Tyree

Amelia: Hey, guys! How's about a night out with li'l ol' me? Only $300.00.

Naga: Tsk-Tsk-Tsk... (She's mute, unable to say more.)

Gourry: Judging from the trigectory of that comet and the rate of speed per distance, I'd say this is as good a time as any to fight said evil enemy of ours.

Filia: Of course, I am much better than that cow Naga.

Filia2: Hello. Mind if I have you for lunch?

Zelgadis: Mustn't run away... (repeating silently)

Xellos: Okay, since you're so "interested." I'll tell you!

Lina: Oooh yess. Touch me here... And there... Oh yes!

Katriana

Lina: Xellos! You just can't keep a secret, can you?

Lina: Gourry, quit bugging me about the #$%@# Sword of Light!
Gourry: Pleeeease take it Lina! I'm tired of carrying this worthless thing around!

Gourry: Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows...

Zelgadis: You all just wish you had my soft skin.

Rezo: Oooo...look at all the pretty colors...

Copy Rezo: What do you mean a copy? /I'm/ the real Rezo!

Amelia: Honestly Miss Lina, everything with you is Ra Tilt this and Ra Tilt that...

Amelia: By the light of the purity I...wait a minute...purity? So much for that then.

Lina: Zel, I know you love being a chimera...but do you have to go streaking every time we reach a new town?

Zelgad3000

Zelgadiss: Amelia( kneels) will you marry me?( gives puppy dog eyes)

Gourry/Lina:(swaying to music and singing) Heeeeyyyy, heeeeeyyyyy baby, I wanna know if you'll be my guy.

Gourry : UUGGGGH Sylphiel, whats in this roast?!
Sylphiel : ( holds up black bottle with a skull on the front) Hehehehe.......sore wa himitsu desu!

Filla : Zelgadis sweetie, c'mere!
Zelgadis : Hubba hubba!

Rezo :( doing push ups with one hand) Oh, I feel like I'm 70 again.
LON : Work it honey, HAHAHAHAHA!

Takako

Zelgadiss : You know guys... I think I'm going to stop adventuring and open up my own cosmetic line

Amelia : Hohohohoho.... Why I am the Great White Serpent!!

Firia : Hey, Lina! Pull my fingers!!
Lina : (pulls fingers)
Firia : (farts)

Zelgadiss : Gourry!! You just gotta give me the Hikari no Ken!!! You just gotta!!! Puhleeezzz!!!

Gourry : Zel... I think you are too late to join my astronomy class. Why don't you join my advanced Maths class?

Valgarv : Honestly.. I don't get it. Why would I be mad at the Mazoku? It's not such a big deal to kill my race.

Naga : Ha..ha..ha... gimme more blood!!

Lina : Amelia!
Amelia : Lina!
* hug * hug * kiss * kiss *

Araok

Zelgadiss : Let's see.. Amelia, done.. Lina, done... Firia, done... Martina, done who's next in my list ? Zelas! Ooo.. I just love a challenge!

Lina : I've decided to become a stripper

Amelia : Daddy?
Prince Phil : Yes, dear?
Amelia : Dragu Slave!!! Muahahahaha!!!

Zelgadiss : Really, Amelia.. I'm your brother!
Amelia : So?
Zelgadiss : Now you have to give me a great big hug and a kiss!
Amelia : No way, pervert boy. You'll do much more than that.

Zelgadiss : You go and find the Clair Bible.. I have to camp out on Madison Square to get the first tickets to the BSB concert.

Valgarv : Hey, Firia! Wanna get horny?

Miss Nightfall the Yami no Miko

Gourry : Me look up a skirt? Never! That's so hentai!

Amelia : Prepare for trouble...
Zelgadis : Make it double...

Valgarv : Nice ass, Xelloss!

Xelloss : Garv, you look charming this evening. Care to take a nice romantic walk with me?

Valgarv : Bust out the karaoke machine, I feel like singin'!!

Zelgadis : *dressed willingly in drag* Does this purse match my shoes?

Lina : You know what? I've decided to give up bandit killing and become a housewife!

Amelia : Who cares if you're my long-lost brother, Zel! Didn't you ever read any V.C. Andrews?

Filia : Stop squirming Xelloss, I thought you'd be into this S&M thing. What did you think the mace was for?

Queen Megumi

Amelia : "Evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

Xelloss : "Hello, and welcome to the Metallium Information Hotline. If you know the name of the person you would like to know a secret about, press 1 now. If you would like to hear information on the Mazoku's next plan for world domination, press 2 now. If you would have any additional information you would like to know, please, stay on the line."

Bumper Sticker On Back Of Amelia's Car: "Don't like my justice? Call 1800-Eat Sh*t."

