CQ002

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I must be the luckiest man in the world. Not only am I bisexual, I am also Welsh.

• John Osborne

I've taken up smoking. My doctor says I'm not getting enough  tar in my diet.

• Steve Martin
  

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

• Lily Tomlin

As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the  Internet

• AL Gore to Katie Couric 3/99At 06:53 PM

Who will protect the public when the police violate the law?

• Ramsey Clark

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

• Stephen Wright
  
  

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side .

• Stuart Turner

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?

• Homer Simpson

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

• Roseanne Barr

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

• Zsa Zsa Gabor

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