with Xell.. Uh.. I mean I was out with Lina looking for you..(heh..heh..heh..)


Xelloss : I'm going out to find a cure for my chimera curse.


Firia : (singing) I wanna be a supermodel!!


Lina : (singing) The hills are alive.. with the sound of muuuuuusic....


Zelgadiss : (singing) I'm too sexy for my car, to sexy for my shirt... to sexy.. yeah!


Naga : Oh, my goddess.. My breast is flatter than I thought!


Mara Jade

Gourry : Lina I love you!
Lina : I love you too Gourry!


Astromancer

Shabranigdo : (singing) I love you. You love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too.


Miaka

Lina : What?!! Consult with Zel first before going on this journey? Are you nuts? What if we get lost?
Amelia : Yeah, Remember the last time we followed your advice Zel?
Zelgadiss : Awww..guys! It was a little mistake.. How was I suppose to know that path lead us to the Mazoku hideout!
Gourry : I told you guys to follow my plan, but nooo... you had to follow his..


Verthandi

Answering machines


"Hello, you've reached Gourry's house, but I'm not in right now. I'm either giving lectures at Oxford, or I'm with Mensa to solve yet another head spinning problem. But just drop in your messages and I'll return your call."


"~Yawn~.. Yeah, this is Lina. I'm not here to answer the phone because I'm probably off to Oxford to see cutie professor Gourry or maybe I'm just to lazy to get the phone or maybe I'm off jogging and dieting to get rid of this excessive weight. Whatever it is, just leave you're calls and I'll see if I want to return your messages."


"Hi, This is Zelgadiss. If you're my landlord, I have already sent the money. If you're my the phone company, I shall send the money soon. If you're my friends or enemies, you owe me money. If you're my parents, please send in the money. If you're a woman, don't worry, I have plenty of money."


"Moshi, moshi! This is Kawaii Princess Amelia Wil Telsa Saillune!! Dad, if it is you, NO I don't want to return to Saillune and be the ruler of Saillune!! Lina, if it is you, NO, I don't want to go to another adventure with you!! Zel, if it is you.. STOP CALLING ME!! I don't want to go out with you! Ever!! If it is you, Naga, my sister.. I hate you!! If you're Gourry, well, you'd better stop by my place to help me with my 'math'. Well.. that's all for now.. Bye!! "


"Hi you've reached Xelloss's phone. I bet you wanna know all the latest secrets, eh? Well, just tell me which secret you wanna know and I'll be sure to let you know."


"Hi, you have reached Filia's shop. I'm sorry but neither me nor Valgarv is here right now to answer your needs. Valgarv likes to do it slowly from left to right while I like it up and down. Yeah, when we finished brushing our teeth we'll get back to you!"



Laila

Amelia : I'm evil paladin and I will fight in name of evil


Xelloss : Philia is right! I'm really a namagomi


Lina : I want have many children with my loved Zangulus


Valgharv : Thank you, Lina! Thank you Xelloss! You have free me of that cursed Gharv


Lina : I've the sweetest and comprehensive big sister in the world


Xelloss : I'll save the word, sacrificing the life, if necessary!


Philia : I hate the tea!


Phibrizio : I don't want destroy the world! I would destroy my teddy bear, too!


Milgazia : Xelloss, my dearest friend! Come in!


Aqua : Don't worry Lina, to cast the Giga Slave doesn't create problems!
Lina : I know but it's a weak spell!


Alyson

Valgarv : How can I ever thank the Gold Dragons for destroying my evil race?


Garv : You know, fighting really is useless. I think I'll go join Prince Phil in his pursuit of justice.


Lina : My big sis is so cool!!!


Gourry : E=mc˛


Lina : You know, I really don't want the Sword of Light. I was just kidding the whole time!


Lina : I don't want to use magic anymore! It causes nothing but destruction!


Xeros : Zellas, get bent. You can have this job back, I don't want to be a Mazoku general/priest anymore!


Zelgadis : A cure? Whyever would I want to find a cure? I happen to like this body!