LoN : "I love you Buka-S! I'll never hurt you again!"

Zel : *singing about Amelia* "Rag doll, living in a movie... Hot tramp, daddy's little cutie.....So fine, never see you leaving by the back door....man!"

Zel : "THE HILLS ARE ALIIIIVE...WITH THE SOUND OF MUUSIIIC...."

Zel : *singing to Rezo* "Thank you very much...thank you very much...that's the nicest thing that anyone's ever done for me....."

Zel : *To Amelia* "There is something you should know about me: I am your father's brother's cousin's niece's nephew's former roommate."

Shielfiell : "Giga Slaaaaave!"

Lina : "I'm full."

BKoe

Xelloss : "Gourry?"
Gourry : (turns to Xelloss) "Yes, dear?"
Xelloss : "I've been meaning to tell you..."
Gourry : (concerned look) "What is it?!"
Xelloss : "I'm pregnant with your father's son!" (dum dum duuuuummmm *dramatic reverb* reminds me of a soap)
Gourry : (blank look) "...O.O...wouldn't that be me?" (another dum dum duuuummm)

Lina : "My god! My breasts grew on their own!"

Valgarv : "Zelgadis! Stop admiring yourself in the mirror like that! And in the girls locker room, for pete's sake!"
Zelgadis : (sticks a hip out for pose in mirror. smiles at his reflection. ^^") "But aren't I so sexy in this body? I swear I could never thank Rezo enough!"

Hitomo

Zelgadiss : Hey!! Where's the buffet?!! I'm, so goddamn f****** hungry!!

Amelia : Justice is nothing but bullshit

Gourry & Zelgadiss : Lina!! Kill that bug !! Kill it!!
Lina : Splat! (crushes the bug)
Gourry & Zelgadiss : Ewww....

Xelloss : Firia, baby.. cm'here and give me a night I won't forget

Hikari O

Zelgadiss : At last.. we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.... Oopss.. wrong show

Xelloss : Oooohhh... Queen Amidala's outfit are the way to go!! Gotta have em' all!!

Valgarv : Hey, Amelia! Think I'm scared of you! Well, I'm not!! Ya lousy piece of-
Amelia : Valgarv what are you doing talking to the mirror!! Come here and polish my shoes!!
Valgarv : Yes, ma'am.. your highness, sir.. right away!!

Gourry : Aww.. come on Zel!
Lina : Yeah, Zel.. you can do it!!
Amelia : Zel ! Zel !
Zelgadis : Oh.. all right.. (stuffs celery sticks in his nose)
All : Yay !!!

Gourry : Oh.. alright!! I'll tell you this much about the Hikari no Ken. I stole it from Luke Skywalker....(jeng.. jeng.. jeng)

AkashaElfy A.K.A Zel's Stalker

Today on the Jerry Springer show: THAT SKANK STOLE MY MAN!
Jerry: Meet Lina, She clims that her very best friend stole her boyfriend!
Crowd: *Gasp.* JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!!!
Lina: *White trailor trash accent.* That's right Jerry! I want ya' ta' bring that %!$#@ skanky @$$ hoe out here!
Jerry: Alright, let's bring her out, please meet Amelia!
Crowd: BOOOOOO!!!
Amelia: *Flashes crowd* SHUDDUP! YOU DON'T KNOW NUTTIN!
Crowd: YOOHOO, JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!
Lina: YOU @#$%! *Jump's on Amelia pounding on her.*
Amelia: GOURRY'S MINE! YOU STOLE ZEL FROM ME! *Kick, punch.*
Jerry: Let's meet Gourry and Zel!
Zel: *Walk's out in drag making out with Gourry as they make their way on stage leaving Amelia and Lina stunned.*
Jerry: O.O...
Zel: *Gay voice.* That's right...I've been sleeping with Gourry!
Amelia: Oh yeah! Well I've been cheating on Gourry, with....*Point's into first row.* STEVE, THE BODY GUARD!
Steve: *Jump's up and hug's Amelia as she rub's his bald head.*
Jerry: And now for my final though...OH FORGET IT! *jump's up and makes out with Gourry and Zel.*
Gourry: OH JERRY!
All: O.O....
Next time on Jerry Springer: It's not a secret anymore!
Xellos: *wag's a finger.* I'm a woman!
Fyria: Wel....duh.

Carrot Glace

Lina : Gensuke I love you! Let's get Married NOW!

Ameria : Gensuke I HATE YOU TO HELL! After all I've done for you, you repay me by brushing me off like dust! BURN IN HELL!

Gensuke : OK!, ok...Lina, Sorry no...Ameria...PLEASE TAKE ME BACK! I'll be a good little boy! Please?!?

