Georgia
Tech...Sucks Ass
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E-mail: gtsux2002@yahoo.com
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As always, this site is all about you. Some people just can't understand why I feel the way I do. Well, bud, I'm not the only one. Here's what Georgia Tech's own had to say:
(If you want your name removed, just email me. Some parts of statements have been edited for content, haha, yeah this site is censored somewhat)
Couldn't have said
it better. The site rocks.
It's already reached it's daily limit, and it's only 10:45.
-Dillon
Yeah funny shit
indeed. I concur with most of that shit. Weak effort on the physics though, you
shoulda got the solutions manual. I found out about this site from none other
than Mr. <omitted some stuff>. As I write this, my friend is laughing about your
page from down the hall. Keep up the good work. You must be out of state. Faset
got me too, but my friend made up for that by hooking up with his faset leader.
I bet you live in Glen, the shittiest shit hole.
-Brian
Hey, if this is
whoever made the GT fuckin' sucks site, I give you mad props.
-Ravi
BTW, every word on
your page is SO true. It’s a good laugh. Thanks.
-Carter
Thank you for
putting up this site. It's like a good stand up comedy skit, but one that all
us tech kids can actually empathize with entirely.
-Cary
Dude the site kicks
ass, 99% of everything on there my roommates and I, who share your hatred of
tech, have bitched about over and over. Keep up the good work.
-Steven
I have no clue who
you are and although your site makes you come off as either some spoiled,
pampered, yuppie rich kid who has led a really sheltered life or someone who has
had his mile-wide ego shattered and tasted a little failure and hardship for the
first time, I do have to say that it's funny as shit. I laughed so hard I nearly
crapped my pants when I read the housing section. If this site is just a joke,
then more power to you. But if you actually believe all of this stuff, you have
my sympathy. I can't imagine what it would be like to be that miserable.
-Matthew
Hey, I like your
site. I feel the same damn way about this school, even if you may be a little
more bitter. You forgot one of the biggest fucking problems: the math
department. they don't teach shit, and the book they give you for calc two is
filled with more errors than you make on the hard ass tests they give you. Keep
adding shit...
-Chris
haha, great webpage man its so true in so many aspects...on a similar note, if
you want to stay at tech you better not let the Coc or any of the tech admin
find out who you are. you will cease to exist i can pretty much guarantee you
that.
-Ricket
First of all, I'm
glad somebody released a web site that finally reveals how GT innocently lures
students in only to rape them viciously. I hope your site stays on the Net for
as long as possible.
-Stanislav
heh. lawsuit? I
don't think that would be worth the effort. =) enjoy hosting your site.
-Ben Garrison!!!!
BenG just got on my good
side!
I've read your
fantastic page on the horror that is Georgia Tech. I have about a thousand more
things that I hate about this place. I've been here for 3 years and I've thought
of a lot of them. Let me know if you want my input. Keep up the great work.
-Sid
I have to say that
your website is quite amazing. Almost everyone on the hall (Freeman 3rd floor)
has seen it, and everyone has laughed and agreed right along with you. Everyone
on the hall loves your site and you're doing a great work. I've got to get back
to writing my final paper for English and studying for finals. Not like it
really matters, I'm sure this shithole will kick me out of here soon enough
unless they want my money for a few more semesters. Maybe its a sign.
-Evan
Hey, I was checking
out your site the other day. And I must admit, whether i agree or disagree with
some of the stuff you said, most if not all of it was damn hilarious. I'm
curious to know if you're going add in that Athletics section that has no link
to it. No hard feelings, and hope you keep adding on.
(and oh yea, I'm not sure why that Patrick kid got so riled up over it. I guess
not everyone can take a fucking joke.)
-Phil Goldman
Phil Goldman is a good man.
Sorry for talking shit. And the athletics page is coming, but I'm buried
in other work right now.
Incredible. simply incredible.
-Vas
>>
Siskel and Ebert, move over. Vas is
coming through.
I love your
page. I was shafted out of Tech and have been spreading the word by mouth.
Anyway, good job and good luck.
-Josh
Ah, heck man, how bad could the CS
department really be, they did a hell of a job teaching you how to create a web
page if nothing else. Totally agree about parking and housing, anytime you deal
with them, you might as well just lube up and bend over.
-Jimmy
Ha, they didn't teach me how to do this.
fucking hilarious man. if i knew who
you were i'd buy you a drink.
-Seth
Don't know who the hell you are, but
that site made my fuckin day.
