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The code of the schoolyard, Marge!
The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those
different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same
way you do.
When we drink, we get
drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we
commit no sin, we go to heaven - Sooooo, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven.
Software is like sex. It's better
when it's free
- Linus Torvalds. Head of Linux
I wrote a song, but I can't read
music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and
I say, 'I think I might have written that.'
When I read about the evils of
drinking, I gave up reading.
All right, brain, I don't like you
and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Girls shouldn't play with men's
balls. Their hands are too small.
- Senator Wally Horn of Iowa talking
about girls sports in school--and specifically, what size basketball they should use
I've learned not to put things in
my mouth that are bad for me.
- Monica Lewinsky on CNN's
"Larry King Live", discussing her miraculous Jenny Craig weight-loss
A psychiatrist is a person who
will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.
If you pick up a starving dog and
make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog
and a man.
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