STUFF WHAT HAPPENED THIS WEEK
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I finally bow to public pressure and take a shower this week. It was most unenjoyable and I shan't be doing it again.
Abercrombie & Fitch's summer wardrobe fails to win over consumers.
A waitress, probably named Flo, serves diners the latest delicacy, "pulled rat."
Diners are also enamoured of the latest al fresco barbecue restaurants. "You can tell the meat is fresh," said one patron.
China debuts the first interactive billboard. "It still needs some tweaking," said a spokesman.
The Democratic National Committee reveals its model for a new addition to Mt. Rushmore.
On the heels of the hit film "The Foos and the Furious," hundreds are killed as roving gangs of foosball players overtake Los Angeles.
I'm just not sure what the hell is going on here. Nice kneepads, though.
Absent-minded British Prime Minister Tony Blair develops a system to aid his failing memory.
Ray Bourque brings the Stanley Cup to Boston. "This is most assuredly the closest you're going to get to this for a while," said Bourque.
BÉNISSEZ-CVous M. PRÉSIDENT
"Well I'm certainly no expert, but I'd guess that I'm about this tall."
"No way. He's only about this tall."
"Now which one of you kids can tell me what a 'budget' is? No, it's not a rhetorical question, I really need to know."
President Bush lectures before a painting of George Washington titled "Friends, I Give You an Idiot."
"Yeah, yeah, Hail to the Chief and all that crap. Cripes, how is a man supposed to play with his dogs when he has to salute all the time?"
Past weeks in pictures, which are now outdated and therefore not funny in the least:
6/20
6/13
6/6
5/31
5/24
5/17
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