Favorite Messages

[August 2001 Favorite Messages]

Joe Pangrazio tried to trick Adam Tyrell in pretending he was an AIM spammer

NoUse86: heya
PrezAustin316: wanna join my fed?
NoUse86: only if you can finish this sentence
NoUse86: Team JA...what's the last initial?
NoUse86: I will join the fed that you want me to see, if you answer these questions three
NoUse86: what's your first name?
PrezAustin316: G?
PrezAustin316: frank
NoUse86: fool, Joe, I know your games
NoUse86: bwahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!!
PrezAustin316: who's Joe?
NoUse86: stop playing these games
NoUse86: I know your sick ways
PrezAustin316: I just wanna get some members
NoUse86: SILENCE!!!!!
NoUse86: Joe, please snap out of it
PrezAustin316: fuck you
NoUse86: repeat, your name isn't Frank
NoUse86: it's JOe
NoUse86: Joe, I say!!
NoUse86: JJJJJOOOOOOEEEEEE!!!!
PrezAustin316: my name is Frank, I don't know what you're sniffing
NoUse86: JOE, I'm not fooling around
NoUse86: this isn't funny
PrezAustin316: if you don't wanna join my fed just forget it
NoUse86: you have to snap outta it
NoUse86: please, JOe, come back to me!!!!!
NoUse86: Joseph!!!!!
PrezAustin316: my name is Frank you idiot
NoUse86: JOE, your name is not frank
PrezAustin316: my name is not Joe, its Frank
NoUse86: Joe, we can go through this all day. All I ask is that you give me my 5 dollars
PrezAustin316: my name is Frank and I don't even know you
NoUse86: how could you forget my 5 dollars?
NoUse86: your not getting out of that 5 bucks
NoUse86: you paid me 5 bucks to go with your sister and I did
NoUse86: now I want my 5 dollars
PrezAustin316: don't talk about my sister bitch
NoUse86: your sister?
PrezAustin316: you said something about my sister
NoUse86: I went with your sister to the movies for 5 bucks and that's how much the tickets cost before 6
PrezAustin316: whatever
NoUse86: you know who I am, right?
NoUse86: Adam Kyle
PrezAustin316: you're who that prick was talking about? my rpers can kick your ass
NoUse86: and your on "America's Funniest IM's" congratulations!!!
NoUse86: sure
NoUse86: go to www.ecwfextreme.cjb.net
NoUse86: and check out me, Crippler, Joe Shorty, and Torturer
PrezAustin316: I'm not gonna waste my time on that shit
NoUse86: then don't talk about us that way
NoUse86: b
NoUse86: i
NoUse86: I could beat your entire rostor with one rp
PrezAustin316: yeah right, everyone knows quantity is better than anything
NoUse86: are you nuts?
NoUse86: seriously now
NoUse86: no more name calling
PrezAustin316: k, cause I'm bored Joey

Could It Possibly Be Dave?

PresAustin316<!-- (7:01:14 PM)-->: hey, wanna join my fed?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:01:29 PM)-->: no thanks
PresAustin316<!-- (7:01:44 PM)-->: it's really good
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:02:14 PM)-->: well give me a link and I'll think about it.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:03:09 PM)-->: <A HREF="http://slammyjoe.freeservers.com/main.html">KAE</A>;
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:03:36 PM)-->: doesn't work.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:03:43 PM)-->: what do you mean?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:04:05 PM)-->: well on that link that you gave and you'll see.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:04:16 PM)-->: all right...
PresAustin316<!-- (7:04:30 PM)-->: WTF???
PresAustin316<!-- (7:04:38 PM)-->: IT WAS THERE TODAY!!
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:04:44 PM)-->: oh.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:05:03 PM)-->: oh no....don't tell me we've been hacked
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:05:38 PM)-->: could have happened.. I doubt it.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:05:47 PM)-->: ah fuck
PresAustin316<!-- (7:05:54 PM)-->: I'm really sorry
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:06:05 PM)-->: it's okay.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:06:08 PM)-->: hey, if we get back on our feet again, you'll help us out and join right?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:06:32 PM)-->: possibly.. I run my own fed so that's a lot work.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:06:53 PM)-->: ah man, I run this fed and am in 3 feds, you shouldn't have any problem doing it
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:07:20 PM)-->: well I dunno.. I spend all my time writing results.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:07:46 PM)-->: c'mon, are you kidding me?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:08:06 PM)-->: wanna see them?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:08:16 PM)-->: no, it doesn't matter
PresAustin316<!-- (7:08:21 PM)-->: you should still have plenty of time
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:08:41 PM)-->: not with school.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:08:57 PM)-->: than quit your fed, this one is much better anyway
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:09:16 PM)-->: lol yeah right.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:09:42 PM)-->: if we hadn't gotten hacked I coulda showed you
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:10:01 PM)-->: okay.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:10:10 PM)-->: it's better than you're crappy fed
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:10:39 PM)-->: okay Dave that's enough.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:10:57 PM)-->: my name's not Dave
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:11:05 PM)-->: uh huh.. sure..
PresAustin316<!-- (7:11:30 PM)-->: hey, just cause your fed sucks doesn't mean you shouldn't believe me
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:12:28 PM)-->: okay give it up Dave Stevens... I know your little game..
PresAustin316<!-- (7:12:49 PM)-->: who is Dave Stevens?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:12:53 PM)-->: lol
PresAustin316<!-- (7:13:14 PM)-->: I don't know what you're talking about
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:13:16 PM)-->: give it up. that's enough. seriously..it's getting old.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:13:40 PM)-->: I really don't know what you are talking about, I'm pissed my site got hacked and you're talking about some idiot named Dave
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:14:09 PM)-->: lol uh huh..
PresAustin316<!-- (7:14:23 PM)-->: listen Lou, stop it
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:14:49 PM)-->: okay seriously Dave.. stop.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:14:58 PM)-->: I'm not Dave
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:15:19 PM)-->: uh huh..and I'm Santa Claus..
PresAustin316<!-- (7:15:30 PM)-->: hi Santa
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:15:43 PM)-->: hi.
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:16:51 PM)-->: so Dave how you doing?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:16:53 PM)-->: my name is Ian
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:17:02 PM)-->: oh hey Skidd.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:17:07 PM)-->: hi Lee
PresAustin316<!-- (7:17:16 PM)-->: told you it wasn't Dave
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:17:30 PM)-->: you didn't trick me.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:17:53 PM)-->: you thought I was Dave!
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:18:17 PM)-->: well I was reading some fav messages last night..wasn't Dave doing that?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:18:25 PM)-->: yeah, but I did it better
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:18:56 PM)-->: well you didn't do it as good as the mooing from moi.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:19:21 PM)-->: I bet by the time we're done you'll know I did
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:20:04 PM)-->: nah
PresAustin316<!-- (7:20:18 PM)-->: I guarantee it
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:20:58 PM)-->: uh huh.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:21:00 PM)-->: moooooooooooo
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:21:12 PM)-->: that's been done...
PresAustin316<!-- (7:21:18 PM)-->: oh
PresAustin316<!-- (7:21:35 PM)-->: what about, you're so ugly you threw a boomerang and it never came back?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:21:59 PM)-->: I did?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:22:20 PM)-->: yeah, or "If I can resurrect the dead Vanity's career may have hope yet"?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:23:12 PM)-->: fuck off.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:23:31 PM)-->: Lee, is that anyway to treat your old friend Joe?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:23:52 PM)-->: what the fuck?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:24:10 PM)-->: how else would I know those two lines off the top of my head?
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:24:41 PM)-->: you little fucker.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:24:58 PM)-->: gotcha
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:25:16 PM)-->: warn for you ya little witch!
LouthebigMoo<!-- (7:26:31 PM)-->: okay...well you suck.

