- Two words: Prom Night
- All they have to pay for their meal is a roll of pennies (Wrad Man44)
- A table of two asks if the refills are free,
then proceeds to order 1 drink with 2 straws. (N. S.)
- Your customers have an English accent. (Gary M.)
- Well-done steak, Thousand Island dressing, sweet tea, all at the same table. (Pamela)
- Your customer's suit smells of mothballs. (Andrew)
- When a guest asks, "Do ya have any specials?" (Laura)
- Your customers spend all their time talking about latest
million dollar deal. (Ian)
- The customer says, "Ya got any Pabst Blue Ribbon in a can?" (Hollie)
- Your table spends more time praying before the meal than it actually takes them to eat the meal. (Tony C.)
- When you pass your table and someone asks, "What's 10% of $144.00?"
and the person next to them then answers, "I think its, like, $9.00
or something..." (R. S.)
- A party of 18 asks for separate checks
- Every time you approach the table with a particular
request, they have five more to keep you running.
After all, they are your ONLY table.
- You have a table with two 15
year old couples, and they giggle when they order
the chicken breast. And they belch after they drink
their Shirley Temple (the fourth one in 10 minutes)
because they think they are just plain cool!
- When someone comments that the steak knife looks like OJ used it. Then they steal it.
- Dyed blue hair, polyester, and smiles with lots of teeth.
- Buy One, Get One FREE.
- When they ask for French Fries with their Steak Dianne. (Matt M.)
- When they eat the garnish, and it's a silk flower. (Matt M.)
- When they claim a four star restaurant is not quite as good as the Sizzler. (Matt M.)
- When they ask where the pisser is. (Matt M.)
- When you give your customer a finger bowl with their
frog legs and they call you back five minutes later
and say, waiter your lemon soup is very weak can I get
another one. (Andrew)
- When your table spends about twenty five minutes figuring out who owes what on the check. and they also said "Oh My God!" after one look at it. (Jenn)
- The guest wants to know if that is all they get for $7.25. (Jill)
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