Written by: Chuck Ranberg and Anne Flett-Giordano

Directed by: James Burrows

Guest Callers: None this episode.

Skyline: Party balloons float up from behind the skyscrapers.

Plot: Bulldog has won a Seabee and to celebrate everyone is at Frasier's. They start talking about lies and Frasier drunkenly reveals he lied in school. He and Niles let the sprinklers off and blamed someone else, John Rajeski. John got expelled after Martin went to see the principal and told them his sons didn't do it. Martin is horrified and angry at his sons and goes to bed, leaving Frasier and Niles feeling slightly embarrassed!!!

Frasier now feels guilty and decides to find John and confess. It turns out John is in prison, so Frasier visits him in the pretence of doing research. He learns John is still a bully and chickens out of telling the truth. Frasier does learn that John and his wife Susan are having problems, so Frasier decides to help out to make himself feel better.

He goes to visit Susan, but she seems more interested in him than in her husband. Then John comes home - he's been released. Will he catch Frasier with his wife and assume something's going on?

Subtitles: Dead Man Talking; A Jar of Liniment; Some Chunky Monkey & Thou.