Hellmaster Phibritzo (?) : WAHHHHHHH!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN GARV!!!


Nyny

Amelia : Oooh!! you make me so mad Zel! How can you be so stupid!


Zelgadis : Lina!! You get here, right now!! Don't make me kick you spiny little @^#&!!


Gourry : Oh, Marchina! You're my air when I breathe, the food for my soul, .. So, what do you think?
Lina : I think you should stressed on how her green locks shine in the moonlight.


Firia : Oh, Xelloss... my one true love! *sob*
Xelloss : Firia, we shall never be seperated again. Never!
(They hugged each other. awww.)
Valgarv : Hey, what about me? You know I love ya both!



BKoe101725 (sorry, I didn't get your name)

Amelia: "Ha! You all fell for my evil plot! I'm not really a protector of justice, I'm a sinister old man named Bob, bent on the destruction of all good, light, and teddy bears!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Lina: "Gourry? Could you remind me, how do you cast 'Dragon Slave?' "
Gourry: "Oh! Lina, you're so forgetful! I swear you have yogurt for brains!"
Lina: "Wanna' taste?"


Zelgadis: "Yes! I will save all those with goodness in their hearts from evil, for I am a champion of justice!"


Martina: "Ewww!! Me? Go out with an icky boy?!!?"


Lina: "Wow, Silphiel! You're magic's so good! Could you teach me how to cast spells as good as you? Pleeeeeese!??!!??!!?"


Gourry: "Shut up, Xelloss! I don't care about your 'secrets'! I DON'T CARE!! Stop talking to me!!! STOP!!!!"


Gourry: "Naw, I don't want to attend Harvard University. They're all so, so...dumb!"


Lina: "I've decided to quit the business of bandit slaying and help my beloved big sister in her promising career as a waitress!"


Zelgadis: "No, Lina. I feel perfectly natural in this thong. I know how Naga feels! Why should I be so ashamed of my obviously so sexy body?"



Dr Washu

Phibrizo : Kiss me @$$, LoN


Garv: I want to be a woman.


Naga: I REALLY need a breast reduction.


Gourry: Here Lina, you can have this rusty old Hikari no Ken.


Rezo: Ya know what? Forget the Philosopher's Stone. All I need is Laser Eye Surgery.


Beastmaster Xellass: Just because my real Mazoku form in a big wolf doesn't mean people can go around calling me a huge bitch!


Dynast Grousera: That's it! I HATE the North Pole!!! I'm moving my HQ to the Bahamas!


Lina: (singing) If I only had a brain...



Alyson^^

Gourry: *holding SoL* It slices, it dices, and makes french fries in three different ways!


Gourry: Honestly, Lina, I really want you to have The Sword of Light!
Lina: I don't want it, Gourry! I want Val's light thingy instead! It's cooler looking!


Lina: Tea, must have.....tea.....


Filia: &^&%^&%^ saving the world! Let's P-A-R-T-Y!!


Filia: Mace? Who needs a mace? I sure don't! *tosses mace over her shoulder* It was heavy, anyway.


Lina: I've decided that my breasts are fine the way they are!


Amelia: *using Zelgadis like one of those old timey washing boards* Just look at how clean your clothes become! To get your own Chimera Washing Kit, simply call the number that is flashing across your screen.


Amelia: Justice? Who needs justice? Now comitting crimes is the way to go!


Xeros: I do not want to follow Lina and company around anymore! I want to start my own rock band!


Prince Phil: Actually, I'm not a pacifist! I'm really a Masochist! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


Naga: O ho ho ho..... You know, my laugh really is annoying.


Naga: Lina's right! I really am a goldfish face!


Naga: To hell with this whore's outfit! I'm going to become a nun and wear one of those neat habits!


Lina: *in yoga position* Oooommmmmm.....Oooooommmmmm....



Naga

Zelgadiss : By the power of the moon, I shall destroy the evil forces, for I am Sailor Chimera!! [Bg music of SM came]


Lina : I'm sick of eating already!!