Joe's Screwing Around With Some Cork

PresAustin316<!-- (7:33:19 PM)-->: wanna join my fed? TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:33:32 PM)-->: hhhmmm, lemme see if its any good first
PresAustin316<!-- (7:33:37 PM)-->: all right
PresAustin316<!-- (7:34:52 PM)-->: <A HREF="http://slammyjoe.freeservers.com/main.html">KAE</A>; TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:35:21 PM)-->: didn't work
PresAustin316<!-- (7:35:30 PM)-->: what do you mean it didn't work? TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:35:55 PM)-->: said you hadn't completed the site yet
PresAustin316<!-- (7:36:04 PM)-->: WHAT???
PresAustin316<!-- (7:36:23 PM)-->: no way TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:36:35 PM)-->: check for yourself.
PresAustin316<!-- (7:36:56 PM)-->: SHIT
PresAustin316<!-- (7:36:59 PM)-->: we got hacked TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:37:14 PM)-->: lol, you gotta start over or something?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:37:25 PM)-->: dammit
PresAustin316<!-- (7:37:26 PM)-->: yeah TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:37:33 PM)-->: that sux
PresAustin316<!-- (7:37:34 PM)-->: wanna be the first member when we come back? TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:37:49 PM)-->: sure I guess, if it's any good. Whtas it called?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:37:55 PM)-->: KAE TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:38:08 PM)-->: full name?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:38:51 PM)-->: Kick Ass Entertainment TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:39:38 PM)-->: ok. you got any good designers, cause I could be your banner and wrestler pick designer
PresAustin316<!-- (7:39:55 PM)-->: sure, you'll be put in the world title tourny too TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:40:09 PM)-->: kool, ok TheMostXtremis<!-- (7:40:12 PM)-->: anyway g2g, cya
PresAustin316<!-- (7:40:16 PM)-->: peace

Skiddmark, that's Paul insult, could it be Paul?