-Matt
Man....I have GOT to give you props
for that. As I told a friend a few minutes back, no matter how much crap you've
done in your life...this one thing will probably outweigh 'em all. And, being
international...I'd say it was about time someone spread the "good" word
around....Grats!
Peace.
- S
Excellent site, HOW CAN YOU NOT
INCLUDE CS2130 IN COLLEGE OF COMPUTING HEH,
DO IT NOW
-anonymous
Hey man, great web page, but what
about 2130, if you need some info on how it's the worst course ever taught, I
can hook you up.
-anonymous
It seems like a must that the site gets some
info on 2130. It's on the way. Send me some info.
Hey, you are my new hero...your site
is so amazing that it makes me want to do something cool...i don't know what it
makes me want to do, but it is so freaking hilarious. I hope it gains popularity
with leaps and bounds...all my luck and laughs.
-Ashley
Best website ever. This shit hole of
a school should have this as the opening page. EVERYTHING is absolutely true.
Keep everything up and fight the power.
-Brian
To whoever runs the gtsux website,
I love your site, I got it book marked, keep up the good work to break up the
evil conspiracy of Ga Tech. Thank you.
-Corey
I was seriously considering Tech
because of the HOPE scholarship and all (yeah, I know I was going to lose it
anyway, but 30 credit hours of free tuition that I don't have to pay is still 30
credit hours), but a friend referred me to this page. I will now be attending
school in Florida, where I might be more broke afterwards but where I know I
will not be shafted.
-Eric
Mark one for the good guys, one victory at a
time.
Dude, a friend of mine goes to Tech
and he complains, and I've visited, and I agree, this the funniest shit I've
read in a looooooooong time, "jamming out to the star wars soundtrack" now
that's just classic shit!! Rock on!
-Daniel
Damn it man!!! You beat me to it!!!
I was gonna make the page. LOL is all good yo, I give u mad props fer putting
sumthing like this up. Forget the whole 99% shit, 100% of the stuff on your site
is totally accurate. You have got to keep this up man. I especially loved the
FASET part, came to many realizations after reading it. Hey man, if you ever
need any help with the site, lemme know!
- Alan
Hey man, your site is tight as hell.
We need more people who tell it like it is.
-Denny
Great fucking site man! although I'm
not a fan of your bashing of people who look/act funny/stupid( aka the multi
colored hair, or skaters, or nice explitives ) they do add a nice twist to the
horrible monotony of this school.
-Nick
First off, nice page. I've been
saying this shit for 4 years and have been waiting for someone to make a page
about it.
-Scott
You have captured everything that is
fucking wrong with this school in one website, fucking hilarious bro, keep up
the good work. I am glad someone is finally telling the truth about Tech. This
school fucking sucks.
-James
Yeah, I read through your
website...excellent...very true... One suggestion (I don't know if you are in a
Fraternity) you might want to add something of how the school administration is
currently going through its "Fuck-the-Greeks" phase. With all the new
punishments and rules being formed...its amazing if there will be any greek
organizations left on campusin 5-7 years. The chemistry /business /douchebag
fraternities do not count.
-William
YOU ROCK!!! I feel your pain, man,
and hopefully this webpage will start something that will put an end to it. I
totally agree on all the stuff, and I have one suggestion: add a section devoted
to Tech Bitch Syndrome (TBS). There really are some genuinely nice girls around
here, but there's clearly a TBS problem that tends to get to girls' heads around
here. I'm sure every guy has a TBS story they could submit or whatever, so I
think everyone can appreciate it. Thanks again for making that web page... I
didn't realize so many people noticed as much stuff as I did.
-Johnson
Dude, you fucking rule! i made the
mistake of being a cs major... you think 1321 and 1322 are bad... just be
thankful you didn't take 2130. that class was the biggest load of crap i've ever
taken.
-Ellie
Helluva site man. I've been screwed
over by Tech, I can definitely attest to that. While I sit at home during my
academic "vacation" from Tech, I figured out a way I could add a little
something to the site. My system for selling back books would be this: get the
cost for the book originally and divide by the person's GPA for that semester.
The higher the GPA, the more use he/she got outta the damn thing. The ones with
low GPAs, like yours truly, would get more for their books cuz you know they
didnt touch that shit. How else would they have such horrible grades? The stupid
ones should get more money to buy alcohol. That way, Tech can slowly filter them
out by making them even stupider. Simple enough I'd say. Go ahead and put my
full name down. I could care less. Keep up the good work.
