Call for Entries


Table of Contents Frank B. Finite (a "true" atheist) Where Are They Now? Darwin's Creek Amazing Transitional Animals Ask Miko The Book of Chances Opposable Thumbs Survey SAYS... Your Evological Horrorscope Advertising Supplement Call for Entries The Evolutionary Classifieds Letters to the Editor The Real Story Past Issues Contact the fools - How you ca contact the us	CALL FOR ENTRIES We're looking for visual proof of evolution in action. Do you have a pet or know of an animal who does things that are freakishly human in nature? Do you have it captured as a Polaroid moment? Like this . . . or this . . . or this . . . If so, shoot 'em over to me, the Editor in Chief, via e-mail. Also include your first name, animal's name if applicable, your location and a brief synopsis of just what the heck is going on. Legal Mumbo-Jumbo I, the Editor in Chief, reserve the sole right of picking and choosing which pics make it and which one's don't. I will not reply via e-mail to those who send in pics. But if you wish, you can sign up to be on the mailing list to be notified when future issues are published. I reserve the right to resize, crop, digitally edit, and place the Blind Fools logo on each picture submitted and posted on future issues of Blind Fools. And please, if you want to get a snicker out of sending me an offensive one, obviously it will not be posted. And if it's extremely offensive, you will be reported to your ISP. Also I will burn it, which considering it's only a digital file would be hard to do. But I'm sure I can find a way to do it. And transversely, don't send in any pics of humans doing stuff that is freakishly animal in nature. That only points to what we all know what humans are capable of. Would this be comsidered "devolution"? If a picture is sent in from one of those "free pic" web sites that have certain stipulations for posting, it's going to have to be darned funny (unlike the horse drinking beer that everyone's seen a million times) for me to use without being able to selfishly plug my own web site! Also send the web address from which the pic came. If it's a digitally created moment that you dreamed up, it will also have to be funnier than a bucket of fire ants. "Real life" moments usually elicite the best responses. So please bear this in mind before putting too much of your valuable time and energy into something that may not be published. And yes, you can make up a story to go along with it. Any offensive stories submitted will result in the forfeiting of your entry and also your membership here at the Blind Fools Country Club. Only still shots will be accepted (video clips take up way too much space). These entries are for entertainment purposes only. There is no contest. You don't win anything, except having you and/or your pet immortalized on the Blind Fools web site for millions, nay, billions to see. Well, if not seen by billions, then at least seen by CIA, FBI and Boy Scout operatives using their top secret internet snooping devices. The Fine Print We here at Blind Fools do NOT believe in evolution (macro and/or theistic), nor that you can see it in action (i.e., punctuated equilibrium). We just thought this would be a fun way to encourage audience participation whilst plugging our site. So lighten up. Have some fun in life. Laugh a little. Send in an entry!

Contact the fools - How you ca contact the us

CALL FOR ENTRIES

We're looking for visual proof of evolution in action.

Do you have a pet or know of an animal who does things
that are freakishly human in nature?

Do you have it captured as a Polaroid moment?

Like this . . .

or this . . .

If so, shoot 'em over to me, the Editor in Chief, via e-mail.

Also include your first name, animal's name if applicable, your location
and a brief synopsis of just what the heck is going on.

Legal Mumbo-Jumbo

I, the Editor in Chief, reserve the sole right of picking and choosing which pics make it and which one's don't. I will not reply via e-mail to those who send in pics. But if you wish, you can sign up to be on the mailing list to be notified when future issues are published.

I reserve the right to resize, crop, digitally edit, and place the Blind Fools logo on each picture submitted and posted on future issues of Blind Fools.

And please, if you want to get a snicker out of sending me an offensive one, obviously it will not be posted. And if it's extremely offensive, you will be reported to your ISP.

Also I will burn it, which considering it's only a digital file would be hard to do. But I'm sure I can find a way to do it.

And transversely, don't send in any pics of humans doing stuff that is freakishly animal in nature. That only points to what we all know what humans are capable of. Would this be comsidered "devolution"?

If a picture is sent in from one of those "free pic" web sites that have certain stipulations for posting, it's going to have to be darned funny (unlike the horse drinking beer that everyone's seen a million times) for me to use without being able to selfishly plug my own web site! Also send the web address from which the pic came.

If it's a digitally created moment that you dreamed up, it will also have to be funnier than a bucket of fire ants. "Real life" moments usually elicite the best responses. So please bear this in mind before putting too much of your valuable time and energy into something that may not be published.

And yes, you can make up a story to go along with it. Any offensive stories submitted will result in the forfeiting of your entry and also your membership here at the Blind Fools Country Club.

Only still shots will be accepted (video clips take up way too much space).

These entries are for entertainment purposes only. There is no contest. You don't win anything, except having you and/or your pet immortalized on the Blind Fools web site for millions, nay, billions to see.

Well, if not seen by billions, then at least seen by CIA, FBI and Boy Scout operatives using their top secret internet snooping devices.

The Fine Print

We here at Blind Fools do NOT believe in evolution (macro and/or theistic), nor that you can see it in action (i.e., punctuated equilibrium). We just thought this would be a fun way to encourage audience participation whilst plugging our site. So lighten up. Have some fun in life. Laugh a little. Send in an entry!

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