| Assassins | JYDs | Quiet Storm |
| Chargers | Ketchup Hotdog | ROC's Rynos |
| Hitmen | Marauders | SmackDownSister |
| Hooligans | PhatBacks | StiffArms |
| JYDs |
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| Position | Player | Salary | Term |
QB |
Trent Green |
$7 | 3 years |
QB |
David Carr | $1 | 1 year |
RB |
Priest Holms | $41 | 2 years |
RB |
LaMont Jordan | $21 | 3 years |
RB |
Michael Pittman | $3 | 3 years |
RB |
Mike Allstott | $3 | 1 year |
WR |
Eric Moulds | $10 | 2 years |
WR |
Dante' Stallworth | $5 | 2 years |
WR |
Keenan McCardell | $1 | 2 years |
| WR | Matt Jones | $1 | 3 years |
WR |
David Patten | $1 | 3 years |
WR |
Roddy White | $1 | 3 years |
TE |
Daniel Graham | $1 | 2 years |
K |
John Carney | $1 | 1 year |
DT |
Pittsburgh Steelers | $1 | 1 year |
| IR | <Empty> | ||
| IR | <empty> | ||
| Penalty | $0 | ||
| TOTAL | 15 players / 0 IR | $98 |
| Team Records | Lifetime | Last Season |
| Wins | 30 | 7 |
| Losses | 26 | 7 |
| Points Scored | 3,389 | 810 |
| Points Scored Against | 3,269 | 803 |
| Championship Won | 0 | 0 |
| Playoff Appearance | 2 | 0 |
| Playoff Wins | 1 | 0 |
| Season in the NFL | 2 | 0 |
| Season in the CFL | 2 | 1 |
| Season in the XFL | 0 | 0 |
| Total $ Winnings | $100 | $0 |
MVPs
| Year | Award | Player | Stats |
| 2004 | MVP | Priest Holms |
17.5/game @ $42* (*only played 8 games) |
| BVP | Pittsburgh Defense | 10/game @ $1 | |
| 2003 | MVP | Priest Holms | 16.8/game @ $3 |
| BVP | Priest Holms | 16.8/game @ $3 | |
| 2002 | MVP | Priest Holms | 18.3/game @ $3 |
| BVP | Priest Holms | 18.3/game @ $3 | |
| 2001 | MVP | Priest Holms | $3 |
| BVP | Priest Holms | $3 |
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