(Note to everyone: Gensuke is a character from my Fanfic. He is desperately in love with Lina, who hates him, and he hates Ameria, who loves him more than Zelgadis!)

Kelly(Sailor (V)oon)

Gourry:My Lina,what big breasts you have.

Lina:Naga,if you ain't got it,don't flaunt it.

Zelgaddis:Lina my love,where for art thou?(kuno like)

Gourry:I shall smite the cretinous Amelia!

Amelia:WHAHHHHHH!!!! I dont wanna fight!!!!!!!

Amelia:Wow,Lina is bigger than my sister!

Lina:Pokeball go!!!! Thundersock Pikachu! ect,ect.....

Xellos:Oh,no,nevermind,that ISNT a secret.

Lina:Hey luva boy,wanna peice 'o' this?
Gourry:I thought you'd never ask!

Lina:Gee Lina,im really sorry about bothering you on your journey so much,how can you ever forgive me? After all the curses and evertyhing,im soooo sorry!

Zelgaddis:So*valley girl giggle*,who wants some of my delicious pie!?!

Phil:Amelia,how could you betray me and fight on the side of justice?!

Amelia:You know,I finally realize how annoying I am,could one of you please end this? For your sake and mine?

Martina:Oooohhhhhh! Shabrinigdo! Your sooooooooooo cute!

Zelgaddis:I pity tha fuu!

Amelia:Gotta catch 'em all!

Lina:Ai to segi no,sailor fuku bishoujo senshi! Sailor Lina! Tsukini kawatte,oshiokiyo!

Amelia:(same as before)Ai to segi no,sailor fuku bishoujo senshi! Sailor Lina! Tsukini kawatte,oshiokiyo!

Rezo:Sorry about the whole Chimera thing Zel,I was just upset.
Zelgaddis:Oh dont worry about it,im much happier this way anyway.

Gourry:Kamehameha!

PA system:Welcome to Gourrys School of Magic!

Fox type show with amazing videos stuff:So Lina,how DID you become the fattest person alive?
Lina:With a lot of hard work! And I couldnt've done it without my husband Gourry. Thanx hon.
Gourry:*rolls over to her,and with a husky type voice*No problem honey,I just wish I came in at second place. But you beat me by a clean thousand!

Amelia:Screw justice,I want to take my place at the throne!

Rezo:But I want a donut!!!!!!

Zelgaddis:Ranma! Prepare to die! Bakusai Tenken!

Lina:Omph,umph...
Zell:ooooh almost got it.......
Amelia:.......ohhh so close
Gourry:Ooohh...uhhh.......
Xellos:Cant reach:
Martina:.....how exilerating.......Twister is so fun when you have a group to play!

Sailor Moon:And in the place of the Moon I will punish you!
Amelia:Ummm....Sailor Moon? Can I join you?
Sailor Moon:Shure kid,just get a Sailor costume,a planet or moon,and a line! Then your in!
Amelia:Yeah!

Ashram462

Valgarv : Hey, Phibrizo! Thank you so much for killing Gaav! He was such a pain in the ass!

Filia : I love all Mazoku! Screw the dragons!

Lina : Ohohohohoh! (Naga laugh)

Lina : Valgarv, we don't care!
Val : But I'm going to bring Darkstar into this world! He'll destroy it!
Zel : WE DON'T CARE!!!!!
Filia : Why don't you go bug the Mazoku? I'm sure they'll care.
Amelia : Yeah! They'll care that you're trying to destroy the world!
Lina (under breath): Stupid tree hugging Mazoku!

Miss Xelloss

Gourry : Damn this Hikari no Ken ! *throws the sword away*

Filia : Gasp ! Xelloss !! You are cheating on me again!!! How could you ?!!! (soap music comes in)

Xelloss : Filia-chan !!!!!

Amelia : Waarrggh !! Go away, Zel ! Just go away !!! Hentai!! Eiichi!! Pervert!!!

Zelgadiss : *Sob* Titanic is soo sad... I... I... *bawls*

Lina : Wow.... Shabaringdo is hunkier in close range.... ~sigh~, ~drools~

Marchina : I'm soo nervous... what if Zangulus kicks me out from the house looking like this?
Xelloss : Oh, don't worry , honey.. you look just fine... How do I look, hon? Ravishing....
Gourry : Lina, I think you should let me borrow your wonderbra.. I look terrible like this..
Lina : Gourry.. why didn't you ask earlier and choose from my various collection of size 33DD? Anyway.. you look just fine..
Zelgadiss : Are you sure this blue goes with my eyes?
Amelia : We are going to all this trouble to please Zelas.. sigh..[Gee... Lina looks so cute.....]