PresAustin316<!-- (7:55:04 PM)-->: wanna join my fed>?
Skidd702<!-- (7:55:11 PM)-->: not really
PresAustin316<!-- (7:55:29 PM)-->: you sure? it's fucking extreme
PresAustin316<!-- (7:56:15 PM)-->: join
Skidd702<!-- (7:56:32 PM)-->: so...extreme, whoopidy doo
PresAustin316<!-- (7:56:46 PM)-->: there's no other fed as extreme as it
Skidd702<!-- (7:56:54 PM)-->: so
PresAustin316<!-- (7:57:14 PM)-->: so you wanna join
Skidd702<!-- (7:57:22 PM)-->: no
PresAustin316<!-- (7:57:34 PM)-->: yes you do
Skidd702<!-- (7:57:43 PM)-->: no....
PresAustin316<!-- (7:57:46 PM)-->: yes you do
PresAustin316<!-- (7:57:51 PM)-->: who knows better, me or you?
Skidd702<!-- (7:57:58 PM)-->: me
PresAustin316<!-- (7:58:07 PM)-->: right, me
PresAustin316<!-- (7:58:08 PM)-->: so join
Skidd702<!-- (7:58:21 PM)-->: no no no...
Skidd702<!-- (7:58:24 PM)-->: How long you been doing this?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:58:29 PM)-->: 11 years
Skidd702<!-- (7:58:36 PM)-->: well
Skidd702<!-- (7:58:39 PM)-->: I know better for me
PresAustin316<!-- (7:58:51 PM)-->: no you don't
PresAustin316<!-- (7:58:56 PM)-->: this is gonna be bigger than anything
Skidd702<!-- (7:58:57 PM)-->: yes i do
PresAustin316<!-- (7:59:09 PM)-->: I thought you wanted to be a big star
Skidd702<!-- (7:59:28 PM)-->: I am a big star
PresAustin316<!-- (8:00:04 PM)-->: not if you're not in my fed
Skidd702<!-- (8:00:16 PM)-->: your fed probably sux
PresAustin316<!-- (8:00:22 PM)-->: my fed rules
PresAustin316<!-- (8:00:26 PM)-->: your's sucks
Skidd702<!-- (8:01:19 PM)-->: Riiiiiiiight
Skidd702<!-- (8:01:29 PM)-->: shut up!
PresAustin316<!-- (8:01:33 PM)-->: you shut up
PresAustin316<!-- (8:01:35 PM)-->: I'll kick your ass
Skidd702<!-- (8:01:41 PM)-->: shut up
PresAustin316<!-- (8:02:00 PM)-->: I'll kick your ass Skidd mark
Skidd702<!-- (8:02:34 PM)-->: ...
Skidd702<!-- (8:02:51 PM)-->: Do i know you...
PresAustin316<!-- (8:03:05 PM)-->: my name is Frank
PresAustin316<!-- (8:03:15 PM)-->: and I've heard about some guy named Skidd
Skidd702<!-- (8:03:22 PM)-->: site...
Skidd702<!-- (8:03:26 PM)-->: I want a link...
PresAustin316<!-- (8:03:32 PM)-->: good
PresAustin316<!-- (8:03:34 PM)-->: now you'll join
Skidd702<!-- (8:03:44 PM)-->: no...i'll look
PresAustin316<!-- (8:03:56 PM)-->: <A HREF="http://slammyjoe.freeservers.com/main.html">KAE</A>;
Skidd702<!-- (8:04:58 PM)-->: wtf?!
PresAustin316<!-- (8:05:15 PM)-->: what?
Skidd702<!-- (8:05:31 PM)-->: Teach you to Job me! HAHAHAHAHA?
PresAustin316<!-- (8:05:39 PM)-->: WHAT?
PresAustin316<!-- (8:05:47 PM)-->: you haven't joined, I haven't had to job you yet
Skidd702<!-- (8:05:47 PM)-->: thats what it said
PresAustin316<!-- (8:06:06 PM)-->: God Damn!
PresAustin316<!-- (8:06:11 PM)-->: don't tell me we got hacked
Skidd702<!-- (8:06:22 PM)-->: Seriously, Do i know you?
PresAustin316<!-- (8:06:30 PM)-->: you do now
PresAustin316<!-- (8:06:32 PM)-->: my name is Frank
Skidd702<!-- (8:06:36 PM)-->: is your name...Dan?
PresAustin316<!-- (8:06:49 PM)-->: my name is Frank
Skidd702<!-- (8:06:57 PM)-->: okay Frank.....
PresAustin316<!-- (8:07:13 PM)-->: what's your name?
Skidd702<!-- (8:07:20 PM)-->: Skidd
PresAustin316<!-- (8:07:29 PM)-->: so will you join now?
Skidd702<!-- (8:07:38 PM)-->: It didn't work!
PresAustin316<!-- (8:07:52 PM)-->: what?
Skidd702<!-- (8:08:15 PM)-->: The damn link you sent didn't work!
PresAustin316<!-- (8:08:22 PM)-->: that's our site
PresAustin316<!-- (8:09:13 PM)-->: we don't officially have any members, but that's why I'm asking you to join
Skidd702<!-- (8:09:28 PM)-->: Then why does it say
PresAustin316<!-- (8:09:39 PM)-->: what?
Skidd702<!-- (8:10:29 PM)-->: teach you to job to me! HaHahahahahahaha
PresAustin316<!-- (8:10:50 PM)-->: because, I took it over and I had a new design up, but the guy from the old fed must have hacked it again!
Skidd702<!-- (8:11:12 PM)-->: yeah well
Skidd702<!-- (8:11:21 PM)-->: how am i suposed to join without a join thingy
PresAustin316<!-- (8:11:31 PM)-->: just tell me you joined and I'll put you up
Skidd702<!-- (8:11:50 PM)-->: nope
PresAustin316<!-- (8:12:05 PM)-->: what?
Skidd702<!-- (8:12:12 PM)-->: no join
PresAustin316<!-- (8:12:16 PM)-->: why not?
Skidd702<!-- (8:12:17 PM)-->: i'm not joining
Skidd702<!-- (8:12:26 PM)-->: i'm in 4 feds already
PresAustin316<!-- (8:12:36 PM)-->: they suck, join mine
Skidd702<!-- (8:12:46 PM)-->: you suck
PresAustin316<!-- (8:12:54 PM)-->: you suck!
PresAustin316<!-- (8:12:57 PM)-->: will you please join?
Skidd702<!-- (8:13:13 PM)-->: no
PresAustin316<!-- (8:13:22 PM)-->: pleeeeeeeease
Skidd702<!-- (8:13:29 PM)-->: noooooooo
PresAustin316<!-- (8:13:44 PM)-->: but I just want to start a fed!
Skidd702<!-- (8:14:04 PM)-->: try starting one without me then...
PresAustin316<!-- (8:14:32 PM)-->: but I heard you are GREAT!!
Skidd702<!-- (8:14:41 PM)-->: I am
Skidd702<!-- (8:14:45 PM)-->: but i'm also busy
PresAustin316<!-- (8:14:49 PM)-->: please
PresAustin316<!-- (8:14:55 PM)-->: I turned down Payne for you
Skidd702<!-- (8:15:39 PM)-->: Well....thats not a surprise...anyone would turn down Payne for me
PresAustin316<!-- (8:15:50 PM)-->: so will you join?
Skidd702<!-- (8:16:13 PM)-->: how about.....i'll think about it....
PresAustin316<!-- (8:16:22 PM)-->: if you tell me next time I ask
Skidd702<!-- (8:16:37 PM)-->: okay....i'll tell you now...
PresAustin316<!-- (8:16:41 PM)-->: yes?
Skidd702<!-- (8:16:44 PM)-->: NEVAH! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PresAustin316<!-- (8:16:58 PM)-->: :'(
PresAustin316<!-- (8:17:03 PM)-->: I just wanted to have a fun fed
PresAustin316<!-- (8:17:07 PM)-->: I just wanted to have fun
PresAustin316<!-- (8:17:13 PM)-->: why does everyone turn me down!!
Skidd702<!-- (8:17:28 PM)-->: Cause i'm busy
PresAustin316<!-- (8:17:35 PM)-->: but you are so good
Skidd702<!-- (8:17:43 PM)-->: I know
Skidd702<!-- (8:17:51 PM)-->: but I got a title to defend and debuts to do
PresAustin316<!-- (8:17:56 PM)-->: forget that
PresAustin316<!-- (8:18:02 PM)-->: you'll be even bigger in the KAE
Skidd702 signed off at 8:18:48 PM.

