SailorScout

Naga: Look Lina, a magic shop!
Lina: I'd rather look at that clothing store.. this cape is so last season!

Gourry: I am the blonde who stumbles in the night! I am the male bimbo who fails to understand anything! I.. am Gourry Gabriev! Suck Sword of Light evildoers!
Everyone: Ughhh..

Ceiphied: As King of the Dragons, I will destroy all demonic forces! You don't stand a... *A large black dragon swoops down behind Ceiphied* Ceiphied: *big sweat drop forming* Oh heh.. hi Uncle Bahamut.. you King of Dragons you..
Bahamut: I leave for another dimension and a few thousand years and you did WHAT?!?!

Naga: Bartender! Gimme a milk... cold!

Zelgadiss: I talk too much.

Gourry: My sword's longer then yours! Nya nya nya! *pulls eyelid down*

Lina: After all these battles I STILL don't have a trainer's badge! What the heck?!

Amelia: Awww... why are the "quickest" paths to town always through some forest??
Gourry: I know why, but I'm not telling!
Lina: I have no clue, but I'm sure Gourry really does know!

Zelgadiss: This sucks.. I got passed off for playing the part of Lotour in the neo-Voltron series! I've got the cyan skin dammit!

Naga: These breasts of mine impair my ability to levitate..
Gourry: Not in water though! Heheh

Lina: Behold the awesome might of my newest spell.. HA-DO-KEN!!
Zelgadiss: Uhh, isn't that just a fireball?
Lina: Don't spoil it!! *sulks*

Amelia: Why does just about EVERYONE in this world have a cape?

Gendo Ikari

Valgarv: (imitating Shinji) I..I...Musn't run away! I musn't run away!!!!!!

Filia: (drinking beer) *gulp* *gulp* WOOOOHHHHHH Yea!!!!!! Thats the way to start your morning!!!!!

Garv: Lina, Go to Dogma and get the lance.
Lina: (monotone) Yes sir.......

Shabornigdo: I will now attempt to take over the world using more efficient office software.

Naga: (Ritsuko) The probibility that EVA 01 Will be activated in such short time is about 0.000000001%.

Misako

Amelia : Valgarv ! I support you for summoning Dark Star ! Woohoo !

Zelgadiss : Oooo... what's that behind Filia ?
Filia : Aaah ! Zelgadiss no Hentai !! *hits him with her mace*
Gourry : Baka, that's her tail

Lina : Sorry guys, no steaks and chickens for me. I'm a vegetarian now.

Xelloss : Prince Phil .... You are my idol ! Please teach me to your path of justice !

Marchina : Lina ! We don't have time ogling for boys now ! I have to teach you Dragu Slave now !

Zangulus : Gourry ! I wanna be your friend !

Zelgadiss : Aww... come on guys ! Gimme a group hug !

Rezo : Aww.. Zelgadis.. isn't he just adorable ?

Nezu~chan, The Freak Mazoku Girl

Lina: Gee, should I really have been so heartless as to kill that bandit? ::sniffles::

Xelloss: Lina...! ::bawls all Usagi-like:: How could you?! All life has meaning, you shouldn't go around killing people like that! ::continues to sob insanely::

Ameria:: AHAHAHA! Who cares about justice and life?! ::starts up a chainsaw:: I wanna be a homicidal maniac! ^.^

Gourry: ::not paying attention:: x-24(6+y)=56x+2....

Zelgadis: would you all SHUT UP? I'm am so fuckin hungry! Get your Ases over here and cook something for me!

LoN: I never should have created this world...-.-;

Sasami #2 !

Luna : Mom ! Lina forced me to give her my money again !

Xelloss : Alas.. the world is yours, Amelia sama.

Amelia : *filing her nails* Good.. my undercover as Zelas did fool Lina after all... Ahahahha!! Now they're all dead !

Zelgadiss : Don't anyone dare take the last meatball because it's MINE !!

Vrumugen : I'll be putting aside my revenge. Hot Spring.. here I come !

