- When the complimentary chips and hot sauce are the appetizer, and the
guacamole is the main dish. (Mike)
- When an elderly couple walks in and asks if there is a Senior Citizens
Discount. (Allison)
- When the customers fight over the check, waving their "CORPORATE" credit
cards in the air saying...."No, really, it's on me." (Mariann)
- The Phrase; "You Where The Best Waiter We Ever Had!" (Rusty)
- You Wait On A Couple, One Of Them Flirts With You And The Other Pays! (K.C.M.)
- They ask if refills are free. (Jason A.)
- They say "I accidentally got two forks in my napkin" (Jason A.)
- They expect their food in 5 minutes like that other resturant with the
golden arches. (Jason A.)
- They order cokes before you can even say hello and end the conversation with
"now" (Jason A.)
- They ask for directions to the Elks Lodge. (Jason A.)
- They ask what a ceaser salad is. Then when their salad arrives they ask
"what the hell is that" (Jason A.)
- You see them looking at that stupid tip card with the break down of how to
leave 15-20% (Caitlin H.)
- They tell you they're good tippers (Caitlin H.)
- When the guest asks if she can tell you a way to make your life
wonderful through prayer. (Kristin M.)
- When there is a full moon! (Pam L.)
- The customer takes out a tip card before they take out their credit card!
(Pam L.--She Shoots! She Scores!)
- When the customer doesn't order anything to drink except water and also asks
for a plate of lemon wedges and more sugar packets to make their own lemonade at
the table for free. (Sue)
- The Lech spends more time staring at your breasts than he does eating. (Carlye)
- After you bring out the Veal Marsalis, they ask where their glass of
Marsalis wine is. (Shandy C.)
- They ask for the black forest fillet sans the bernaise and cherries, then
want a side of ketchup. (Shandy C.)
- You bring out the dessert tray, and they ask if it's included in the price
of the meal. (Shandy C.)
- It's seafood buffet night, and they have their own crab crackers and bibs.
(Way To Go Shandy C.)
- The customer calls you to the table and shows you a hair on their plate that
doesn't match any of the staffs. (M.T.)
- When the customers grab your arm and ask you why you're working on Sunday.
Then proceed to tell you need to be saved because without that you might as well
be a whore on the street. (Amy G.)
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