Evolutionary Classifieds
For Sale:
One box
of junk.
Contains evidence that once proved
evolution as fact.
It used to be priceless.
Now it's worthless.
50¢ . . . OBO.
Exhibit:
Ultrasound picture of a human
fetus with fish gills and a monkey tail.
Open to the public.
Admission cheap.
Because it's not real.
50¢ a ticket (or a can of
any food product will get you in too).
For Sale:
A one-gallon jug of sea
water.
Onced used for a blood transfusion.
It didn't work.
And it really stung like the
dickens!
50¢ . . . OBO.
Still Wanted:
Just one transitional
fossil.
Will pay any price.
Contact a museum of natural science
near you.
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