Valgarv : Hey, let's go and have dinner and catch up with the old times!
Xelloss : Hey, remembered when I shoot that arrow towards you ?
Zelgadiss : That was fun. But Valgarv was powerful back then.


Phibirizo : First I blow the forest up, then you summon the Laguna Blade to kill me.
Lina : Okay.. I think I got it this time. I summon the Laguna Blade then I ..... what?!

Anonyn Naga

Zelgadis: Come and get it fellas rarrr.


Valgarv: Isn't that just the cutest! I just wanna huggle it up!

Gaav: Oh darn! there's a run in my stockings!

Lina: I am looking to buy a bra,do you have size 32DD?

Patrick

Lina : Hey Gourry! Is that a new spell or what?

Amelia : Justice who needs it. Let's party!!!

Zelgadies : Everybody must get stoned.

Phil : Amelia, maybe you should mee a nice guy like Rezo and settle down.

Lina : Hey Gourry! I finally can do the peck wiggle thing. Let me show you.

Sylpheil:My god, I'm a total bitch.

Naga : Hehe

Yohko

Zelgadiss : Do I make you horny? (Austin Powers style)

Amelia : Geez, Lina! How many times do I have to show you!! This is the CORRECT way to do the Laguna Blade

Lina : No thanks, guys. Why don't you have the last piece of chicken.
Gourry : Why don't you girls just split it to two? I'm stuffed
Naga : Lina, I insist you have the last piece.

Filia : What are you guys waiting for? Just point your weapons up there and kill that goddamned Valgarv! Do I have to do everything myself?

Utena

Amelia : You know... this adventure thing is so boring. I mean, what's the use of justice for the people after all?
Lina : You're right. I should've just work as a waitress with Luna.
Zelgadiss : You said it. Gimme a break. I think I'm better off with this body.
Gourry : I should've just threw the sword away and work as a farmer.

Xelloss : Why you... ^@%$#^#^!&$#%^*$^ ryuzoku! Can't you for once give me the right answer!!
Firia : Sore wa Himitsu...

Valgarv : Zel! Let it go! I found it!!
Zelgadiss : You let go! I got it first!!
Xelloss : You all better back off and give that to me or I'll-
Naga : I leave you alone for one minute in my room and there you are, fighting over my silicons. How childish can you get?

Lina : So.. whaddya think?!
Filia : I don't think Naga's outfit really suits you. You don't have the....accessories for it.

Phillip 'o' skunk

Zelgadiss : Okay.. now slowly pour the milk.... Then you put in the butter...
Sylpheil : Darn it! @^#$%! I can never bake it right! Why don't you continue for me!

Gourry : Nuriko!! My love!
FY Cast : What?!

Amelia : Darn, stupid, idiotic, baka, jackass, son of a -----, (muttering all the curses in the world) chimera! (kicks a trash can)
Zelgadiss : Did you call me? (peeks from somewhere)
Amelia : Yeah, I was calling you! Who else would it be!!

Xelloss : Lekka Shien!!

Lina : Oh, please Naga. Stop bothering me about my large breasts. I told you it's my own personal secret!

Filia : Sorry, Lina. I can't go with you to battle Valgarv. I don't care what you guys do to him, you can kill him for all I care, just as long as you don't disturb my soap opera.

Vanilla

Lina : Oh, my god! It's Leonardo ! I've watch all of your movies from Growing Pains to whatever your latest one is! Ooo....
Leo : I'm a bit of a Slayers fan myself! I've got your mugs, calenders, T-shirts, posters, wallpapers, toothbrush, magazines, mangas, OVA's, tapes, VCDs, Soundtracks, SD figures, also the dolls, I even got tailored made costumes made from each character!

Zelgadiss : Amelia! PLease go steady with me! I promise to give you anything!
Amelia : Oh, bullshit, Zel.

Filia : I asked you nicely for help.. but nooooo... you had to give excuse that your waiteressing is much more important. (holding her mace high up) Now tell me you'll work with me on my problems!!
Luna : Er... okay..okay....I'll do it!

