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Speakers
Jackson
Brody
Dear Mr. Atacan, I am a recent
college graduate and I'm looking for an apartment in the Olde City area.
I'm not originally from Philadelphia, but my old dorm roommate says you're
the source when it comes to finding living space in the City of Brotherly
Love. I'm from old money who live in a non-descript castle somewhere
on the West Coast, so cost is not a problem. I may be loaded, but
I definitely don't know how to do things on my own, which is why I'm coming
to you with my housing needs. I guess I'm spoiled from growing up
in that damn castle. My only stipulation is that the apartment be
symmetrical, so that in the event my roommate and I (His name is Grumpkus)
have a disagreement, we can settle the disagreement by painting a white
line down the center of the apartment, theoretically spilting the apartment
in half. I'm sure no problems could arise from a situation such as
that one. Anyway... whatever help you could provide would be greatly
appreciated. God bless America. By the way, I was very impressed
by your award-winning website.
Jackson Brody P.S. Even though I hold a Masters
Degree in British Literature, I'm afraid I don't know much about real estate.
What makes it "real" estate? Is there such a thing as "fake" estate?
Jackson recently
received a response.
Jackson:
Thank you for
writing! Rarely do we receive such a pleasant and well written e-mail!
I apologize for taking 3 days to return your e-mail, usually you can expect
a response immediately. However, we have been unbelievably busy for this
time of year. The real estate market is about as strong as it was last
spring, which is unheard of at the end of December. I believe that this
is due in part to the low interest rates, as well as the volatility of
the stock market. We specialize in helping first time buyers from finding
you the right mortgage for your individual financial situation, to referring
you to reputable movers & contractors. It would be our pleasure to
assist you find your next home. We make sure that our clients find the
entire process very easy and fun!
The first 2 steps
in finding you a property is to determine exactly what you are looking
for in your next home. You mentioned you would like a large 2 bedroom
in Old City that can be easily divided in times of crisis. Attached by
link is every 2 bedroom for sale in Old City. Some you will love, some
you will hate, but it is best that you take a look most of them on your
first appointment so we know exactly what you want. Once we understand
this, you only need to see the new listings that meet your criteria and
will not be a waste of your time.
The inventory
is very low right now, but we expect to improve after the first of the
year. Antonio will be listing two new 2 bedrooms in January in the $180-$200K
price range. The second step is to get you pre-approved for a mortgage.
We strongly recommend that you start the process with our in-house banker.
This is because he will gather all the information that you need for your
e-approval over the phone and their will be no cost or obligation to you.
You should do this as soon as possible because you will be prepared and
able to make an offer on any property you find and this will help you avoid
any surprises. We have seen clients lose the home of their dreams in bidding
wars because they did not have their finances line up. After you identify
the property that you want, you can shop for different mortgage rates,
but most likely it will be difficult to find better rates because our company
is very competitivie & will try to beat any rate that you find. Please fell free to call him on his mobile anytime. Just let him know you
are Antonio's client and he will take excellent care of you!
Finally, I urge
you to get on our e-mail list so that you will have a better understanding
of the Center City Market and learn about all new listings. I will send
you my last update in a separate e-mail. Please let me know if you would
like to be added to the list! When you are ready to start looking at some
properties, just call or e-mail and I will have Antonio contact you to
set an appointment. We greatly look forward to working with you and helping
you find your next home.
Warm Regards,
Mrs. Atacan
P.S. The term real estate originates
from 17th Century English Common Law, I guess Beowolf didn't touch on that
topic, eh!Note: Actual Response.
Fuv
Ma' Poppin'
Fuv Ma' Poppin'
Finds God By Way of George Clooney:
Ocean wasn't enough. Ocean 2: Electric
Boogaloo wasn't enough. Nor were Oceans 3 through 10. But no more. Ocean's
11 has come out, and I have found god. Good lord, this was a great movie.
It has instantly become my favorite movie without the words "Back to the
Future" in the title. Have I mentioned it's great? Oh, my, this was a great
movie. But enough about me going on about this movie, how about the movie
itself? OK, let's start out. It's a heist film. Not a gangster heist film,
mind you, but a "civilian guys gone bad" type. It gives you the feeling
inside, "Yeah, I could do this. I could be this bad ass". Secondly,
this has the greatest ensemble cast of any movie in the last few years.
Considering that only 'Rat Race' has had any real ensemble cast in the
last few years (at least, the only real commercial movie with such a cast,
not counting smaller movies like Magnolia), this is not that great a distinction
by name.
But beyond it's comparison to Rat Race,
the cast is really excellent. George Clooney, who I've never been a fan
of, is a great smarmy ex-con. Brad Pitt plays an excellent...well, side
man to George Clooney, basically; I don't remember any distinct role he
had in the heist, though he did do a mean impersonation of a doctor towards
the end of the film. Andy Garcia plays one badass-mother, who is still
a cordial hotel manager and who owns at least three casinos in Las Vegas.
Matt Damon is a great nerd who comes through in the end. And there was
no pun intended there, folks. Really. Julia Roberts is, well, Julia Roberts,
for lack of a better term. She does really well in the small role she has,
though in her first scene, they really screw up her lighting, and she looks,
to quote the guy sitting behind me at the theater, "freakin' hideous",
but that's no fault of her own.
There's a bunch of others in the movie,
but there are so many that I can't really go into it. Bernie Mac shines,
as does Carl Reiner, I might add. Next, I have to praise the soundtrack.
I had this one lick in my head for about a half hour after it was done,
and it only stopped going around in my head after hearing loud Christmas
music blasting in my ear. It's really jazzy, and it sticks aroung for nearly
all of the movie to great efffect. I can't really describe the coolness
of this movie in words. The only question I can ask you is: Are you in,
or are you out?
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