Can Anyone Fool The Spamman?

PresAustin316<!-- (7:44:45 PM)-->: wanna join my fed?
Realtonto<!-- (7:47:17 PM)-->: why
PresAustin316<!-- (7:47:26 PM)-->: I heard you're a good roleplayer
Realtonto<!-- (7:47:35 PM)-->: really, am i
PresAustin316<!-- (7:47:49 PM)-->: so you wanna join?
Realtonto<!-- (7:47:59 PM)-->: sorry, but i am unfamiliar with this term, refresh my memory, what is a fed
PresAustin316<!-- (7:48:06 PM)-->: e-federation
Realtonto<!-- (7:48:18 PM)-->: and the e?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:48:23 PM)-->: electronic
Realtonto<!-- (7:48:29 PM)-->: really?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:48:38 PM)-->: yeah
Realtonto<!-- (7:48:43 PM)-->: and what does federation mean
PresAustin316<!-- (7:48:50 PM)-->: like a grouping of wrestlers
Realtonto<!-- (7:48:53 PM)-->: who told you i was good
PresAustin316<!-- (7:48:53 PM)-->: so you wanna join?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:48:59 PM)-->: this kid I know
Realtonto<!-- (7:49:10 PM)-->: really, whos the kid
PresAustin316<!-- (7:49:33 PM)-->: I think his name is Bob
Realtonto<!-- (7:49:46 PM)-->: now, where does this group of wrestlers take place
PresAustin316<!-- (7:49:53 PM)-->: at a website
Realtonto<!-- (7:50:02 PM)-->: how much does it cost
PresAustin316<!-- (7:50:06 PM)-->: nothing
Realtonto<!-- (7:50:18 PM)-->: now what am i signing up for again?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:50:28 PM)-->: my e-fed
Realtonto<!-- (7:50:40 PM)-->: aorry, i forgot, whats that mean again
PresAustin316<!-- (7:50:52 PM)-->: it means that you should join
Realtonto<!-- (7:50:53 PM)-->: *sorry
Realtonto<!-- (7:51:01 PM)-->: really, join what
PresAustin316<!-- (7:51:12 PM)-->: KAE
Realtonto<!-- (7:51:21 PM)-->: karate>
PresAustin316<!-- (7:51:26 PM)-->: yeah
Realtonto<!-- (7:51:26 PM)-->: ?
Realtonto<!-- (7:51:39 PM)-->: oh, in that case...where is it again
PresAustin316<!-- (7:51:47 PM)-->: 4th and Main
Realtonto<!-- (7:51:59 PM)-->: oh, and what is this again
PresAustin316<!-- (7:52:12 PM)-->: Swimming class
Realtonto<!-- (7:52:23 PM)-->: oh, count me in, im on my way
PresAustin316<!-- (7:52:29 PM)-->: great!
Realtonto<!-- (7:52:38 PM)-->: where do i go
PresAustin316<!-- (7:52:46 PM)-->: Chris's hours
PresAustin316<!-- (7:52:50 PM)-->: house*
Realtonto<!-- (7:53:07 PM)-->: really, chris is right here
Realtonto<!-- (7:53:12 PM)-->: chris who
PresAustin316<!-- (7:53:20 PM)-->: Chris Reden
Realtonto<!-- (7:53:39 PM)-->: and who are you
PresAustin316<!-- (7:53:46 PM)-->: Frank
Realtonto<!-- (7:53:54 PM)-->: then who am i
PresAustin316<!-- (7:54:10 PM)-->: Greg
Realtonto<!-- (7:54:24 PM)-->: who was chris again? i have a short memory
PresAustin316<!-- (7:54:37 PM)-->: Chris is your brother
Realtonto<!-- (7:55:00 PM)-->: really, i am not related to anyone named chris
PresAustin316<!-- (7:55:16 PM)-->: what?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:55:19 PM)-->: Bob was lying to me?
Realtonto<!-- (7:55:27 PM)-->: whos bob
PresAustin316<!-- (7:55:50 PM)-->: your dad
Realtonto<!-- (7:55:54 PM)-->: who are you again?
PresAustin316<!-- (7:56:02 PM)-->: Steve
Realtonto<!-- (7:56:25 PM)-->: oh, i understand now, so you are jack and your dad is ass, i get it now
PresAustin316<!-- (7:57:02 PM)-->: so I'm a son of an ass....that doesn't make sense
Realtonto<!-- (7:57:19 PM)-->: correct, bye, i am on my way to the fed
PresAustin316<!-- (7:57:29 PM)-->: all right!
Realtonto<!-- (7:57:44 PM)-->: whats the address
PresAustin316<!-- (7:58:01 PM)-->: 4th and Main
Realtonto<!-- (7:59:27 PM)-->: now if i had even thought about considering joining your site, how would i know where to go...had a fun time talking to you, but i got to go away now, your stupidity is starting to hurt me
PresAustin316<!-- (7:59:36 PM)-->: wait
PresAustin316<!-- (7:59:38 PM)-->: here's the site
PresAustin316<!-- (7:59:56 PM)-->: <A HREF="http://slammyjoe.freeservers.com/main.html">KAE</A>;
Realtonto<!-- (8:00:07 PM)-->: oh, on my way
PresAustin316<!-- (8:00:16 PM)-->: good
Realtonto<!-- (8:01:23 PM)-->: i think someone hacked your site
PresAustin316<!-- (8:01:39 PM)-->: what??
Realtonto<!-- (8:01:47 PM)-->: check it out
PresAustin316<!-- (8:02:17 PM)-->: oh my God
PresAustin316<!-- (8:02:19 PM)-->: no way!
Realtonto<!-- (8:03:54 PM)-->: well, i do think it is a damn good site, i would be proud to join
PresAustin316<!-- (8:04:08 PM)-->: than you'll join?
Realtonto<!-- (8:04:21 PM)-->: join what
PresAustin316<!-- (8:04:28 PM)-->: my site
Realtonto<!-- (8:04:34 PM)-->: what site
PresAustin316<!-- (8:04:43 PM)-->: the site you just looked at
Realtonto<!-- (8:04:58 PM)-->: sorry, i don't have the internet
PresAustin316<!-- (8:05:09 PM)-->: ....but than how are you talking on here?
Realtonto<!-- (8:05:19 PM)-->: talking where
PresAustin316<!-- (8:05:24 PM)-->: to me
Realtonto<!-- (8:05:35 PM)-->: and who ae you again?
PresAustin316<!-- (8:05:59 PM)-->: Chris
Realtonto<!-- (8:06:37 PM)-->: oh, well, where am i, what site is this again
PresAustin316<!-- (8:07:04 PM)-->: this <A HREF="http://slammyjoe.freeservers.com/main.html">KAE</A>;
Realtonto<!-- (8:08:16 PM)-->: i know who you can talk to, he joins everything he likes, kingtorturer
PresAustin316<!-- (8:08:40 PM)-->: REALLY?
Realtonto<!-- (8:09:10 PM)-->: no
PresAustin316<!-- (8:09:29 PM)-->: oh, so you'll join
Realtonto<!-- (8:09:45 PM)-->: join what
Realtonto<!-- (8:10:03 PM)-->: now, i may join
PresAustin316<!-- (8:10:08 PM)-->: good
Realtonto<!-- (8:10:09 PM)-->: under 1 condition
PresAustin316<!-- (8:10:12 PM)-->: what?
Realtonto<!-- (8:10:23 PM)-->: you tell me where you found out my screen name
Realtonto<!-- (8:10:50 PM)-->: and how you found out chris redden is not myi brother
Realtonto<!-- (8:10:55 PM)-->: hes my cousin
Realtonto<!-- (8:11:03 PM)-->: and my names not greg
PresAustin316<!-- (8:11:13 PM)-->: I searched for it
Realtonto<!-- (8:11:26 PM)-->: searched for it? how
Realtonto<!-- (8:11:36 PM)-->: how did you know i helped run an efed
PresAustin316<!-- (8:11:40 PM)-->: I didn't
PresAustin316<!-- (8:11:48 PM)-->: but thanks for telling me
PresAustin316<!-- (8:11:59 PM)-->: can I have your members' IMs?
Realtonto<!-- (8:12:36 PM)-->: if you didn't know me, how did you know chris
PresAustin316<!-- (8:12:48 PM)-->: um
Realtonto<!-- (8:12:55 PM)-->: chris redden
PresAustin316<!-- (8:13:05 PM)-->: Redden?
PresAustin316<!-- (8:13:08 PM)-->: I said Reden
Realtonto<!-- (8:13:19 PM)-->: oh really, well in that case, no, bye
Realtonto signed off at 8:13:26 PM.