Choco Chips Cookie

Valgarv : Xelloss swore that I'm a Mazoku, but Filia insisted I'm a ryuzoku.. what will I do?
Psychiatrist : Well, I suggest you talk it over with both of them reasonably and then decide

Gourry, Zangulus, Xelloss & Valgarv : What did you Zel?
Zelgadiss : (blushing) Well.. er.. uh... I'm still a virgin.
Gourry, Zangulus, Xelloss & Valgarv : (grinning) Charge!! Another fresh innocent victim!!

Rezo : Are you still up, Zel?
Zelgadiss : (in bed) Yeah, Rezo... I can't sleep. Go away.
Filia : (under the covers) Is he gone?
Amelia : I thought he'd never leave!
Lina : Let's get down to business
Naga : Rarrr
Sypheil : Oh, Zel, you big hunk , you
Marchina : You're such a babe magnet!
(The rest are strictly for censored purposes)

Namie

Zelgadiss : I've created my own perfume 'Eau de Chimera'

Lina : Danamanit Luna! I'm sick of you ordering me around! I'm going to give you a little piece of my mind, right now!!

Filia : Xelloss, what are you doing in here?!
Xelloss : What's the matter?
Filia : It's the girl's bathroom
Xelloss : So?

Zelgadiss : Amelia! I'm cured! I'm cured!
Amelia : Gee.. how exciting. What else is new? Is that how you really look, boy?

Xelloss : Filia! How disgusting can you get?! Posing for a Hentai magazine!
Filia : Well... I was bored!

Mikami

Zelgadiss : Look at her!
Xelloss : Whatta body!
Valgarv : She's going to be mine!
Rezo : I'd give anything to make her mine!
Zangulus : I'd trade Marchina for her
Lina : Are you guys orging hentai pics?!
Gourry : Lina, we were talking about the 1956 Jaguar!

Zelgadiss : Amelia, this may sound stupid and absurd, but I'm really a gay
Amelia : Really?! Nooooo..... (jumps off a cliff)

Gourry : Buzz off, Lina! ^#^&@#$^#&%!

Zelgadiss : After that, you plus -6 and fins the square root for 625 and-
Amelia : Aw, hell.. you're a lousy, teacher Zel. (fires a fireball and blew off Zelgadiss to Pluto)

Bitter Candy

Zelgadiss : Quit Playin' Games with my heart! (ala BSB)

Lina : I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna zig a zag ah! (ala Spice Girls)

Amelia : And it's a bitter sweet symphony....(ala The Verve)

Filia : Can I get a What, what what... come and bounce with me baby, bounce with me... (ala Jay-Z)

Naga : Iiiiiii Still, belieeeve!! (ala Mariah)

Valgarv : Livin La vida Loca! (doing a Ricky Martin impression)

Rezo : Girls.. you know you'd better.. watch out.. coz some guys, some guys are always about... (ala Lauryn Hill)

Gourry : 5, 6, 7, 8.. my bootin', scootin' baby, it's driving me crazy (ala Steps)

Xelloss : Love me, love me, say that you love me... (ala Cardigans)

Peek-a-boo

Lina : I am also known as the Rabbit Bandit

Zelgadiss : What did I do?!
Police : I'm afraid we have to take you in custody because we found 12 tons of illegal alcohol and illegal possesions of 800kg of heroin.
Zelgadiss : Okay, I'll confess..

Jerry Springer : Today on the show, partners who have it and don't.
Lina : What does that suppose to mean!
Naga : Oh, you'll see..

Filia : Oh, romeo.. romeo.. where for art thou romeo....
Valgarv : Hey, babe!

Zelgadiss : Finding a cure is really a stupid conquest, why don't we find something really worthwhile instead.

Zelgadiss : Ha..ha.. ha..! I've finally killed that idiotic Mazoku!
Xelloss fans : What?! Get him, guys!!!!!!! (sounds of pow! bong! smack! Kamehameha! Starlight Honeymoon Therapy! Lekka Shein! Rei gun! Utena's, Trunks's, Uranus's sword slicing, Tasuki's fan flapping, EVA's pilots and Gundam's robots attacking, are heard)