Tanshi

Filia : Man, you are really wrinkly, Sachirouh

Valgarv : Screw on Dark Star. Who want a game of coin tossing ?

Lina : No food ! No! No! I'm on a strict diet !!!

Danilon

Zelgadis:(in Cartman voice)Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Lina, Gourry, Amelia: No, come on Zel!
Zelgadis:No, no, no! Me "nah"(points one way), You "nah"!(points the other way)

Xellos: What? I'm only trying to help!

Zelgadis: Life is wonderful!!!!!

Gourry: Lina, did I ever tell you how hot your legs are?

Naga: God, my butt is huge!

Lina: Oh, no! Gourry look. It's Amelia! Hide your face so she doesn't see you! You know I don't want her hanging with us anymore!

Zelgadis: I'm attracted to sweatpants!

Lina and Naga: Jeffery(from OAV) is soooo sexy!

Jeffery: Mom, I know it's you!

Jeffery: Save me, Lina!

Gourry: What is the meaning of life?

Amelia: Thou shall not judge unless ye be judged!

Lina: I love you Xellos!

Amelia: Maybe 30 gold coins then maybe I'll help you.

Martina: Oh Zel, my love! Kiss me, you hansome man you!

Naga: The doctor says I need a new liver! How'd that happen?

Lina: Prepare for trouble!
Gourry: Make it double!
Lina: To protect the world from Mazoku reign!
Gourry; To kill all bandits who cause others pain!
Lina: To punish all bad guys because I'm the beautiful hero!
Gourry: To destroy all towns within ground zero!
Lina: Lina!!!!!
Gourry: Gourry!!!!
Lina: The Slayers are here! Empty your pockets or fight!
Gourry: Then would you direct us to an "all-you-can-eat buffet" open late tonight?
Zelgadis and Amelia: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO AS THEY SAY!!!!!!!!!

Gourry: Please! Oh please trade Chansey for Areodactyl!
Lina: No, I love my Chansey! Chansey rules!

Amelia: Dragonites are the true symbol of justice!
Xellos: That's true! I would love to kill those cute dragons!
Amelia: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Xellos: Hey, look at the Bulbasaurs! Do you think Rezo cursed them too?
Zelgadis: I'LL KILL YOU XELLOS!!!!!!
Xellos: Someone trade me a Shellder for a Snorlax!
Gourry: That's a stupid trade, Xellos!
Xellos: I know, but look at it! It reminds me of myself!
Zelgadis: You got that right!

Amelia: Forget the hero business, I want to be a pokemon master!

Lina: Waaaaaaa! I never defeat Ash and his pikachu!

Lina: Misty, you are my long lost sister!
Misty: How do you know?
Lina: Well, you're cute, scrawny, flat, have a short temper, attracted to morons, how can't you be my sister?

chibi me

Lina: No really...i couldnt eat another bite!!!...*pushes the tiny salad away from her, daintily wiping her face with a napkin*

Gourry: *big anime water jet tears* Zel doesnt want me....*sniffsniff*..and we make such a cute couple too!!!

Zel:*outside playing catch with rezo*...golly-gee gramps, i wish i was a power hungry priest set on world domination....just like you

Rezo:dont gripe at me because your clearasil doesnt work zelgadis!!!

Amelia: *scowls and watches zel and lina making out*...GET A ROOM ALREADY!!!!

Sylph:...No really Gourry..its not you, it's....*she trails off, drooling as phil walks by*...me, really!!!

Xellos: sore wa himitsu desu *he laughs manaically, and shakes his finger....the group promptly bashes his head in*
Group:..that takes care of that!

Rei

Zelgadiss : No, really, Revlon 02 foundation does wonders for me !

Amelia : Ohohohohohoho ....... get out of my face, my sidekick Lina !!!!

Gourry : Lina, let me explain to you how science developes from the early ages till now....

Lina : Please... don't... hurt... me.... I'm just a little, flat chested, has been sorceress.... waaaa....

chibi me (minda kitty)

Shabranigdo : *to his psychiatrist*....you know..sometimes i think people just dont see the "inner me"...i mean, all i wanted to do was rule the world, and kill people....does that really make me such a bad guy?

