1.	Reasons not to join the Empire
2.	Reasons not to be a smuggler
3.	Reasons Star Wars is better than Star Trek
4.	Reasons Star Wars is better that real life
5.	Ways you know you're a Star Wars freak
6.	Reasons Luke considers suicide
7.	Star Wars-ish things to say when your parents make a surprise visit to your house/dorm
8.	Reasons the Rebels were destined to win
9.	Signs it's time to leave the Empire
10.	Signs it's time to leave the Rebellion
11.	Rejected Star Wars Micro Machines
12.	Rejected titles for Episode 1
13.	Things Vader would do if he were a Trekkie
14.	Reasons Anikin Skywalker went to the Dark Side
15.	Ways all movies would be better if paterened after Star Wars
16.	Crappy Imperial jobs
17.	Crappy Rebel jobs
18.	Signs that President Clinton is a big Star Wars Fan
19.	Hobbies of Darth Vader
20.	Sexual innuendos from A New Hope
21.	Sexual innuendos from The Empire Strikes Back
22.	Sexual innuendos from The Return of the Jedi

 

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