- When the bill is 39.91, they give you 40$ and ask for change. (Amanda)
- Before you can even take a drink order, they ask if they can get that
wonderful appetizer also known as free bread. (Brian G.)
- You know it isn't a good thing when the guest insists on getting their own
drink refills and practically cleans their table for you after they're finished
eating. (Anon.)
- You know its going to be a bad tip, when a customer orders a Caesar Salad,
and then ask, "what dressings do you offer with that?" ! (Daniel)
- When you see a lady open her purse to dump in the crackers left in the
cracker basket. (Heather)
- Cheerleader uniforms. (Joe)
- A customer asks for salad dressing for their garnish.
- As soon as you arrive at the table: guest asks, "Can we get some bread?"
(Mike)
- When a customer orders a glass of merlot wine and pronounces it "Mer-lot",
as in car lot! (Big John)
- You over hear the old woman say, "I don't want to give her all my new
quarters." (Stacey A.)
- When they each have a briefcase and ask for a quiet booth where they won't
be bothered for a couple of hours. (Sunflower)
- When they say," I don't want butter with my bread. Can I have chicken
instead?" (Sunflower)
- When the adults order drinks for themselves and water for their children and
you explain that beverages are included with the children's meals so they change
their mind and order soda pop for their kids. (Sunflower)
- When, upon being presented with the guest check, they ask you what the
tax is for. (Sunflower)
- When they ask if they can bring some of those free peanuts from the bar into
the dining room. (Sunflower)
- When they ask you how much the free refills are. (Sunflower)
- When your customer tells you to be sure and put a lot of "goodies" in his
soup, because he's a good tipper. (Joy)
- The customers demand that the food server give them an entree recommendation
and they subsequently end up hating that item. (Al M.)
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