-Peter
Hey man, every word on your page is
true and I want to thank you for putting it up. Especially the part about the
women. I am studying abroad for a year and have finally started to understand
what college-age girls are supposed to look like. At GT, we've been keeping a
running tally of attractive girls on campus, and in my third year, we had gotten
to 12 (and that's WITH tech goggles on). My friends and I are convinced that
Tech is covered by a Cloud of Misfortune. There's no escaping it. It fucks you
at every turn, and you come back for more because there isn't another choice. I
just can't wait to graduate and go away (but no one graduates on time there,
because GT is a piece of shit). Keep up the good work man, you're voicing the
opinions of us all. and I'd like to see something about physics labs soon.
surely they are shitty enough to be commented on.
-Ron
Hey man, First off, let me say your
website is funny. If Tech can't see the humor in it, that's their loss. Second,
I found it VERY ironic that so many readers (and perhaps yourself) are
complaining -- but have been at Tech for several semesters! Perhaps you will
understand, as an alumnus, that the "demanding" atmosphere at GT is unbelievably
appropriate training for the real world. Academics aside (you can learn CS at
lots of other schools, you know), Tech teaches you how to deal with assholes and
rigid bureaucracies; it exposes you to illogical administrative structures and
poor service from "service" organizations; it provokes serious thought about
your career choices ("Why the hell am I doing this to myself?"); it teaches you
about self-reliance ("The TA sucks so I'd better learn this on my own."); and it
instills serious professional ambition.
-Taylor
Yeah but I don't see why they think they
deserve $20,000+ a year for that shit.
Hey, GTSux guy, all of you
dissatisfied GT students should learn to drive and come up the highway to UGA.
We don't have any of the problems you mentioned in your site. Chicks? We got 'em.
Parking? Choose your spot. Confusing tests? Nowhere to be found. Frat parties?
We set the standard, 24x7. Athletics? We sure kick your ass.
Your all wasting your time down there at the state school for geeks. Come up to
UGA and join the party! Hell, even the after graduation perks are great. My
brother graduated from UGA four years ago, and now he manages his McDonalds.
-Billy
Hey, I was in that chemistry class
too. He was a terrible professor!!! Practically everything he wrote on the board
was wrong!! It drove me absolutely crazy. Good thing I had taken AP chemistry in
high school. Anyhow, I just wanted to say that I enjoyed the website.
-Janet
I would just like to say I love your
site. All of it's funny cause it's true. It's shit people have been complaining
about forever, and finally it's all centralized. Everything else's cool. Keep
the rants coming.
They're great!
-Heather
Yo dude,
This site is cool, and by cool I mean totally sweet. I have experienced almost
everything you wrote about and then some more. If you want to talk about real
genious you should post this pic of the physics website. You forgot about RESNET
though. Welcome to the high speed Internet. And what about the Stinger being
safe? Remember the Driver plowing into that pole? And that time someone went
over the white line. The driver went insane and wouldn't let anyone off until
someone kicked the door down. I don't know where Tech
gets all these new economy workers.
-Thom
Dude your site is awesome, I laughed
my ass off. I go to Clemson and heard about this site from my girlfriend who
goes to Tech and I've been down there enough to know exactly what you're talking
about. I just have one thing to say about the food...don't complain, just be
thankful your not eating the shit Clemson serves us. I have actually enjoyed
eating in Woodruff and Brittain, the food was actually edible not like ours. But
keep up the good work. Oh and a few more things that I've noticed there is the
fact that all the fraternity parties I've been to suck over there. I mean
everybody is standing around not talking to each other with no beer in their
hands and the guys are not talking to any girls. You complain about having no
hot girls at GT well I have to say you really haven't been looking cause they
all have told me that they are mostly desperate for guys, at least ones that can
talk to them without a computer in their faces. I don't want to come off rude or
anything bashing your school and the student life but its just something I've
noticed during my visits. Anyway's peace dude.
-Ryan
Until now, I thought Clemson was decent, but
anywhere that rivals GT in food service is definitely scary.
DAT SHIT IS TIGHT!!! After 4 years
of this shit I'm about to graduate.. tho all the incoming freshmen do need to
find this shit out before they get here.. maybe'll they'll change when
enrollment goes down like a motherfuck.
-Nick
That's pretty damn funny.
-Alex
Great Stuff. I spent five years in
the shit hole. It only gets worse. About five minutes after they hand you
your diploma they start asking you for money, because now, in fact, you are an
alumni (Ask around, graduation May 2001). As if you didn't give them
enough money while a student so they can piss it all away on poorly built
research buildings that an undergrad will never see the inside of.
