| Assassins | JYDs | Quiet Storm |
| Chargers | Ketchup Hotdog | ROC's Rynos |
| Hitmen | Marauders | SmackDownSister |
| Hooligans | PhatBacks | StiffArms |
| Ketchup Hotdog |
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| Position | Player | Salary | Term |
QB |
Marc Bulger | $7 | 2 years |
QB |
Tim Rattay | $1 | 2 years |
QB |
Kyle Boller | $1 | 3 years |
RB |
Corey Dillon | $23 | 2 years |
RB |
Rudi Johnson | $17 | 2 years |
RB |
Tiki Barber | $9 | 2 years |
WR |
Randy Moss | $23 | 2 years |
WR |
Isaac Bruce | $7 | 2 years |
WR |
Javon Walker | $1 | 1 year |
WR |
Plaxico Burress | $6 | 3 years |
| WR | Troy Williamson | $1 | 3 years |
TE |
Ben Watson | $1 | 2 years |
TE |
Kellen Winslow | $1 | 2 years |
K |
Jeff Reid | $1 | 3 years |
DT |
Jacksonville Jaguars | $1 | 3 years |
| IR | <empty> | ||
| IR | <empty> | ||
| Penalty | $0 | ||
| TOTAL | 15 players / 0 IR | $100 |
| Team Records | Lifetime | Last Season |
| Wins | 24 | 6 |
| Losses | 32 | 8 |
| Points Scored | 3,411 | 898 |
| Points Scored Against | 3,524 | 852 |
| Championship Won | 0 | 0 |
| Playoff Appearance | 0 | 0 |
| Playoff Wins | 0 | 0 |
| Season in the NFL | 0 | 0 |
| Season in the CFL | 3 | 1 |
| Season in the XFL | 1 | 0 |
| Total $ Winnings | $0 | $0 |
MVPs
| Year | Award | Player | Stats |
| 2004 | MVP | Tiki Barber | 10.8/game @ $9 |
| BVP | Javon Walker | 7.9/game @ $1 | |
| 2003 | MVP | Randy Moss | 12.9/game @ $30 |
| BVP | Javon Walker | 5.7/game @ $1 | |
| 2002 | MVP | Clinton Portis | 11/game @ $1 |
| BVP | Peerless Price | 7.4/game @ $1 | |
| 2001 | MVP | Brett Farve | $15 |
| BVP | Peerless Price | $1 |
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