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Men have a better time than women; for one
thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy.
Worst Month of the Year: February. February
has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for
three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
Recently I performed at an animal rights
barbecue.
He was a wise man who invented beer.
I think the mistake a lot of us make is
thinking the state-appointed psychiatrist is our "friend."
The pleasure is momentary, the position
ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Always remember that I have taken more out
of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Politicians are the same all over. They
promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
Faith can move mountains, but not
furniture.
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