| Assassins | JYDs | Quiet Storm |
| Chargers | Ketchup Hotdog | ROC's Rynos |
| Hitmen | Marauders | SmackDownSister |
| Hooligans | PhatBacks | StiffArms |
| Assassins |
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| Position | Player | Salary | Term |
QB |
Carson Palmer | $5 | 3 years |
RB |
Jamal Lewis | $23 | 2 years |
RB |
Fred Taylor | $22 | 2 years |
RB |
William Green | $3 | 2 years |
| RB | Frank Gore | $1 | 3 years |
RB |
LaBrandon Toefield | $1 | 3 years |
WR |
Chad Johnson | $16 | 1 year |
WR |
Hines Ward | $16 | 2 years |
WR |
Darrell Jackson | $3 | 1 year |
WR |
Reggie Wayne | $1 | 2 years |
WR |
Brandon Jones | $1 | 3 years |
TE |
Randy McMichael | $2 | 1 year |
TE/RB |
Chris Cooley | $1 | 3 years |
K |
Adam Vinitiari | $1 | 1 year |
DT |
New England Patriots | $2 | 3 years |
| IR | <Empty> | ||
| IR | <Empty> | ||
| Penalty | $0 | ||
| TOTAL | 15 Players / 0 IR | $98 |
| Team Records | Lifetime | Last Season |
| Wins | 30 | 10 |
| Losses | 26 | 4 |
| Points Scored | 3,614 | 952 |
| Points Scored Against | 3,404 | 808 |
| Championship Won | 0 | 0 |
| Playoff Appearance | 2 | 1 |
| Playoff Wins | 2 | 1 |
| Season in the NFL | 0 | 0 |
| Season in the CFL | 1 | 1 |
| Season in the XFL | 2 | 0 |
| Total $ Winnings | $130 | $70 |
MVPs
| Year | Award | Player | Stats |
| 2004 | MVP | Adam Vinitiari | 9.5/game @ $1 |
| BVP | New England Defense | 10.6/game @ $1 | |
| 2003 | MVP | New England Defense | 13.7/game @ $1 |
| BVP | Marc Bulger | 9.0/game @ $2 | |
| 2002 | MVP | Peyton Manning | 10.6/game @ $21 |
| BVP | Jamal Lewis | 7.4/game @ $2 | |
| 2001 | MVP | Bears Defense | $1 |
| BVP | Martin Gramatica | $1 |
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