Signs Of A Bad Tip - Page Five
 

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  • When the customer shakes you hand. (Natdog)
  • When a party asks to sit separately because there is gratuity added to checks of eight or more. (Kristen)
  • When the guest says "I'm a good friend of the owner". (BadMoFo)
  • When they ask if you have pitchers of pop. (Stephanie)
  • When they ask if you have any malt liquor on tap. (S.D.)
  • You know you are getting a bad tip when the guests are wondering where the numbers are on the menu so they can order. Or even better, "Where are the pictures?" (Rhonda)
  • You know you are going to get a bad tip (or rather no tip at all) when the guest clips his fingernails at the table when they finish their meal. (Rhonda)
  • When a party of four looks at their check and says "you tip is already added to the total right?" (Erick D.)
  • When you greet a customer with "Hello, how are you tonight" and they answer "tea and water" (Erick D.)
  • When a party of three comes in and two order water and one orders coke, but that he's a fast drinker so you'd better bring him two extra glasses filled with coke. (kafen)
  • The couple at your table is more concerned with the fight they're having than the service they're getting. (Sarah)
  • Four words: High School Sports Teams (Daenna M.)
  • "What do you mean, 'There is no free bread?'"

  • Two Words: EARLY BIRDS (Jen)
  • When they try to place their order with the busboy. (BarKeep)
  • When the party conversation centers around any of the following: bridge, football, taxidermy, Jesus, or homework. (BarKeep)
  • When they ask, "What do you think I'd like?", and you've never seen them before. (BarKeep)
  • When you open their wine tableside and they comment, "Look at that neat little tool he's using." (BarKeep)
 

 
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