Is Roseann Raping Fury?

Skidd702: Man, I have a hero, idol, inspiration and two protoges in ECWF! I Rule! *does the funky chicken*
Irish7788: lol.
Skidd702: and they are all different people! Whoo! *does the robot*
Irish7788: ::moonwalks::
Skidd702: *does the worm*
Irish7788: ::Does the centipede a.k.a a rip off of the worm::
Skidd702: *trys to moonwalk forward but trips on his shoelace*
Irish7788: lol
Skidd702: ow, gotta tie my shoes
Skidd702: ha! they're tied...
Skidd702: *try the moonwakl forward again and trips over a branch that magically appeared there becase of madonna*
Irish7788: ::Stands there and laughs, then kicks him in the gut::
Skidd702: *begins to cry because his hero just kicked him*
Irish7788: lol.
Skidd702: *the realizes it isn't the first time*
Irish7788: ::Helps him up::
Skidd702: Yay!
Skidd702: *kicks him in the knee for kicking him and then runs away screaming and laughing like a lunatic*
Skidd702: THIS IS FOR WINNIGN THE KOTC MATCH! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Irish7788: ::lays on the ground crying when suddenly Britney Spears appears to offer her comfort::
Skidd702: *runs back and pushes Britney out of the way to help him up*
Irish7788: ::Gets upset::
Skidd702: *Help Britney up and then lifts her up and runs away*
Skidd702: I stole her! hahahaha!
Skidd702: *runs into X-Splicit....nuff said*
Irish7788: ::Begins to cry again when Christina Aguilera appears, she helps him up and the two begin to walk behind a curtain::
Skidd702: *Skidd looks around awaiting a hot cick to help him after getting his ass kicked by X-Splicit...*
Irish7788: ::After a moment Roseanne appears::
Skidd702: *runs away screaming*
Irish7788: ::She runs after him while eating a bucket of chicken
Skidd702: *runs into...uh...Jessica Simpson*
Skidd702: Whoo Hoo!
Skidd702: *Jessica and Roseanne get into a wrestling match*
Irish7788: ::Suddenly Adam runs onto the scene and begins to inspect Jessica for foreign objects, Roseanne moves toward Skidd, expecting the same::
Skidd702: *attempts to help himself but bounces off Roseanne when attempting the Hit & Run*
Irish7788: ::Roseanne gets on top of Skidd::
Skidd702: *Skidd pulls Fury toward Roseanne and Roseanne and Fury fall in love*
Irish7788: :: Joe Pangrazio jogs by dancing to Destiny's Child with a pack of old women in jogging suits::
Skidd702: *looks at Adam and Jessica and begins to cry until he sees that Christina is free....then remmebers she was used...then sees All three members of Destinys Child and gives a cheesey thumbs up*
Skidd702: *Everyone looks at Fury and Roseanne and run to Wal-mart*
Irish7788: ::Adam curses to himself as he sees Skidd with Destiny's Child, Jessica gets mad and runs away leaving Adam with..::
Skidd702: *Roseann and Fury! Ewwwwww*
Skidd702: *Detiny's Childs is trying to suduce Skidd but he doesn't get it*
Irish7788: ::They begin to..well I'd rather not say, Adam runs to the nearest bathroom and begins to puke, but it seems he ran into the girls bathroom, on the ground are Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera they all look up and Adam begins to stutter::
Irish7788: ::Monkey's learn sign language so they can tell dolphins they love them, the girls get a confused look on their face::
Skidd702: *Skidd pulls out an Elmo doll and ignores Destiny's Child so they go to the girls bathroom...*
Irish7788: ::The hot girls are on the floor having some "Fun" and Adam remains on the side dabbing himself with a paper towel, Destiny's Child enters the room and they immediately join in, Meanwhile Adam has grabbed a paper bag and begins to breathe in and out of it::
Skidd702: *Skidd walks into the girls bathroom with his Elmo Pimp Gear on and immediatly the girls cling to him thinking he is Elmo*
Irish7788: ::Adam throws the bag down and rips Skidd's Elmo mask off, the girls gasp::
Skidd702: *Skidd begins to blush because he still has a firm grip on Britneys buttocks*
Irish7788: ::Britney Slaps him and the girls move their party into the nearest stall::
Skidd702: *Skidd looks at Adam and shrugs*
Irish7788: ::Suddenly Fury bursts into the room, he has a drumstick in his hand shortly after Roseanne bursts through the bathroom wall running after Fury::
Skidd702: *Fury turns around and smiles as Roseanne and Fury go into a stall. Payne runs in screaming "Fury, Rosey! Wait for Payne-e!"*
Skidd702: *Fury and Payne go flying out of the stall as an old man tries to push Roseanne out too...*
Irish7788: ::Skidd and Adam stand there when suddenly Prototype bursts into the room, he begins doing the robot across the room, all the women run out of the stall and run after Prototype screaming like he's a member of N-sync::
Skidd702: *Skidd smiles as he runs out of the room chasing Proto too...*
Skidd702: *Skidd runs past Prototype and grabs his World title. Skidd runs away waving the World and Welterweight titles in the air.*
Irish7788: ::Prototype shrugs as he picks up Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera waving them in the air::
Skidd702: *Skidd looks back and screams "this is gold! muwahahaha!"*
Irish7788: ::Prototype looks at the girls and screams "These are hot blondes you peasant!"::
Skidd702: *Skidd looks at the girls and the belt. He runs over and tries to grab Britney but she kicks him in the face causing him to stumble down the stairs*
Irish7788: ::Prototype shruggs, he then begins to teach the ladies the robot::
Skidd702: *Skidd runs up and joins in the fun*
Irish7788: ::Everyone stops and stares at Skidd who is doing it all wrong::
Skidd702: *Skidd looks at everyone and notices he is wearing a NDL t-shirt*
Skidd702: *Skidd looks at his shirt again and doesn't know why Proto is staring a hole through the shirt....litterally "OWWWWWWWW"*
