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If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this
jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.
- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
Sex is like
eating...Sometimes you have fast food, and sometimes you eat a gourmet meal.
I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died
when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter.
My dad always used to tell me that if they
challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait--you can kick their ass
right now.
Of course I believe in safe sex - I've got a
handrail around the bed.
We are not without accomplishment. We have managed
to distribute poverty equally.
- Nguyen Co Thatch, Vietnamese
I bet the human brain is a kludge.
- Marvin Minsky foreign minister
To do each day two things one dislikes is a
precept I have followed scrupulously: every day I have got up and have gone to bed.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a
man I keep his house.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of
sweet beer.
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