There is one missing part to your web site: The student body- probably the worst
part of Tech. It ranges from the Dunwoody rich kids to the inbred central
Georgians; from the spoiled, shitbag athletes...to the overachieving student
government dorks. And that doesn't include my comments about the women.
We all know about Tech Bitch Syndrome. I recommend studying abroad for as long
as you can.
-Chris
Nice site. I was a student at
Tech for 2 years before they finally weeded me out. You forgot to mention:
-Bursar's Office "losing" yourrr tuition checks
-Jizz in all of the Glenn Hall toilets eeevery night
-All the "student cops" tryinggg real hard to make you scared of them
-Registration time slots for April 40th of 1812
-Bums living in the trash dumpsters and every other damn container on east
campus
-Constantly wondering if someone stole yyyour car and finding out it was the GT
Police
-5'6" 125-lb computer geeks with acccne and thick glasses who talk shit like Mike
Tyson
-CA-led "alcohol confrontations&quooot;, even if you are 21, and there is only 1 beer
in your fridge
-Textbooks trying to be "hip" that insult your intelligence while teaching you
nothing
-The Mafia-run bookstore and its "bbbook costs as much as a new sound system for
your car" prices
-Having to drive to other colleges for pppussy
Word of advice to Tech-bound high school grads: Go to a cheaper school with more
women and spend the money you save on beer and weed.
-Josh
You're website hurts, it hurts
down deep ... because I know its all true and that summer vacation has just 3
small months left!
-Marv
This is the most accurate
portrayal of the GaTech Shaft I have seen yet...pure genius. Speaking of bitches
giving people the shaft, all I have to say is that only at Georgia Tech will you
find hideous, and I mean down right fugly "women", acting snobby in the dating
department - It's pure supply vs. demand economics. The saddest part of my
experience at Tech is that I actually graduated a college virgin, yet after
moving on to the real world, I've gotten more pussy than I can shake a stick at!
Even being in a frat won\'t help you out too much, since 99.9% of the prospects
I met either had more facial hair than I or easily weighed twice my weight (and
I drank a case or more at just about every party, so in actuality they looked
like a stay-puff marshmallow wookie in a dress). Anyhow, take heed - go to a
school where you won't spend 95% of your time worrying about schoolwork, and
will actually be able to enjoy yourself!
-Mark
Hey man, your website kicked
ass. I laughed so hard. Even I, who does not attend GT, can understand and agree
with almost everything you say (except for the classes, of course). I came to a
Tech frat party from Agnes Scott in the fall of 2000 only to discover the smell
of shit, roaches, and boys desperate for girls (the Tech goggles thing is very
true, unfortunatly). I even ate your food once and never strayed near a GT
dining hall again. Well, funny thing, I'm engaged to one of you now. Thank GOD
he graduated in May 2001 (in four years, which I understanding is incredible by
GT standards...I've never heard of a 6th year in my life until I visited your
university)! Since then, I've rarely returned. Three cheers to you and keep up
the awesome work! P.S. Agnes has more to complain about the lawn service...do
you guys even have grass??
- Cat
Being the GF of a Tech student
has given me a chance to look into the dark abyss commonly called The Georgia
Institute of Technology Luckily I'm not a Tech Bitch....I know you've all heard
the term :)....some guy wrote a song about it too, pretty accurate But your COC
cheating scandal has made news all over campuses across the nation. The
ridiculous reasoning the Deans gave for charging students makes me wonder if
they have 2 damn brain cells to rub together.
-Olivia
First off let me tell you: Your
site rocks. I just got done with my first year of tech and it sucked ass.
I heard about that chemistry professor--some of my friends had him. The
thing that gets me more than anything are the professors that don't give a shit.
I studied with a professor during the whole semester for a certain physics
class--we worked problems out on Saturdays at 11 am--11 am on a Saturday. I more
than showed effort for this class, and the guy still failed me... didn't even
give me a D--and the professors care--psh! Sh'yeah right.
-Anonymous DudeMan
For a while now, I've been
looking forward to starting GT. Perhaps I've been pulled in by all the lies. Now
that I've read your site and heard many of the horror stories of people GT anal
raped, I'm a bit concerned. For instance, a friend of mine, a good student all
through high school, got screwed over pretty well by GT. His GPA is now so low
he can't get into the local state college that accepts people with the
intelligence of pocket lent. I've heard of this happening to a few people.