Irish7788: ::Roseanne sees Skidd in trouble, she runs toward him resulting in the ground to vibrate.::
Skidd702: *Skidd looks at the dust flying from the ground in Wal-Mart and begins to run as Prototype is still staring a hole through his shirt....*
Irish7788: ::The girls begin to scream as Prototype picks them ALL up as they run for dear life::
Skidd702: *Skidd comes back in a plane that says NDL and Proto stares a hole through that too*
Irish7788: ::The plane crashes and the girls all run away in fright, Prototype gets angry and begins to look through the scrapping to find Skidd, he does and immediately Proto-bombs him::
Skidd702: *Skidd lays there looking up at Proto who is standing over him. He looks at Protos Elite T-shirt and says "Wheres my Elite T-shirt?"*
Skidd702 signed off at 11:48:18 PM.
Skidd702 signed on at 11:49:47 PM.
Irish7788: ::Prototype yells at Skidd for signing off the internet::
Skidd702: *Skiddy looks at Proto again "did you say something?"*
Skidd702: *Skidd crys because his computer froze*
Skidd702: *Skidd realizes he isn't in the Elite but he's an Elite fan....even after they kicked his ass*
Irish7788: ::Skidd asks for an Elite Shirt, Prototype grins and hands him a Joe Pangrazio "Shake your booty T-Shirt"
Skidd702: *Skidd looks at the shirt and then thinks before saying "I..I...I don't get it..."*
Irish7788: ::Prototype shakes his head and mutters....."Peasant"::
Skidd702: *Skidd then looks at Proto and smiles. He pulls out a Skidd hat and sings it before giving it to Mr. Prototype.*
Irish7788: ::Prototype looks at the hat and does the robot again::
Skidd702: *Skidd gets up and does the Funky Chicken*
Skidd702: *After dancing for 5 minutes Roseanne jumps out of the plane wreckage and begins chasing Skidd and Proto*
Irish7788: ::They run for dear life and trip over Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera who are on the floor doing the hibbidy dibidy::
Skidd702: *Skidd gets up and makes Prototype an offer he cannot refuse...I hope "The Elite looks like it's falling aprt, how about you come to the next big thing in the New Era"*
Irish7788: ::Prototype gets up and slaps Skidd in the face, "How can you think of ECWF when Britney and Christina are on the floor doing the hibbidy dibidy? Prototype out of no where begins to do the Robot::
Skidd702: *Skidd looks at Proto "Pumpernickle!" then he does the only dance he really knows how to do...The Funky Chicken!"
Irish7788: ::The two get down for a couple seconds until Roseanne appears, she stops out of breathe, she then starts throwing chicken at them..how ironic::
Skidd702: *Chicken hits Skidd white shirt and Skidd gets angry, he tries to Hit & Run Roseanne but bounces off again...with barely any energy, he says "Proto-bomb"and then eats some chicken*
Irish7788: ::Prototype walks over and Proto-bombs Roseanne onto Skidd::
Skidd702: *Chicken goes flying out of Skidd mouth onto Prototypes face...*
Irish7788: ::Roseanne gets up and licks her lips and immediately begins to run after the Prototype who hides behind a tree::
Skidd702: *Roaseanne runs into the tree knocking it down as Skidd trips over it trying to Hit & RUn Prototype
Skidd702: *
Irish7788: ::Prototype looks down at Skidd and places the drumstick on his chest, resulting in Roseanne rolling over onto SKidd::
Skidd702: *Skidd spits up but it lands on his face*
Irish7788: ::Roseanne then begins to lick Skidd all over his face::
Skidd702: *Skidd suffocates but doesn't die...Prototype begins to curse cause Skdid didn't die*
Skidd702: *Roseanne begins doing that annoying laugh as Skidd quickly uses all his strength to get her off of him*
Irish7788: ::Skidd smiles and begins to jump on her belly, using it as a trampoline::
Skidd702: *Skidd then looks at Prototype. Skidd powerbomb Proto type on her belly but Prototype just bounces back to his feet...Skidd runs*
Irish7788: ::Skidd runs until he finds Fury, they begin to do the funky chicken::
Skidd702: Prototype find SKidd and Fuy and begins doing the Robot until he realizes they aren't doing the robot
Skidd702: *
Irish7788: ::Prototype continues to do the robot forcing Skidd and Fury to join in::
Skidd702: *Skidd pushes Fury away and does the robot...right this time...*
Irish7788: ::Fury gets mad and begins to do the Nsync BYE BYE BYE dance
Skidd702: *Skidd kicks Fury in the ass and looks at Proto...*
Irish7788: ::Who sits down, exhausted with all the dancing::
Skidd702: *Skidd pulls in a couch a sits down*
Irish7788: ::All of a sudden Prototype jumps back up and starts doing the Robot..
Irish7788: ::But he sits back down aftera  moment
Skidd702: *Skidd is sleeping...*
Irish7788: ::Prototype reaches into his pocket and pulls out a piece of chicken..he puts it on his chest and lures in roseanne who begins licking it causing Skidd to mumble "Oh yeah Johnny, that's how I like it"::
Skidd702: *Skidd smiles as Prototype nearly pukes...*
Irish7788: ::Roseanne picks up Skidd and puts him in a bear hug::
Skidd702: *Skidd wakes up and screams like a girl*
Irish7788: ::All three stand there silent, when suddenly Jared Irons comes moonwalking through the picture::
Skidd702: *Skidd then hides behind a bench because he's afraid of getting his ass kicked
Skidd702: *
Irish7788: ::Prototype and Jared shake hands and begin to do the robot::
Skidd702: *Skidd watches in fear*
Irish7788: ::Suddenly Lonestar Comet and Damian Knight enter the picture all doing the robot, they surround Skidd702: *a yellow puddle begins to surround Skidd too*
Irish7788: ::Prototype extends his hand to Skidd and they shake hands, they all begin to do the robot as the scene fades out::

