Table of Contents

 

Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist)

 

Where Are They Now?

 

Darwin's Creek

 

Amazing Transitional Animals

 

Ask Miko

 

The Book of Chances

 

Opposable Thumbs

 

Survey SAYS...

 

Your Evological Horrorscope

 

Advertising Supplement

 

Call for Entries

 

The Evolutionary Classifieds

 

Letters to the Editor

 

The Real Story

 

Past Issues

 

Contact the fools - How you ca contact the us

Evolutionary Classifieds

 

 

For Sale:

One box of junk.

Contains evidence that once proved evolution as fact.

It used to be priceless.

Now it's worthless.

50¢ . . . OBO.


Exhibit:

Ultrasound picture of a human fetus with fish gills and a monkey tail.

Open to the public.

Admission cheap.

Because it's not real.

50¢ a ticket (or a can of any food product will get you in too).


For Sale:

A one-gallon jug of sea water.

Onced used for a blood transfusion.

It didn't work.

And it really stung like the dickens!

50¢ . . . OBO.


Still Wanted:

Just one transitional fossil.

Will pay any price.

Contact a museum of natural science near you.