As many of you may or may not know, I go to school. I'm sure some of you may have gone to it and if you haven't then I suggest you stop reading right now because: A) you're too young to be polluting your mind with this filth or B) you haven't got a job so you're using a library computer to read this. Let someone else use the computer, man. I'm sure someone has to do research or look at exotic Japanese pornography. Anyway, at this school thing I'm forced to write stuff so I can get a bunch of letters that will make a number that will determine my fate. Sometimes, though, I stop caring about those letters and I write whatever the hell I damn well please. Here are some school assignments that were actually turned in for credit. Title Description Grade Shortest Stories In AP English we had to write a little story about 3 or 4 sentences long. I did more than I had to and wrote utter crap. 5/5 The New Frosty For AP English we had to give Frosty a new image. Given such vague instructions, I had too much fun with this extra credit assignment. 5/5 Creative Writing Final Product This is what I turned in as my final for Creative Writing. Not my best work, but not my worst, either. A+ Core Democratic Values In Government I'm given lame work like this. And damn it, my teacher didn't read a word of it. "Yep, it's done." is all I heard from her. Crap. A Legalize Marijuana Marijuana is a drug that makes people laugh at things that would normally not be funny, such as surgery. Here's an essay I wrote for Government. A+ PETA Sucks PETA is an organization that wants everyone to love animals instead of serve them with a side of fries. This was yet another Government essay. A+ Domestic Violence I volunteered to write a journal for a class I don't even have all because I'm a good friend. That and I love me some domestic violence. A+ Love is Blind, Deaf, and Retarded Here's a fiction story I wrote for my college creative writing class. Inspired by a real event, too. A+