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What a waste it is to lose one's
mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
Give me a woman who loves beer and
I will conquer the world.
A hard man is good to find.
Shopping is better than sex. If
you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really
like.
The code of the schoolyard, Marge!
The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those
different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same
way you do.
The problem with the world is that
everyone's is a few drinks behind.
They say such nice things about people at
their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few
days.
To attract men I wear a perfume called,
'New Car Interior.'
Without question, the greatest invention in
the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
What do people mean when they say the
computer went down on them?
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