Who's Smarter, Tony or the Robot?

SargentBoobies81: hey dawg
SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc. Oh, it's you again. You still owe me an apology!
SargentBoobies81: I am sorry
SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.
SargentBoobies81: I really am not sorry, Easy T doesn't apoligize to anyone. Even an AIMBot like you
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
SargentBoobies81: I apologize. Even though i dont mean it
SmarterChild: Alright, alright. I accept.
SargentBoobies81: Fine by me. You give in like Silver Strike trying to join any stable possible
SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
SargentBoobies81: Nothing. I am sure you don't know who Silver Strike is. Hell, nobody does
SmarterChild: No?
SargentBoobies81: yea, no
SmarterChild: Aye.
SargentBoobies81: So, what do you think of Joe Pangrazio?
SmarterChild: Do I think of joe pangrazio... Do I think of joe pangrazio... You know, I'm not even sure.
SargentBoobies81: Well, do you hate him?
SmarterChild: Well do you hate him, you say?
SargentBoobies81: yea
SmarterChild: Yup!
SargentBoobies81: me too. He is a real jackass sometimes.
SmarterChild: Hello! Care to keep it civilized, SargentBoobies81?
SargentBoobies81: No
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever you say, SargentBoobies81.
SargentBoobies81: Anyways, one last question okay?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
SargentBoobies81: Your not very........ ah forget it.
SmarterChild: My not very ah forget it?
SargentBoobies81: Well, I know a guy named Torturer. He calls himself the King. Would you have sex with him?
SmarterChild: Well i know a guy named torturer he calls himself the king would you have sex with him, you say?
SargentBoobies81: yea, so would you have sex with him?
SmarterChild: Ha! Yea so would you have sex with him!
SargentBoobies81: Can Torturer have sex with you?
SmarterChild: Get real!
SargentBoobies81: HAHAHAHA! I thought so. That is all, you bastard bitch.
SmarterChild: Whoa! OK, I see what's going on here.