Anyways, I'm still going to attend GT but thanks for telling it like it is. Half
the battle is being prepared.
-Ricky
This site embodies everything
that sucked about my first year at tech and for the most part rocks my face. To
hell with UGA? fuck that, to hellwith tech.
-Martin
You also forgot to mention how
the stadium is so fucking small, only 3% of the students get tix Also, how they
turn off the AC in September for the dorms, and don't turn it on again ..."until
it is 70 degrees for 3 days straight." BULLSHIT! They turn it on 1/2 way through
summer. I went there for 3 years and transferred last Spring to UF...a real
school! Tech Sucked my left Nut!
-Jeff
Dude, your page rocks! It's all
sooo true. I had a friend who just got kicked out of ME within two semesters of
his graduation! Now he can't even go to community. As for myself, I left
Tech after 3 years in aerospace engineering, they gave me bull about high
standards and not hacking it and whatever, well I left with a 3.0 (oh and they
wouldn't give me even that, they put a 2.99 on my transfer transcript just to
show ya how crappy GT is at everything) now I got a 3.8 in the same major, and
the pussy over here is incredible! Roll Tide!! Dude keep up the great work!!!
Georgia Tech sucks!! I sure DON'T miss the Friday nights at that god forsaken
place in midtown Atlanta....
-Paul
Hey, I like the site. I stumbled
across it as a prefrosh and so saved myself $1600 through it (for example, I am
not on a meal plan and I will save myself $3 by providing my own food). As a
girl, I want to know what Tech Bitch Syndrome is and all of the symptoms so that
I can avoid it. Oh and, what is up with this whole registration process? I only
had 10 hours to register and the classes I needed were fucking full. And then I
have to wait for school to actually START in order to try again. I was told that
I had to go get permission to "override" into a closed session, but I have to
talk to a professor about that and just seems scary as I've heard from my mother
(a ChemE from '84) that some professors don't give a shit about their students
and purposely try to fail them out. I just want to take a calculus course!! Is
that so much to ask???? Anyways....good job on the site.
-Chrissy
As I am about to enter my 4th
year at Tech and have seen my fair share of shit during my stay, I have to say
that in regards to this website unfortunately... it's all true. Every last bit
of it. I wish I could say it's the same at every college though; but no, it
really isn't. And it would even be funny, except it isn't. The only advice I can
offer is move off campus, Tech sucks and you are going to have to rescue
yourself. Enjoy Atlanta, get laid.... and maybe pick up a hobby (I highly
suggest drinking heavily). Oh, and only go to campus for classes or practice;
there really is no other reason. Granted, my buddies and I moved to the
"ghetto," but even with the shootings and car chases my living situation is a
hundred times better than when I was at Tech. And you just can't beat the
selection of 40 oz.'s at the Texaco across the street. Quality work on the
website man... this is the real heart and soul of Tech. Peace.
-Brent
I never actually attended GT,
but my boyfriend did. I visited for a week while he was there. Then he wised up,
realized he was paying a shit load of money to work himself to death and still
not get any grades over a D... Everything on your site is true to the stories I
have heard for several years about that school both from my boyfriend and all
the other people I know who went there. My guy got outta there before it was too
late... sorry to all you others who are still stuck there!! I send my
sympathies...
-Kelly
I was eating lunch when I ran
across the link to your site. I was actually planning on attending Georgia Tech,
but now... hell no! The main website looks ok, and talks all nice and whatnot,
but I appreciate your "no sugar-coating bullshit" approach to how the school
really is. I read every part of you site and now I've rescinded my application
and I'm enrolling in the University of Alabama. I just wanted to take the time
to thank you for informing me on how shitty the school really is. I hope that
more possible freshman see your site.
-David
Thank God for another one saved.
Been awhile since the GT Sux
site was worked on GT Sux dude. Has the man finally brought the movement down? I
get so tired of the man always bringing the good peoples down. Anyway, I was
just wondering what was up with the site and the GT sux dude.
-HELLL NO, the Man ain't got me fucked up.
I love the site! :) I'm
surprised none of you has taken legal action against Tech yet. Speaking of legal
action, please post all the shit that people have sent (especially the legal
beagles) to remove content from your site. I took the liberty to submit your
site to Archive.org (the wayback machine). Let's hope they crawl the site
soon and put you into Internet history, making ANY content that you are forced
to remove available for the ages. :) Keep up the good work.
-Amul
Your website is
hilarious...absolutely hilarious! I cracked up. Thank you.
-Taylor
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