Lina : *storming into the local bandit cave....magic flashes everywhere, lots of noise....when the smoke clears, nice tapestries hang on the wall, and interesting furniture creates that "homey" effect*
Bandit : *snotty english accent* Wow Mrs. Inverse!!!..what a spectacular job!!..Quite stunning..*hands her a jingeling coin purse*
Lina : *to Gourry*.... I told you interior decorating pays!!

Zelgadis : *holding the remains of a bic razor*...SHHEEESH!!!..i finally get a date, and i cant even get rid of this stubble!!!

Amelia : *spice girl boots, and big cheesy smile*...GIRL POWER!!!!...*flashes her infamous peace sign*
Naga:what ever happened to "and justice for all?"
Amelia: Why use justice when we have PMS!!! (im a girl, and i can get ruthless...its true!!..*s*)

Xellos: Sore Wa, Hi....
*the group flashes him an evil look*
Xellos:*smiles nervously, and twiddles his thumbs*...i mean...any questions??

Gourry:Gee lina, you've sure grown!!!..youve got cleavage even!!!
Lina:*ahem*..Einstein...im over here...
Girl-that-looks-almost-but-not-entirely-unlike-lina: PERVERT!!!!!!!...*she smacks him, knocking him out*

Lina:Remember...only YOU can prevent forest fires...

Meow

Bandit : Lina Inverse ?!! The well known beautiful girl, perfect figure, and the softie ?!!

Zelgadiss : So.. that is the *sniff* story of my life..*sob*.. Waaahhh !!!!! Rezo, I miss you !!

Lina : no.. I am much more interested in the fountain of vegetables instead of the fountain of growth...

Zelgadiss : Wow , Gourry san ! you're SOoooooo smart !!

Amelia : This isn't fair ! Why must I be the justice one ?! wait.. NAHGA !!! I'm gonna follow yer steps !!!

Scooter

Gourry: Actually, Lina... you're not that flat at all...

Waitress: So, what'll it be? Black coffee?
Zelgadis: Actually...this time could you get me a double expresso, with extra froth and maybe some of those neat little chocolate shavings on top?

Amelia: Sore wa himitsu desu!

Naga: OH HO HO H... Oh, um, (cough-cough), ahem, uh....... "heh heh".

Xellos: (after running into a wall for the 27th time) OW!!!!! God damn it! That it! I'm keeping my frickin' eyes open from now on!

Clina Inverse

Lina: ...WHY YOU--...no.. send love! Looooove! *gives Gourry a daisy* Peace!

Gourry: 2+2? hmm...4?!

Ameria: Zelgadiss... I think it's time we see other people...

Zelgadiss: No matter what I do.. I just cant get myself to like coffee!! It's so disgusting!

Xelloss: Playing tricks on people is wrong!

Witch

Psychiatrist: Now Zelgadis, the reason you're hear is to realize that trying to take over the world and killing over 18 innocent people is very naughty. Now, shall we start from the beginning?
Zel: Well, when I was 10...

Lina: I am Sailor Lina and in the name of super cute sorcerersses I will puinish you!

Lina: Gourry, could you explain that again?

Zelgadis: I feel pretty, oh so pretty.

Amelia: DIE! HAHAHA!
Gourry: What is Amelia doing?
Lina: Playing Nintendo.

Naga: Alcohol? Yuck!

Amelia: F*** off you f***ing asshole!

Prince Phil: Soon I will rule the world... I mean, make enough food for the poor.

Joy

Xelloss : Ameria , You are right... Life IS Wonderful !!!

Ameria : Bah, humbug

Zelgadiss : Look, Leo, you ARE the DiCaprio, ain't it ? Anyway, don't think that you are the biggest hunk in the whole world just because you're in that sinking ship movie. I am STILL tha hunk, y'know.

Valgarv : Oh, Ricky Martin kun !! I would walk across hot coals for your concert tickets !!

Lina : No, really. I thnk Nahga's outfit is really cool.