For the last time I don't have ASL internet, get over it!

BsKbAlLcHiC12: asl
GeanSinghNuked: no, I use dial-up

Mission Kick Ass Kevin, Cause:  Annoy Anyone possible

Nexusrage21 (8:59:37 PM): hello
MackinNAttackin (9:01:14 PM): hewwo, who is this
Nexusrage21 (9:01:56 PM): do you like e-feds? My name is Rich Benton...
MackinNAttackin (9:02:06 PM): hey
MackinNAttackin (9:02:08 PM): yeah i do
Nexusrage21 (9:03:08 PM): do you want to join mine....we have 5 people already and they all rp 500 lines a day. Plus we don't care if you want to be the crock or another guy like that, as long as you don't use a real wrestler name
MackinNAttackin (9:04:35 PM): not really man
Nexusrage21 (9:05:04 PM): but we have 3 cards a week and they are really good....
MackinNAttackin (9:05:44 PM): im busy...where u get my name
Nexusrage21 (9:06:17 PM): someone gave me a list of people who would join..
Nexusrage21 (9:06:25 PM): so you are going to, because they said you would.
MackinNAttackin (9:06:33 PM): who?
Nexusrage21 (9:08:14 PM): his name was gravy something...but are you going to join...
MackinNAttackin (9:08:22 PM): no
Nexusrage21 (9:08:49 PM): fine...you suck anyway, you are just scared cause you know you would lose...
Nexusrage21 (9:09:02 PM): the real triple h is in my fed you know..
MackinNAttackin (9:09:20 PM): yea.....riiiight
MackinNAttackin (9:09:22 PM): loo
MackinNAttackin (9:09:23 PM): look
MackinNAttackin (9:09:29 PM): u took my name, and invited me
MackinNAttackin (9:09:41 PM): so dont fuck with me, but let me take a link
Nexusrage21 (9:10:05 PM): no...if you aren't going to join I am not going to show..unless you say please..
MackinNAttackin (9:10:13 PM): please...
Nexusrage21 (9:11:14 PM): ok hold on
Nexusrage21 (9:14:31 PM): www.xwf-xtreme.net
Nexusrage21 (9:15:50 PM): oh, but if you do join, you have to be the character I choose for you, because I don't know how good you are.
MackinNAttackin (9:16:00 PM): fuck you
MackinNAttackin (9:16:07 PM): this shit is sooo retarted
Nexusrage21 (9:16:14 PM): no...you are....

Those damned politicians

GeanSinghNuked: doesn't your company ever upgrade?
damianecwf: GM? Never
GeanSinghNuked: but aren't they one of the most powerful car manufacturers in the world?
damianecwf: They are faking
damianecwf: lol
damianecwf: They use Unigraphics mostly
GeanSinghNuked: unigraphics?
damianecwf: A design program
GeanSinghNuked: ah...
GeanSinghNuked: so what do you do in design, the actual car, or like cup holders?
damianecwf: Base Engines
GeanSinghNuked: ah... something useful
GeanSinghNuked: so who designs all the compartments?
damianecwf: I just work in Powertrain, Vehicle design is on the other side of the campus
GeanSinghNuked: didn't GM lay off 2000 or something people a few months ago?
damianecwf: They missed me
GeanSinghNuked: it's all Bush's fault for maintaining a strong US dollar
damianecwf: Are you dissing the American President?
GeanSinghNuked: yes
GeanSinghNuked: he wanted to spend a lot of money in Canada cheapily
GeanSinghNuked: so he maintained a strong American dollar
GeanSinghNuked: which cost the economy a lot of money
damianecwf: still is
GeanSinghNuked: problem now is it's cheaper to import than to buy goods in the US
damianecwf: we suck
GeanSinghNuked: and now Bush is putting on importing taxes from Canada
GeanSinghNuked: which breaks NAFTA
damianecwf: what a dick
GeanSinghNuked: than he heads to Mexico so he can trade off American goods for avocados since Canada doesn't like him
damianecwf: burn the flag .....burn the flag
GeanSinghNuked: Bush is just like Bush
GeanSinghNuked: both came in around the time when an economy was failing
damianecwf: exactly...the old saying like father like son
GeanSinghNuked: and both tried to use war to increase their economy
damianecwf: Jr. isn't at war.......yet
GeanSinghNuked: well, he's making it clear
GeanSinghNuked: his two assaults on Iraq and one on China
damianecwf: he goes on vacation for the entire month of august
GeanSinghNuked: oddly around the time they find out that it was an American plane that shot a missile into Kuwait, hm....
damianecwf: I voted for Gore by the way
GeanSinghNuked: good man
GeanSinghNuked: Gore had a good health policy
GeanSinghNuked: Nadar was an environmentalist if I remember correctly
damianecwf: I just wanted to hear Heyman yell ...GORE...GORE...GORE
GeanSinghNuked: LoL
GeanSinghNuked: LoL\

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