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Evological Horrorscope
Evological Horrorscope
The Evological Horrorscope is a special way to tell you about yourself and what you can expect in life.
Evology (not to be confused with astrology) readings are conducted in the following way:
Swami Aintchomommy (pictured above) throws down some bones of a transitional fossil. And just by reading the pattern in which they land, he can tell all this unbelievable stuff about you.
So far, Master Swami hasn't found any transitional fossils to throw down, so he has had to resort to plan "B". This method includes trekking out to the closest quarry (or recently erupted thought-to-be-dormant volcano) and reading the exposed rock strata.
Theses amazing geological strata never lie! They can even tell the true age of your mother-in-law. So with that being said, let's look at this month's reading...
You don't get a reading this month and we don't want to hear a bunch of whining!
Swami Aintchomommy went along with Miko on his family reunion vacation as his spiritual advisor and personal psychic friend.
Miko asked him at the last minute and Swami didn't see it coming and was caught off guard. So he forgot to conduct this month's evological horrorscope.
After Frank jimmied the lock on the Swami's door, we went in to see if this month's reading had been left in there, but it wasn't meant to be.
But we did find a mysterious secret device which could predict the future and guide the uncertain. The Genesis Seminar voted and decided that it is ancient alien technology.
Made in China.
Anyway, it is called the Magic Eight Ball. Just ask a question, click the text, "Shake me up, baby!", and watch your answer magically appear.
Click here to be taken on a magic carpet ride to the land of the Magic Eight Ball.