Off the Georgia Tech Dining Services website:

        "We are committed to offering you a wide variety of menu options at every
        meal. Just take a look through our Web site at all the special services
        available... they're certain to spark your appetite, satisfy your cravings,
        and keep you coming back for more!"

    Does that 'wide variety' consist of anything other than French fries, cereal, soggy hot dogs, and brown patties resembling hamburgers simmering in their own fat for over 2 hours, which are usually the only thing that you can find at Britain?  Girls: worried about putting on the Freshman 15?  You shouldn't be because even the bums walking on North Avenue would refuse you if you tried to take 'em to eat here on campus. 

    So Britain got renovated this year.  That's really nice.  So we have a 30 foot ceiling and about 6 square inches of space that you can occupy.  It still takes you about half an hour to even get your food, that is if you manage to weave your way through the infinitely small hole in the wall they call the serving area.  Once you get your food, you can sit down and start to eat it, but you'll probably end up throwing half of it away because the only food that looked good still happened to taste like shit.  Or you could just sit at the table and burn to death because the ventilation is so poor that its probably just as hot as it is outside.

    What about Woodruff?  Variety at Woodruff consists of chicken patties and stir fry.  When it's time to close up, they erase the names off the board so you can only guess at what you are eating if you happen to come during the last hour or so. Wouldn't it make more sense to take the food out first, and erase the names later? Also, for some reason, you will smell like ass after every trip to the Woodruff (West Side people, you know what I'm talking about), leading you to dedicate one set of clothing as 'dining hall gear' which you will change into and out of for every visit during the week.

    A vegetarian, are you?  You'll love the ingenious food service at Georgia Tech.  At Woodruff, I once noticed that they ran out of veggie burgers.  So they just fried a bunch of chicken patties and dumped them into the basket where the veggie burgers used to be.  However, the dicks never thought of erasing the words "VEGGIE BURGERS" off of the plaque and putting "REAL CHICKEN" instead.  Needless to say, vegetarians that day came as close as they'll ever get to eating real meat.

    The only time that's even worth eating at the Dining Halls is when Tech has FASET going on.  That's when they go to the store and buy the real lasagna, the chicken nuggets, and  maybe even some fresh cereal if they're feeling good.  I just realized that this is part of the FASET Scam I forgot to write about.  Oh well.

    The only decent place that you can expect to get a meal is the student center.  Also, it's location is suited perfectly to NOBODY IN THE WORLD and it's only open for half the day.  At least they don't fuck up the food.  Be sure to go through LaShay's line though because she's fast as hell swiping that buzzcard haha.

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