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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
According to a new survey, women
say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front
of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful.
There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They
say they cause severe swelling. So, what's the problem?
See, the problem is that God gives
men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
We are here on earth to do good
for others. What the others are here for, I don't know.
When I was a little boy, I wanted
to be a baseball player, and join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both.
Women are like elephants to me. I
like to look at them but I wouldn't want to own one.
- W.C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
I've never understood why women
love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you
call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then
want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a
man, they love in a cat."
Everything is funny as long as
it's happening to someone else.
In Eden who sleeps happiest? The
serpent.
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